How To Date A Cylon
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How To Date A Cylon
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Entertainment Tech Director. Canadian living & working in the USA.

Currently overthinking and finalizing a script, FX cues, cruise playlists… and how to date a Cylon.
Who am I kidding… you probably know your way around hand tools better than I do.

And if you’ve got that firm grip and know how to handle torque—
…well, I’m definitely the one getting screwed. 😏🔩
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Don’t worry… I’ll never outshine you—
Unless, of course, you whisper it when you’re breathless…. 🤣🤣🤣
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Let’s be honest—at 5’11”, you’ve probably never had the luxury of tucking into someone’s chest before.

Me at 6’4”? I’m basically a human comfort tower.
Soft shoulder. Steady heartbeat.
Forehead kisses on demand.
Batteries not included. 😏

Built for hugs tall girls didn’t know they were missing.
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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They're all so sweet & adorable. I joke with my guy that he needs to rake courtin' & wooin' lessons from you
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
That means a lot, truly. (Blush)
I never imagined the posts would resonate like that.

Thank you for riding along. Wishing you and your guy a beautiful weekend.
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Wow!!! Thank you so much. I appreciate your kindness.
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I can’t wait for his response to all of this. The great Obama Hoax, Bidens master plan… and so on.. it’s always the same BS and yet his base believes him..
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Wait a minute… I forgot how strong you are.
I’m the one likely to get pinned in this situation.

Let’s be honest, there’s no losing here.
You’re either on top thinking you’ve got me under control…
or I’m on top and you’re exactly where I want you.

Don’t worry, I’ll remember the safe word. Maybe. 😏
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM