I know I will have to account for the two spoons I have left on a kitchen surface later. She’ll come in full of hell giving it “Who’dya think you are, like - Tommy Two Spoons?” and I will have to put the spoons away.
January 23, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I know I will have to account for the two spoons I have left on a kitchen surface later. She’ll come in full of hell giving it “Who’dya think you are, like - Tommy Two Spoons?” and I will have to put the spoons away.
So much fucking banana liqueur everywhere
January 23, 2026 at 1:21 PM
So much fucking banana liqueur everywhere
i bet these so called tribunals don’t even understand simple banter
January 23, 2026 at 1:18 PM
i bet these so called tribunals don’t even understand simple banter
Of all the thumbnail character sketches I receive from my wife’s working life - the introduction of ‘Long Ginger Cunt’ late into Season 26 has been an unexpected delight.
January 19, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Of all the thumbnail character sketches I receive from my wife’s working life - the introduction of ‘Long Ginger Cunt’ late into Season 26 has been an unexpected delight.
Objectively, at this point, you have to say The Meek really need to pull their collective finger out.
January 19, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Objectively, at this point, you have to say The Meek really need to pull their collective finger out.
Looking forward to the New Wave of Mean-Spirited Songwriters
January 19, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Looking forward to the New Wave of Mean-Spirited Songwriters
I am the rascal. Yes.
January 18, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I am the rascal. Yes.
Massively approve of the odd spontaneous cartwheel in U-13 lasses football. Suggests healthy perspective and sense of joy.
January 18, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Massively approve of the odd spontaneous cartwheel in U-13 lasses football. Suggests healthy perspective and sense of joy.
I’m about to see a support act called Hapless Museum Worker.
January 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I’m about to see a support act called Hapless Museum Worker.
Robert Jenrick doesn’t matter to anyone in the world.
January 15, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Robert Jenrick doesn’t matter to anyone in the world.
The Guardian reversing course on Microplastics, is it? I am shocked. SHOCKED.
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
The Guardian reversing course on Microplastics, is it? I am shocked. SHOCKED.
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The coarsening of the environment in all respects sure has stripped the romance and intrigue out of every single thing.
January 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
The coarsening of the environment in all respects sure has stripped the romance and intrigue out of every single thing.
The Sundays ‘Goodbye’ just popped chills all down the tommy.
January 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
The Sundays ‘Goodbye’ just popped chills all down the tommy.
I love a room temperature picked bunion, me 🧅
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I love a room temperature picked bunion, me 🧅
And it’s dark again before I had even collected my thoughts.
January 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
And it’s dark again before I had even collected my thoughts.
Got a dehumidifier arriving, and I’m just going to spend the rest of January dehumidifying the living fuck out of anything that moves.
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Got a dehumidifier arriving, and I’m just going to spend the rest of January dehumidifying the living fuck out of anything that moves.
I am pretty judgy about people finnicking on poaching pears, but I do like the idea of a poached pear.
January 5, 2026 at 9:08 AM
I am pretty judgy about people finnicking on poaching pears, but I do like the idea of a poached pear.
People are naming desserts and deciding: pouring cream, custard, ice cream or squirty cream as an accompaniment. Been a pretty slow day, overall.
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
People are naming desserts and deciding: pouring cream, custard, ice cream or squirty cream as an accompaniment. Been a pretty slow day, overall.
Breakout year for Microplastics?
December 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Breakout year for Microplastics?
I will be very annoyed if I die next year due to a massive heart attack.
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I will be very annoyed if I die next year due to a massive heart attack.
Found myself caught off guard emotionally by a Family Go Town b-side.
December 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Found myself caught off guard emotionally by a Family Go Town b-side.
Maybe I will retire and have a part time stuffing sandwich van on a light industrial estate?
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Maybe I will retire and have a part time stuffing sandwich van on a light industrial estate?
Gonna pop a brace of reduced prawn thermidors down the tommy
December 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Gonna pop a brace of reduced prawn thermidors down the tommy