HMJ, Esq.
@hubrisjones.bsky.social
Lawyer, but not your lawyer. Dad to some. I buy too many records. Lazy, middle class intellectual.
how do you tell someone that no one takes them seriously
April 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
how do you tell someone that no one takes them seriously
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Tesla Owners! If you need help disguising your Tesla, come on down to Tuzzard Motors where they will help convert it into a Ford Pinto, another car known for explosions.
March 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Tesla Owners! If you need help disguising your Tesla, come on down to Tuzzard Motors where they will help convert it into a Ford Pinto, another car known for explosions.
The version of “In or Out” from Living In Clip makes me as ready to punch through walls as just about any hardcore song.
March 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The version of “In or Out” from Living In Clip makes me as ready to punch through walls as just about any hardcore song.
Lines in the Suit
The Way We Get By
Eddie’s Ragga
Jonathon Fisk
The Infinite Pet
The Way We Get By
Eddie’s Ragga
Jonathon Fisk
The Infinite Pet
Top 5 Spoon songs:
1 Finer Feelings
2 Anything You Want
3 I Could Be Underground
4 I Turn My Camera On
5 Trouble Comes Running
1 Finer Feelings
2 Anything You Want
3 I Could Be Underground
4 I Turn My Camera On
5 Trouble Comes Running
February 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Lines in the Suit
The Way We Get By
Eddie’s Ragga
Jonathon Fisk
The Infinite Pet
The Way We Get By
Eddie’s Ragga
Jonathon Fisk
The Infinite Pet
It’s either Andrew Jackson or Andrew Lloyd Weber
ok, just because this is close to my heart: who's the worst person with your first name?
It's long been the worst of times for many of us
February 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It’s either Andrew Jackson or Andrew Lloyd Weber
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
Already set up two iPhones and an iPad, started dinner, and took the first nap. It’s 1pm and I’m on drink #1.
December 25, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Already set up two iPhones and an iPad, started dinner, and took the first nap. It’s 1pm and I’m on drink #1.
"Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."
Brendan Canty says "there's always a lingering chance" of a Fugazi reunion www.brooklynvegan.com/brendan-cant...
Brendan Canty says "there's always a lingering chance" of a Fugazi reunion
”If it was up to me, we’d be out there playing,” says Brendan. ”But it’s not that easy.”
www.brooklynvegan.com
December 18, 2024 at 3:19 PM
"Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."
One of my top three hip hop records of all time
1999 was a great year for hip-hop but this record is a personal favorite and this song is, i think, the highlight www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W9y...
UMI Says
YouTube video by Mos Def - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2024 at 3:03 AM
One of my top three hip hop records of all time
Never thought 28 years later would get made, so I’m pretty psyched about that.
December 12, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Never thought 28 years later would get made, so I’m pretty psyched about that.
Anyone else remember the Okayplayer message boards
December 11, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Anyone else remember the Okayplayer message boards
All I want for Christmas is for Snapcase to reissue End Transmission on vinyl
December 10, 2024 at 12:51 AM
All I want for Christmas is for Snapcase to reissue End Transmission on vinyl
White vinyl is always the worst fucking press option
December 6, 2024 at 12:23 AM
White vinyl is always the worst fucking press option
If you pronounce it chipolte I hope an anvil falls on you
December 5, 2024 at 2:05 AM
If you pronounce it chipolte I hope an anvil falls on you
I’ve been listening to mostly tv on the radio’s catalog and the shape of punk to come for the last week so I’m all good
December 4, 2024 at 4:42 AM
I’ve been listening to mostly tv on the radio’s catalog and the shape of punk to come for the last week so I’m all good
On the one hand record store day is silly, on the other hand I picked up a reissue of a Biohazard album today, bringing my Biohazard album collection to three (which is also pretty silly)
November 30, 2024 at 11:00 PM
On the one hand record store day is silly, on the other hand I picked up a reissue of a Biohazard album today, bringing my Biohazard album collection to three (which is also pretty silly)
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Have you seen this cat?
November 28, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Have you seen this cat?
Honestly one of my top ten favorite tweets ever
November 28, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Honestly one of my top ten favorite tweets ever
It struck me just now that “Atlantic City” oughta be even sadder. Our narrator isn’t ever making it to the boardwalk
November 25, 2024 at 4:54 AM
It struck me just now that “Atlantic City” oughta be even sadder. Our narrator isn’t ever making it to the boardwalk
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November 23, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?
Me: because of something my boss said
Interviewer: it says here you were fired
Me: that's the thing he said
Me: because of something my boss said
Interviewer: it says here you were fired
Me: that's the thing he said
November 22, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?
Me: because of something my boss said
Interviewer: it says here you were fired
Me: that's the thing he said
Me: because of something my boss said
Interviewer: it says here you were fired
Me: that's the thing he said
No country for old men is right, that’s why he died
November 22, 2024 at 11:53 PM
No country for old men is right, that’s why he died
Played “I Whupped Batman’s Ass.” The eight year old very seriously said “never. ever. play that around me again.”
Okay okay, let’s turn the tables, folks: when were you roasted by your KID for your music taste, rather than your parents? Shared a couple of examples here and there but I’m sure there’s more.
100% this. me trying to play a Redd Kross song for my then 7 yr old "yep that sounds like something YOU would like..."
November 19, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Played “I Whupped Batman’s Ass.” The eight year old very seriously said “never. ever. play that around me again.”
this. fucking. rips.
“Hardcore punk fury meets 60’s cool”
So many kind folks making our week with these lovely descriptions 😺
So many kind folks making our week with these lovely descriptions 😺
Nice to see @perennialtheband.bsky.social getting a lot of praise lately. Here’s our review of their excellent latest album from earlier this year.
nofrillsreviews.com/2024/06/17/a...
nofrillsreviews.com/2024/06/17/a...
November 15, 2024 at 9:53 PM
this. fucking. rips.