How To Date A Cylon
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How To Date A Cylon
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Entertainment Tech Director. Canadian living & working in the USA.

Currently overthinking and finalizing a script, FX cues, cruise playlists… and how to date a Cylon.
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #9 Why She Might Say No:

I have two personalities:

Sheldon Cooper on a Tuesday, overthinking everything.
And
Norm Peterson on a Friday, chatty, charming, one drink from karaoke.

Date me at your own risk:
It’s either trivia night…
or tequila confessions. 🥃😉
#SayYESTricia
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
@triciahelfer.com Red lights, red dress, red alert—pretty sure I’ve gone full Cylon tonight.
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
@triciahelfer.com

79 reasons in… and I still haven’t officially asked you out. Yet.
For now, I just wanted to write you a letter of thanks.
Through this playful journey, I’ve learned a lot about you…
and even more about myself.

#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYES #TriciaHelfer #SayYESTricia #DateME
September 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Reason #77

Because I don’t just admire—I create.
I took your role, your fire, and created a song/video for you to remember.

When I show up, it’s not with likes—it’s with legacy.
Red dress. Red heels. Full heart.

#104ReasonsSheMightSayYES #SayYESTricia #DateME #TriciaHelfer #BSG
September 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Reason #69

Let’s be honest—this one speaks for itself.

A Helfer Sundae: syrup, whipped cream, cherry on top… and me, savoring every inch.

Because 50 is the perfect age to explore all the shades of grey.

#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYes #SayYESTricia #DateME #50ShadesOfGrey
September 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
@triciahelfer.com

Fun fact: the T-Rex had just one line in Primitive War—
“Say yes, Tricia.”

Critics said it could’ve been the most powerful line in movie history… but he ate all the trainers before he learned his lines.

#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYes #SayYESTricia #DateMe #TriciaHelfer
September 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Reason #67

Life’s a highway—and I’m not looking for a shortcut.
I want the full ride: pit stops, playlists, detours, laughter.
I don’t need GPS when you’re in the passenger seat.

Just say yes… and let’s see where this road takes us.

#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYES #SayYESTricia
September 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Reason #65

Because I’d leave poems for you in places you’d find them — folded in your script, slipped into your pocket, hidden in the ordinary — so you’d always know I’m thinking of you. (written for you)

#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYES #SayYESTricia #DateMe #TriciaHelfer
September 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Reason #61

I don’t do halfway—whether it’s adventures, dreams, or chasing you. I’ll shoot for the moon with you… and even if we miss, we’ll still land among the stars.

Spoiler: I’m aiming for the moon—and her name’s Tricia.

#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYes #SayYESTricia #DateMe
September 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Reason #59

Because when AI finally turns on humanity…. I’ll be the guy in the corner asking Number 6 if she’s single.

Sure, humanity’s doomed, but hey, I like my dates with a little danger and a lot of circuits.

#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYES #SayYESTricia #DateME #TriciaHelfer
September 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Reason #58

Because when life gets off course, I’m the guy who shows up like a tugboat at 3am—quiet, strong, and exactly where I’m needed.

Strong. Steady. Slightly dramatic in the best way possible.

#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightsSayYes #SayYESTricia #DateME #TriciaHelfer
September 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Reason #53

Some never take the jump…
And miss the ride of their life.

With me, it’s not about playing it safe
It’s about living fully. Take the leap.

#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYes #SayYESTricia #DateMe #TriciaHelfer
September 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Reason #52 (midway)

I work in Entertainment.
So whether it’s an original song, a cinematic video, or spasmatic dancing in socks… with or without Tequila.
I’ll always find a way to keep you entertained and laughing.
#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYES #SayYESTricia #DateME #TriciaHelfer
September 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Reason#46

Because for no reason at all, I'll make up ridiculous songs about you and sing them (badly).

⚠️What you're about to hear cannot be unheard.
No Regrets. (This song is not to be taken seriously)

#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYes #SayYESTricia #DateME #TriciaHelfer
September 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Reason #44

I’d rather watch a sunrise with you than sleep in. Or let you sleep in—while I feed the fur babies, make your coffee just right, and guard the silence so your morning feels like peace. Either way, you wake up loved.

#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYes #SayYESTricia #DateME
September 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Tuesday Bonus Reason

He’s seen enough Tarzan movies to know how this story ends… with a “YES.”

Me Tarzan… You Jane.. but I’m open to discussions. Heard you’re strong. You be Tarzan, I’ll be Jane.

#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYes #SayYESTricia #DateME #TriciaHelfer
September 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
September 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Bonus Reason - Weekend Fun

I Faced Sharks for You

I sweat watching Shark Week on TV…
but I still suited up and dove in.
Because you’re the only bite I’m hoping for. 😘

I nearly peed my wetsuit.
Worth it.
#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYes #SayYesTricia #TriciaHelfer #DateMe #Sharks
September 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Reason 25

You Can Leave Your Hat On

I’m not saying I’d do a private dance.
But if I did… There'd be awkward Magic Mike moments,
and socks that stay on way too long.

Warning: Not responsible for uncontrollable laughter.

#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYes #SayYesTricia #DateMe
September 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Saturday Morning Cuteness #1

These two told me if I don’t win your heart… they’re joining another campaign.

Please… don’t make me lose the kittens and the girl. 🥺

#104.5ReasonsSheMightSayYes #TriciaHelfer #SayYesTricia #DateMe #kittens #PawsForYes
September 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Not saying there’s peer pressure, Tricia…

…but even the background characters are emotionally invested now. 😅
#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYes #SayYesTricia #TriciaHelfer #DateMe #SayYes #cylon
September 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I took to the streets and asked the important question, “should Tricia Helfer go on a date with me.” The overwhelming response was: SAY YES, TRICIA.
(Also yes to snacks, sci-fi, and maybe reason #28?) 😉. #104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYes #TriciaHelfer #DateMe #SayYes #Cylon
September 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Reason #17

I don’t pretend to know much about wine—but I definitely know how to drink it. And yes, I’d trade the glass for tequila shots with you.

First, wine to loosen the smiles.
Then tequila… to see what happens when we stop pretending.

#104.5ReasonsSheMightSayYes #DateMe
September 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This was the photo that came across my feed that started it all. There’s something so beautiful about this moment that Tricia shared, and it became my Whoa… moment, and the reason why I started all of this fun. #triciahelfer #farmgirl #dateme
September 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM