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Badger5000
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Hats off to whoever at TFL decides which poem is having its moment
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I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Only this can save the BBC from the thinktank fucknuts
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
In other news, the Nigerian Modernism show at Tate Modern is fantastic
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Just catching up with the Joey Barton ‘bike nonce’ trial
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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This was a diagram illustrating a piece I wrote in @prospectmagazine.co.uk in January 2024. Some faces have since changed but you get the general gist …
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
don’t doctor footage to make Trump look bad, that’s bad hackwork and it doesn’t need doing anyway; but at least push back a bit against bad faith dark money enemies who are out to kill you
Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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March 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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The judges’ scores for this year’s wreath laying are in.
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
5live banter squadron pretending loudly that people care about some boxing
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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National Trust council elections saw a defeat for the Restore Trust campaign.

35k members voted to re-elect a slate of council candidates endorsed by the nominations committee

12k - 13.5k voted for candidates on Restore Trust slate

Non-slate candidated
www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
Voting results from the AGM
Read about the National Trust's 2025 Annual General Meeting and the results from the day.
www.nationaltrust.org.uk
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Laurie Anderson magnificent at the Roundhouse tonight
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I didn't even *want* to lean on the barrier until I saw this cool guy doing it
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Alan Carr looking quite Urge Overkill for the finale
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Incredible as it may seem, today is the birthday of TWO men who each invented a musical instrument that was named after them by adding "phone" to the end of their name.
John Philip Sousa (1854-1932): the Sousaphone
Adolphe Sax (1814-1894): the Saxophone

#musicsky #conicindence #synchronicity
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Ambassador Warren Stephens can get in the fucking bin, says Badger5000 off Bluesky
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Should be a verdict in the sandwich case today
November 6, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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‪Closing arguments begin. The government says, “Everyone has a right to their personal beliefs…However, that does not give them the right to touch another person, to strike another person, even with a sandwich.”‬
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
BANG IN THE BEANS #BANGINTHEBEANS
November 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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So much of Labour’s comms is just weird and confusing at this point. Surely it’s really, really easy to decide to offer congratulations/support to a wildly popular left-wing candidate who has just pulled off a historic electoral victory
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
The case continues. The defendant faces up to a year in jail if convicted.
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM