Sit Down, Be Humboldt
@humboldtwearsdiapers.com
he/they - 30 - nh - boerboel (south african mastiff) - ab/dl - furry - pup - author - 18+ only - nsfw for nudity and lewdity
Bet, bro! Can't skip legs day - and don't forget your "protein shake", make sure you've downed it before we hit the squat rack 😁
October 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Bet, bro! Can't skip legs day - and don't forget your "protein shake", make sure you've downed it before we hit the squat rack 😁
"Dark colors make your diapers less noticeable!"
1: I like 'em BIG
2: I don't give a FUCK who notices 'em
😎
1: I like 'em BIG
2: I don't give a FUCK who notices 'em
😎
October 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"Dark colors make your diapers less noticeable!"
1: I like 'em BIG
2: I don't give a FUCK who notices 'em
😎
1: I like 'em BIG
2: I don't give a FUCK who notices 'em
😎
Day 8 of #Locktober and I'm already in my "after-work Barney Bounces" era 😫🔒
October 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Day 8 of #Locktober and I'm already in my "after-work Barney Bounces" era 😫🔒
Oh s💩💩t, I think I just heard Dad pull in the driveway...
October 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh s💩💩t, I think I just heard Dad pull in the driveway...
POV: it's an autumn afternoon, your parents won't be home til dinner, and you just got home from the most heart-racing, nerve-wracking bike ride to the pharmacy in your life
October 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
POV: it's an autumn afternoon, your parents won't be home til dinner, and you just got home from the most heart-racing, nerve-wracking bike ride to the pharmacy in your life
Biohazard print does exist in cloth from EcoAble! Though admittedly it's more "cool science middle"-coded and less "industrial psychological horror"
October 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Biohazard print does exist in cloth from EcoAble! Though admittedly it's more "cool science middle"-coded and less "industrial psychological horror"
Monkeyin' around in the swamp because I'm a literal child
October 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Monkeyin' around in the swamp because I'm a literal child
Good morning, big guy! How'd you sleep? Are we marking a sun on the potty chart today?
*sniff sniff*
Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet
No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
*sniff sniff*
Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet
No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
October 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Good morning, big guy! How'd you sleep? Are we marking a sun on the potty chart today?
*sniff sniff*
Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet
No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
*sniff sniff*
Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet
No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
4 cans of cider CRUSHED
5 hours of d&d ENJOYED
DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED
Sweatpants SOAKED
😤
5 hours of d&d ENJOYED
DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED
Sweatpants SOAKED
😤
October 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
4 cans of cider CRUSHED
5 hours of d&d ENJOYED
DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED
Sweatpants SOAKED
😤
5 hours of d&d ENJOYED
DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED
Sweatpants SOAKED
😤
Commence good boy month 🔒
October 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Commence good boy month 🔒
Ate a funny candy when I got home from my morning hike, and I think it might have turned me into an actual baby?!? 🤤
September 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ate a funny candy when I got home from my morning hike, and I think it might have turned me into an actual baby?!? 🤤
Each day, greet the morning with openness to the Three V's: Vigor, Victory, and Very wet bedtime pants
September 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Each day, greet the morning with openness to the Three V's: Vigor, Victory, and Very wet bedtime pants
Idk chat I think ya boy's really cooking with this
September 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Idk chat I think ya boy's really cooking with this
It's #BigDiaperFriday, and I've been working on this one since I got dressed for work 10 hours ago...Have I earned a change? 🥺
September 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It's #BigDiaperFriday, and I've been working on this one since I got dressed for work 10 hours ago...Have I earned a change? 🥺
Once the suppository kicks in, his locked little doodle usually squirts in his dirty diaper by the time "Icky Squishy Gooey Ooey" is done playing, and he'll be content and asleep for 20-30 min
Then he'll get cleaned up, changed into his thicker home diaper and his play clothes, and you can play!
Then he'll get cleaned up, changed into his thicker home diaper and his play clothes, and you can play!
September 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Once the suppository kicks in, his locked little doodle usually squirts in his dirty diaper by the time "Icky Squishy Gooey Ooey" is done playing, and he'll be content and asleep for 20-30 min
Then he'll get cleaned up, changed into his thicker home diaper and his play clothes, and you can play!
Then he'll get cleaned up, changed into his thicker home diaper and his play clothes, and you can play!
POV: you're going over your friend's house for a playdate after preschool, and this is the little pre-naptime routine his mommy uses to tire him out 👀
September 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
POV: you're going over your friend's house for a playdate after preschool, and this is the little pre-naptime routine his mommy uses to tire him out 👀
There are some similarities, but:
1: these have a wetness indicator
2: I don't remember the shell of the Kiddos standing out to me, but these feel exceptionally glossy
I don't have any Kiddos lying around ATM for a side-by-side comparison though
1: these have a wetness indicator
2: I don't remember the shell of the Kiddos standing out to me, but these feel exceptionally glossy
I don't have any Kiddos lying around ATM for a side-by-side comparison though
September 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
There are some similarities, but:
1: these have a wetness indicator
2: I don't remember the shell of the Kiddos standing out to me, but these feel exceptionally glossy
I don't have any Kiddos lying around ATM for a side-by-side comparison though
1: these have a wetness indicator
2: I don't remember the shell of the Kiddos standing out to me, but these feel exceptionally glossy
I don't have any Kiddos lying around ATM for a side-by-side comparison though
This #BigDiaperFriday was a trial of something interesting
Found on Amazon, claims 11L capacity - which should place it in the Top 3 of Big Diapers. Yet, no reviews, no one's mentioned the brand on Reddit or here AFAIK.
Found on Amazon, claims 11L capacity - which should place it in the Top 3 of Big Diapers. Yet, no reviews, no one's mentioned the brand on Reddit or here AFAIK.
August 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
This #BigDiaperFriday was a trial of something interesting
Found on Amazon, claims 11L capacity - which should place it in the Top 3 of Big Diapers. Yet, no reviews, no one's mentioned the brand on Reddit or here AFAIK.
Found on Amazon, claims 11L capacity - which should place it in the Top 3 of Big Diapers. Yet, no reviews, no one's mentioned the brand on Reddit or here AFAIK.
Thinking about...stuff 👀
August 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Thinking about...stuff 👀
This'll make sure I stay in REAL diapers for a while 😵💫
July 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This'll make sure I stay in REAL diapers for a while 😵💫
My experience with the latest Goodnites is about the same as it was in 2004:
I wore one for a two-hour nap and woke up in a puddle ☔😰
I wore one for a two-hour nap and woke up in a puddle ☔😰
July 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My experience with the latest Goodnites is about the same as it was in 2004:
I wore one for a two-hour nap and woke up in a puddle ☔😰
I wore one for a two-hour nap and woke up in a puddle ☔😰
These are my gym clothes 💪
As my muscles get bigger and my diapers get better, my outfit gets shorter and tighter 🙈
As my muscles get bigger and my diapers get better, my outfit gets shorter and tighter 🙈
July 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
These are my gym clothes 💪
As my muscles get bigger and my diapers get better, my outfit gets shorter and tighter 🙈
As my muscles get bigger and my diapers get better, my outfit gets shorter and tighter 🙈
"I bought myself new bedsheets as a birthday gift" sounds very mature, until you see what kind of sheets they are 💜
June 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"I bought myself new bedsheets as a birthday gift" sounds very mature, until you see what kind of sheets they are 💜
Normal puppy apparel after an 8-hour workday and a 2 hours tidying up the yard
Could make it last longer, but alas I must shower 😪
Could make it last longer, but alas I must shower 😪
May 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Normal puppy apparel after an 8-hour workday and a 2 hours tidying up the yard
Could make it last longer, but alas I must shower 😪
Could make it last longer, but alas I must shower 😪
It's comfy! And uhh...tiny 🥴
March 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's comfy! And uhh...tiny 🥴