EatYourHeartOut🔪🩸
@humansmakemesick.bsky.social
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Kind not nice but I’m a vibe and you’ll love it here, promise
Fun facts:
| Sarcastic Asshole | Shxt Talker | Silly Rabbit 🤪 |
Kind not nice but I’m a vibe and you’ll love it here, promise
Fun facts:
| Sarcastic Asshole | Shxt Talker | Silly Rabbit 🤪 |
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Some exits aren’t losses, they’re evictions from places you’ve outgrown
Reposted by EatYourHeartOut🔪🩸
Sweet tea ain’t good bro. I’ll die on this hill.
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Sweet tea ain’t good bro. I’ll die on this hill.
First and only time was years ago with a girl I used to work with, I was curious and wanted to try it but I didn’t really get deep in to it like I wanted to cause she pulled me up but when I asked her did she enjoy it, she said yea so it was cool I guess
The *very first time* you participated in oral sex, how did you feel about it?
January 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
First and only time was years ago with a girl I used to work with, I was curious and wanted to try it but I didn’t really get deep in to it like I wanted to cause she pulled me up but when I asked her did she enjoy it, she said yea so it was cool I guess
No, I hate mine too
Y’all like y’all’s first name? I hate mine.
January 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
No, I hate mine too
In Ulta with my sister and all these multiple perfume scents in the air is giving me a headache
January 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
In Ulta with my sister and all these multiple perfume scents in the air is giving me a headache
Same, I don’t even have a top sheet on my bed, I brought fitted sheets only
I have a strong dislike for top sheets. Fitted sheets are all I need.
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Same, I don’t even have a top sheet on my bed, I brought fitted sheets only
My lil niece laying under me watching videos on her tablet while I’m massaging her shoulder, now she knocked out snoring 😂
January 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
My lil niece laying under me watching videos on her tablet while I’m massaging her shoulder, now she knocked out snoring 😂
💀
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
💀
I remember this one dude was trying to talk to me and I blocked him after the first time we FaceTimed bc he kept saying “yassss” like us women be saying and I didn’t like that bc it was giving he was one of the gworls 💅😬
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I remember this one dude was trying to talk to me and I blocked him after the first time we FaceTimed bc he kept saying “yassss” like us women be saying and I didn’t like that bc it was giving he was one of the gworls 💅😬
Omg titan you cut your hair 😩
January 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Omg titan you cut your hair 😩
CALL YOUR SHRINK JOE!
January 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
CALL YOUR SHRINK JOE!
Lmao stop it 😭
January 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Lmao stop it 😭
We had no business hearing this as children
elementary school this was my favorite song
Candy Licker
open.spotify.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
We had no business hearing this as children
Lmao y’all play too much 😭
January 5, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Lmao y’all play too much 😭
Lmao stop it
January 5, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Lmao stop it
I want you outta my head
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I want you outta my head
I experienced sleep paralysis for the first time in my life this morning and I don’t want to ever again God pls 😭
Being awake but unable to move is something I never want to experience again omg 😭
January 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I experienced sleep paralysis for the first time in my life this morning and I don’t want to ever again God pls 😭
The only way this lil baby act like he got some sense is when Toy Story is on, other than that he acting a fool 🙄
January 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
The only way this lil baby act like he got some sense is when Toy Story is on, other than that he acting a fool 🙄
Mine run off batteries so I’m good 🙃
Hey... charge your toys.
January 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Mine run off batteries so I’m good 🙃
Definitely a set up song 😭
That “we getting fucked tonight” song sounds like horror movie music in the club when you’re around actual niggas 😭😭😭
January 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Definitely a set up song 😭
You such an asshole 😭
“Damn everybody catching feelings now.”
"I love you"..reply like an uninterested person. Let's go
January 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
You such an asshole 😭
Now Meeks 😭
i am now in my fertile window and could actually swallow a man whole
January 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Now Meeks 😭
“Mhm I bet you do”
“Aww how cute”
“Sure you do”
“Who doesn’t”
“Why is that”
“Aww how cute”
“Sure you do”
“Who doesn’t”
“Why is that”
"I love you"..reply like an uninterested person. Let's go
January 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
“Mhm I bet you do”
“Aww how cute”
“Sure you do”
“Who doesn’t”
“Why is that”
“Aww how cute”
“Sure you do”
“Who doesn’t”
“Why is that”