At ten pounds fifty, it must have contained a full roasted goose.

Yeah, I’m sure pricing will have moved on from the infamous £9.50 Christmas Sandwich last year. My friends still ask me to re-tell the story about that - they gather round and listen in awe before asking a cacophony of excited questions.

Perfect weather for an entire population to administer the shit out of things, I suppose.

The lad serving it and I both know it’s absurd, but we just play the roles assigned to us and ask no questions.

Made an impromptu chip butty and popped that down the tommy too.

I think we need more Technocrats and Administrators. We shouldn’t have politicised who empties the bins.

Popped a greasy whale down the tommy.

I’m obviously not attending, Bonny Lad. I’m what people need the resilience for.

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It is making my shadowy lobbying really quite exhausting.

The lad has a wahoosive pyet with postage stamp features.

Bit of both on this occasion.