🦀 Alix 🦀
@ure.bsky.social
Aka Ruth Blackett. Aka, far too many internet pseudonyms. Aka onions.
I want to see your unusual postboxes.
I want to see your unusual postboxes.
Everybody just shut up for a while.
January 19, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Everybody just shut up for a while.
Oh No! I Ate Everything Again!
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Oh No! I Ate Everything Again!
I've just completed my thrice yearly accidentally coating my fingertips in superglue event.
January 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I've just completed my thrice yearly accidentally coating my fingertips in superglue event.
1. The recipe does not align with the photo. Where are the sails, damnit?
2. Was it common for people to have boat-shaped patty tins handy in the 1970s?
3. "Mixed fats"
4. Homeopathic quantity of Tabasco
5. Bon appetit!
2. Was it common for people to have boat-shaped patty tins handy in the 1970s?
3. "Mixed fats"
4. Homeopathic quantity of Tabasco
5. Bon appetit!
January 17, 2026 at 11:12 AM
1. The recipe does not align with the photo. Where are the sails, damnit?
2. Was it common for people to have boat-shaped patty tins handy in the 1970s?
3. "Mixed fats"
4. Homeopathic quantity of Tabasco
5. Bon appetit!
2. Was it common for people to have boat-shaped patty tins handy in the 1970s?
3. "Mixed fats"
4. Homeopathic quantity of Tabasco
5. Bon appetit!
My career ambition is to earn just enough money that I can justify a subscription to a monthly cheese box. I shall be informing my manager of this at my next appraisal.
January 16, 2026 at 8:43 AM
My career ambition is to earn just enough money that I can justify a subscription to a monthly cheese box. I shall be informing my manager of this at my next appraisal.
I return to the north to find it encased in fog. Here is a bin that has gone for a wander.
January 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I return to the north to find it encased in fog. Here is a bin that has gone for a wander.
Can anyone name one good thing about Euston station? (the exit doesn't count).
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Can anyone name one good thing about Euston station? (the exit doesn't count).
The only question I will ever ask them.
January 14, 2026 at 2:37 PM
The only question I will ever ask them.
Once again, I find I have made quite a lot of unpleasant soup.
January 13, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Once again, I find I have made quite a lot of unpleasant soup.
It's hard to get excited about a visit to Aldershot.
January 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
It's hard to get excited about a visit to Aldershot.
People say magic isn't real but sometimes a washing machine will fill a duvet cover with all your clothes during a wash cycle, which is definitely witchcraft of some sort.
January 7, 2026 at 3:51 PM
People say magic isn't real but sometimes a washing machine will fill a duvet cover with all your clothes during a wash cycle, which is definitely witchcraft of some sort.
First quarter peal of 2026 done! A mostly pleasant and steady bit of Plain Bob Minor, though we got a bit complacent toward the end and nearly fired out.
January 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
First quarter peal of 2026 done! A mostly pleasant and steady bit of Plain Bob Minor, though we got a bit complacent toward the end and nearly fired out.
Alas, it is time to put away the marvellous fibre optic tree for another year. Farewell, friend!
January 4, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Alas, it is time to put away the marvellous fibre optic tree for another year. Farewell, friend!
Ghost dairies of south Liverpool.
January 3, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Ghost dairies of south Liverpool.
In between ringing last night, I had a look through a 1967 ringing diary and its adverts. I would dearly love to know what the Ringer's ash tray looked like.
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 AM
In between ringing last night, I had a look through a 1967 ringing diary and its adverts. I would dearly love to know what the Ringer's ash tray looked like.
I have rung in the new year and made a godawful noise.
January 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I have rung in the new year and made a godawful noise.
At some point this evening you will flush the toilet for the final time this year. Maybe you already have!
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
At some point this evening you will flush the toilet for the final time this year. Maybe you already have!
Yet another day passes and I am no closer to understanding anything about maths.
December 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Yet another day passes and I am no closer to understanding anything about maths.
I have added salad to the floor.
December 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I have added salad to the floor.
I went to Noke and nobody spoke.
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I went to Noke and nobody spoke.
Went outside and stomped about in some mud.
December 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Went outside and stomped about in some mud.
The Madame Blanc Mysteries are proof that you don't need AI to produce utter shite.
December 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The Madame Blanc Mysteries are proof that you don't need AI to produce utter shite.
Everyone on EastEnders should have name badges.
December 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Everyone on EastEnders should have name badges.
"What's this?"
"Huh?"
"What is this on the telly?"
"I don't know, why?"
"You changed the channel, we were watching Poirot"
"Poirot?"
"POIROT"
"Huh"
"Will you put Poirot back on?"
"What?"
"Put Poirot back on"
"...."
"You have the remote. Put Poirot back on"
"Huh?"
"What is this on the telly?"
"I don't know, why?"
"You changed the channel, we were watching Poirot"
"Poirot?"
"POIROT"
"Huh"
"Will you put Poirot back on?"
"What?"
"Put Poirot back on"
"...."
"You have the remote. Put Poirot back on"
December 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"What's this?"
"Huh?"
"What is this on the telly?"
"I don't know, why?"
"You changed the channel, we were watching Poirot"
"Poirot?"
"POIROT"
"Huh"
"Will you put Poirot back on?"
"What?"
"Put Poirot back on"
"...."
"You have the remote. Put Poirot back on"
"Huh?"
"What is this on the telly?"
"I don't know, why?"
"You changed the channel, we were watching Poirot"
"Poirot?"
"POIROT"
"Huh"
"Will you put Poirot back on?"
"What?"
"Put Poirot back on"
"...."
"You have the remote. Put Poirot back on"