How To Date A Cylon
@howtodateacylon.bsky.social
Entertainment Tech Director. Canadian living & working in the USA.
Currently overthinking and finalizing a script, FX cues, cruise playlists… and how to date a Cylon.
Currently overthinking and finalizing a script, FX cues, cruise playlists… and how to date a Cylon.
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #22 Why She Might Say No:
I have a Snap-on addiction.
Before your mind runs wild,
they’re mechanic tools, not sex toys.
Though… if you’re into torque, grip, and precision handling—
we might still be talking your language.
And if you’re lucky, I’ll let you hold my wrench.
Reason #22 Why She Might Say No:
I have a Snap-on addiction.
Before your mind runs wild,
they’re mechanic tools, not sex toys.
Though… if you’re into torque, grip, and precision handling—
we might still be talking your language.
And if you’re lucky, I’ll let you hold my wrench.
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #22 Why She Might Say No:
I have a Snap-on addiction.
Before your mind runs wild,
they’re mechanic tools, not sex toys.
Though… if you’re into torque, grip, and precision handling—
we might still be talking your language.
And if you’re lucky, I’ll let you hold my wrench.
Reason #22 Why She Might Say No:
I have a Snap-on addiction.
Before your mind runs wild,
they’re mechanic tools, not sex toys.
Though… if you’re into torque, grip, and precision handling—
we might still be talking your language.
And if you’re lucky, I’ll let you hold my wrench.
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #21 Why She Might Say No:
After sex, I’ll be the one looking down asking,
“Are you alive?” 😉
If your eyes flutter open—round two’s already started.
If not?
Proof…Cylons aren’t the only ones who leave bodies twitching.
Brace yourself, I don’t just impress…
I reboot. 😏
Reason #21 Why She Might Say No:
After sex, I’ll be the one looking down asking,
“Are you alive?” 😉
If your eyes flutter open—round two’s already started.
If not?
Proof…Cylons aren’t the only ones who leave bodies twitching.
Brace yourself, I don’t just impress…
I reboot. 😏
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #21 Why She Might Say No:
After sex, I’ll be the one looking down asking,
“Are you alive?” 😉
If your eyes flutter open—round two’s already started.
If not?
Proof…Cylons aren’t the only ones who leave bodies twitching.
Brace yourself, I don’t just impress…
I reboot. 😏
Reason #21 Why She Might Say No:
After sex, I’ll be the one looking down asking,
“Are you alive?” 😉
If your eyes flutter open—round two’s already started.
If not?
Proof…Cylons aren’t the only ones who leave bodies twitching.
Brace yourself, I don’t just impress…
I reboot. 😏
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #20 Why She Might Say No:
I have a famous name. It gets me teased in airports… and weird looks at dinner reservations. Not me—I’ve got his height, but he’s a little darker… and has way more game. 😏
Want to know my real last name?
You’ll have to ask nicely.
#DateMe
Reason #20 Why She Might Say No:
I have a famous name. It gets me teased in airports… and weird looks at dinner reservations. Not me—I’ve got his height, but he’s a little darker… and has way more game. 😏
Want to know my real last name?
You’ll have to ask nicely.
#DateMe
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #20 Why She Might Say No:
I have a famous name. It gets me teased in airports… and weird looks at dinner reservations. Not me—I’ve got his height, but he’s a little darker… and has way more game. 😏
Want to know my real last name?
You’ll have to ask nicely.
#DateMe
Reason #20 Why She Might Say No:
I have a famous name. It gets me teased in airports… and weird looks at dinner reservations. Not me—I’ve got his height, but he’s a little darker… and has way more game. 😏
Want to know my real last name?
You’ll have to ask nicely.
#DateMe
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #19 Why She Might Say No:
If we ever disagree, you’d need 6” stilettos or a step ladder just to see eye to eye.
Let’s be honest—you’d still lose.
That’s the 15% asshole in me.
But I’ll kneel if you ask nicely.
’Cause baby… that 85% gentleman? Still plays dirty. 😏
#DateME
Reason #19 Why She Might Say No:
If we ever disagree, you’d need 6” stilettos or a step ladder just to see eye to eye.
Let’s be honest—you’d still lose.
That’s the 15% asshole in me.
But I’ll kneel if you ask nicely.
’Cause baby… that 85% gentleman? Still plays dirty. 😏
#DateME
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #19 Why She Might Say No:
If we ever disagree, you’d need 6” stilettos or a step ladder just to see eye to eye.
Let’s be honest—you’d still lose.
That’s the 15% asshole in me.
But I’ll kneel if you ask nicely.
’Cause baby… that 85% gentleman? Still plays dirty. 😏
#DateME
Reason #19 Why She Might Say No:
If we ever disagree, you’d need 6” stilettos or a step ladder just to see eye to eye.
Let’s be honest—you’d still lose.
That’s the 15% asshole in me.
But I’ll kneel if you ask nicely.
’Cause baby… that 85% gentleman? Still plays dirty. 😏
#DateME
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #18 Why She Might Say No:
If you walk around naked in the station… I can’t be held responsible.
At 55, my little engine doesn’t think it can—it knows it can.
Some men need a jumpstart.
Mine hums like new.
Hope you like express service.
No delays. No refunds.
#DateME
Reason #18 Why She Might Say No:
If you walk around naked in the station… I can’t be held responsible.
At 55, my little engine doesn’t think it can—it knows it can.
Some men need a jumpstart.
Mine hums like new.
Hope you like express service.
No delays. No refunds.
#DateME
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #18 Why She Might Say No:
If you walk around naked in the station… I can’t be held responsible.
At 55, my little engine doesn’t think it can—it knows it can.
Some men need a jumpstart.
Mine hums like new.
Hope you like express service.
No delays. No refunds.
#DateME
Reason #18 Why She Might Say No:
If you walk around naked in the station… I can’t be held responsible.
At 55, my little engine doesn’t think it can—it knows it can.
Some men need a jumpstart.
Mine hums like new.
Hope you like express service.
No delays. No refunds.
#DateME
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #17 Why She Might Say No:
I’ve been called a man’s man—
big hands, heavy lifts, fix-anything energy.
And yet…
I probably get more pedicures than you do. Cuticles trimmed. Hot towel wrapped. Zero shame.
Just don’t act surprised when my feet are smoother than yours.
#DateMe
Reason #17 Why She Might Say No:
I’ve been called a man’s man—
big hands, heavy lifts, fix-anything energy.
And yet…
I probably get more pedicures than you do. Cuticles trimmed. Hot towel wrapped. Zero shame.
Just don’t act surprised when my feet are smoother than yours.
#DateMe
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #17 Why She Might Say No:
I’ve been called a man’s man—
big hands, heavy lifts, fix-anything energy.
And yet…
I probably get more pedicures than you do. Cuticles trimmed. Hot towel wrapped. Zero shame.
Just don’t act surprised when my feet are smoother than yours.
#DateMe
Reason #17 Why She Might Say No:
I’ve been called a man’s man—
big hands, heavy lifts, fix-anything energy.
And yet…
I probably get more pedicures than you do. Cuticles trimmed. Hot towel wrapped. Zero shame.
Just don’t act surprised when my feet are smoother than yours.
#DateMe
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #16 Why She Might Say No:
You’ve walked red carpets.
I’ve walked through airport security (still waiting on TSA)
Your world sparkles.
Mine… knows where to find the best tacos at 2 am
One of us shines in front of cameras.
The other shines when you’re too tired to perform
Reason #16 Why She Might Say No:
You’ve walked red carpets.
I’ve walked through airport security (still waiting on TSA)
Your world sparkles.
Mine… knows where to find the best tacos at 2 am
One of us shines in front of cameras.
The other shines when you’re too tired to perform
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #16 Why She Might Say No:
You’ve walked red carpets.
I’ve walked through airport security (still waiting on TSA)
Your world sparkles.
Mine… knows where to find the best tacos at 2 am
One of us shines in front of cameras.
The other shines when you’re too tired to perform
Reason #16 Why She Might Say No:
You’ve walked red carpets.
I’ve walked through airport security (still waiting on TSA)
Your world sparkles.
Mine… knows where to find the best tacos at 2 am
One of us shines in front of cameras.
The other shines when you’re too tired to perform
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #15 Why She Might Say No:
I’m a light sleeper. If I wake up in the night, I have to reach over, hand or foot, just to touch you. It’s how I fall back asleep, knowing you’re safe. It’s not control. It’s me protecting you.
Side effects include surprise foot cuddles at 2 a.m
Reason #15 Why She Might Say No:
I’m a light sleeper. If I wake up in the night, I have to reach over, hand or foot, just to touch you. It’s how I fall back asleep, knowing you’re safe. It’s not control. It’s me protecting you.
Side effects include surprise foot cuddles at 2 a.m
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #15 Why She Might Say No:
I’m a light sleeper. If I wake up in the night, I have to reach over, hand or foot, just to touch you. It’s how I fall back asleep, knowing you’re safe. It’s not control. It’s me protecting you.
Side effects include surprise foot cuddles at 2 a.m
Reason #15 Why She Might Say No:
I’m a light sleeper. If I wake up in the night, I have to reach over, hand or foot, just to touch you. It’s how I fall back asleep, knowing you’re safe. It’s not control. It’s me protecting you.
Side effects include surprise foot cuddles at 2 a.m
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #14 Why She Might Say No:
I show up. Even when you don’t ask. I’m the shoulder you didn’t know you needed—tall enough to bury your face into when you’re tired of being strong.
Yeah… it scares people.
Warning: may cause emotional disarmament via unexpected forehead kisses.
Reason #14 Why She Might Say No:
I show up. Even when you don’t ask. I’m the shoulder you didn’t know you needed—tall enough to bury your face into when you’re tired of being strong.
Yeah… it scares people.
Warning: may cause emotional disarmament via unexpected forehead kisses.
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #14 Why She Might Say No:
I show up. Even when you don’t ask. I’m the shoulder you didn’t know you needed—tall enough to bury your face into when you’re tired of being strong.
Yeah… it scares people.
Warning: may cause emotional disarmament via unexpected forehead kisses.
Reason #14 Why She Might Say No:
I show up. Even when you don’t ask. I’m the shoulder you didn’t know you needed—tall enough to bury your face into when you’re tired of being strong.
Yeah… it scares people.
Warning: may cause emotional disarmament via unexpected forehead kisses.
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #13 Why She Might Say No:
My job pulls me away sometimes-
from plans, from calls, from moments.
Not because I don’t care…
but because I said yes to something
that doesn’t always let me stay.
But know this—
I'd always want to come back to you.
#SayYESTricia #DateME
Reason #13 Why She Might Say No:
My job pulls me away sometimes-
from plans, from calls, from moments.
Not because I don’t care…
but because I said yes to something
that doesn’t always let me stay.
But know this—
I'd always want to come back to you.
#SayYESTricia #DateME
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #13 Why She Might Say No:
My job pulls me away sometimes-
from plans, from calls, from moments.
Not because I don’t care…
but because I said yes to something
that doesn’t always let me stay.
But know this—
I'd always want to come back to you.
#SayYESTricia #DateME
Reason #13 Why She Might Say No:
My job pulls me away sometimes-
from plans, from calls, from moments.
Not because I don’t care…
but because I said yes to something
that doesn’t always let me stay.
But know this—
I'd always want to come back to you.
#SayYESTricia #DateME
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #12 Why She Might Say No:
Being an introvert means after a long hard week, I shut down.
I need quiet to refocus, recharge, and breathe.
I love the Energizer Bunnies…
but I run on stillness.
Some weekends, it’s tea, jazz,
and you asleep on my chest.
#SayYESTricia #DateME
Reason #12 Why She Might Say No:
Being an introvert means after a long hard week, I shut down.
I need quiet to refocus, recharge, and breathe.
I love the Energizer Bunnies…
but I run on stillness.
Some weekends, it’s tea, jazz,
and you asleep on my chest.
#SayYESTricia #DateME
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #12 Why She Might Say No:
Being an introvert means after a long hard week, I shut down.
I need quiet to refocus, recharge, and breathe.
I love the Energizer Bunnies…
but I run on stillness.
Some weekends, it’s tea, jazz,
and you asleep on my chest.
#SayYESTricia #DateME
Reason #12 Why She Might Say No:
Being an introvert means after a long hard week, I shut down.
I need quiet to refocus, recharge, and breathe.
I love the Energizer Bunnies…
but I run on stillness.
Some weekends, it’s tea, jazz,
and you asleep on my chest.
#SayYESTricia #DateME
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They're all so sweet & adorable. I joke with my guy that he needs to rake courtin' & wooin' lessons from you
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
They're all so sweet & adorable. I joke with my guy that he needs to rake courtin' & wooin' lessons from you
Reposted by How To Date A Cylon
@howtodateacylon.bsky.social
I've read your entire feed so many times & I love it!
So glad you followed me
Have a great weekend
😈😈😈😈
I've read your entire feed so many times & I love it!
So glad you followed me
Have a great weekend
😈😈😈😈
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
@howtodateacylon.bsky.social
I've read your entire feed so many times & I love it!
So glad you followed me
Have a great weekend
😈😈😈😈
I've read your entire feed so many times & I love it!
So glad you followed me
Have a great weekend
😈😈😈😈
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #11 Why She Might Say No:
I believe couples who play together, stay together. So yeah, I’ll tease you, challenge you, and pull your hair like a 9-year-old… just to make you laugh.
Caution: Tickle fights tend to turn into pin-you-down situations.
Flirt wisely. 😈
#DateME
Reason #11 Why She Might Say No:
I believe couples who play together, stay together. So yeah, I’ll tease you, challenge you, and pull your hair like a 9-year-old… just to make you laugh.
Caution: Tickle fights tend to turn into pin-you-down situations.
Flirt wisely. 😈
#DateME
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #11 Why She Might Say No:
I believe couples who play together, stay together. So yeah, I’ll tease you, challenge you, and pull your hair like a 9-year-old… just to make you laugh.
Caution: Tickle fights tend to turn into pin-you-down situations.
Flirt wisely. 😈
#DateME
Reason #11 Why She Might Say No:
I believe couples who play together, stay together. So yeah, I’ll tease you, challenge you, and pull your hair like a 9-year-old… just to make you laugh.
Caution: Tickle fights tend to turn into pin-you-down situations.
Flirt wisely. 😈
#DateME
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #10 Why She Might Say No:
I leap first, ask questions midair.
It’s all fun, until I realize there’s a bungee on my ankles
and I’m not 100% sure it’s tied to anything.
Some call it chaos. I call it character development.
Risk builds personality... probably. 🤔
#SayYESTricia
Reason #10 Why She Might Say No:
I leap first, ask questions midair.
It’s all fun, until I realize there’s a bungee on my ankles
and I’m not 100% sure it’s tied to anything.
Some call it chaos. I call it character development.
Risk builds personality... probably. 🤔
#SayYESTricia
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #10 Why She Might Say No:
I leap first, ask questions midair.
It’s all fun, until I realize there’s a bungee on my ankles
and I’m not 100% sure it’s tied to anything.
Some call it chaos. I call it character development.
Risk builds personality... probably. 🤔
#SayYESTricia
Reason #10 Why She Might Say No:
I leap first, ask questions midair.
It’s all fun, until I realize there’s a bungee on my ankles
and I’m not 100% sure it’s tied to anything.
Some call it chaos. I call it character development.
Risk builds personality... probably. 🤔
#SayYESTricia
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #9 Why She Might Say No:
I have two personalities:
Sheldon Cooper on a Tuesday, overthinking everything.
And
Norm Peterson on a Friday, chatty, charming, one drink from karaoke.
Date me at your own risk:
It’s either trivia night…
or tequila confessions. 🥃😉
#SayYESTricia
Reason #9 Why She Might Say No:
I have two personalities:
Sheldon Cooper on a Tuesday, overthinking everything.
And
Norm Peterson on a Friday, chatty, charming, one drink from karaoke.
Date me at your own risk:
It’s either trivia night…
or tequila confessions. 🥃😉
#SayYESTricia
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #9 Why She Might Say No:
I have two personalities:
Sheldon Cooper on a Tuesday, overthinking everything.
And
Norm Peterson on a Friday, chatty, charming, one drink from karaoke.
Date me at your own risk:
It’s either trivia night…
or tequila confessions. 🥃😉
#SayYESTricia
Reason #9 Why She Might Say No:
I have two personalities:
Sheldon Cooper on a Tuesday, overthinking everything.
And
Norm Peterson on a Friday, chatty, charming, one drink from karaoke.
Date me at your own risk:
It’s either trivia night…
or tequila confessions. 🥃😉
#SayYESTricia
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #8 Why She Might Say No:
I’m a private guy. Not big on social media. So naturally, I launched a full-blown public campaign to ask out a woman I’ve never met.
For someone who doesn’t post much…
this was a pretty loud “Hi.” And no, I’m not in a cult… Probably. 😇
Reason #8 Why She Might Say No:
I’m a private guy. Not big on social media. So naturally, I launched a full-blown public campaign to ask out a woman I’ve never met.
For someone who doesn’t post much…
this was a pretty loud “Hi.” And no, I’m not in a cult… Probably. 😇
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #8 Why She Might Say No:
I’m a private guy. Not big on social media. So naturally, I launched a full-blown public campaign to ask out a woman I’ve never met.
For someone who doesn’t post much…
this was a pretty loud “Hi.” And no, I’m not in a cult… Probably. 😇
Reason #8 Why She Might Say No:
I’m a private guy. Not big on social media. So naturally, I launched a full-blown public campaign to ask out a woman I’ve never met.
For someone who doesn’t post much…
this was a pretty loud “Hi.” And no, I’m not in a cult… Probably. 😇
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #7 Why She Might Say No:
I’m Canadian… and a nice guy. Which means I put everyone else's needs first, I apologize for things I didn’t do, and always offer the last bite… even when I really want it.
Basically? I’m emotionally available… and dangerously polite about it.
Reason #7 Why She Might Say No:
I’m Canadian… and a nice guy. Which means I put everyone else's needs first, I apologize for things I didn’t do, and always offer the last bite… even when I really want it.
Basically? I’m emotionally available… and dangerously polite about it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #7 Why She Might Say No:
I’m Canadian… and a nice guy. Which means I put everyone else's needs first, I apologize for things I didn’t do, and always offer the last bite… even when I really want it.
Basically? I’m emotionally available… and dangerously polite about it.
Reason #7 Why She Might Say No:
I’m Canadian… and a nice guy. Which means I put everyone else's needs first, I apologize for things I didn’t do, and always offer the last bite… even when I really want it.
Basically? I’m emotionally available… and dangerously polite about it.
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #6 Why She Might Say No:
I’m a Technical Director.
So when we go to a live show, I’m less “ooh wow”
and more “I know how they did that.”
She thinks I came for the show…
I came for the lights, the FX,
and the Audio Engineer.
Yes, I’m listening—with a hot mic.
#SayYESTricia
Reason #6 Why She Might Say No:
I’m a Technical Director.
So when we go to a live show, I’m less “ooh wow”
and more “I know how they did that.”
She thinks I came for the show…
I came for the lights, the FX,
and the Audio Engineer.
Yes, I’m listening—with a hot mic.
#SayYESTricia
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #6 Why She Might Say No:
I’m a Technical Director.
So when we go to a live show, I’m less “ooh wow”
and more “I know how they did that.”
She thinks I came for the show…
I came for the lights, the FX,
and the Audio Engineer.
Yes, I’m listening—with a hot mic.
#SayYESTricia
Reason #6 Why She Might Say No:
I’m a Technical Director.
So when we go to a live show, I’m less “ooh wow”
and more “I know how they did that.”
She thinks I came for the show…
I came for the lights, the FX,
and the Audio Engineer.
Yes, I’m listening—with a hot mic.
#SayYESTricia
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #5 Why She Might Say No:
I’ve got metal in my body, so TSA’s basically foreplay. Alarms go off, I get frisked, and I’ve been touched in no-no places, all without even getting dinner first.
Still waiting on TSA to call me back… or at least buy me a drink.
#SayYESTricia
Reason #5 Why She Might Say No:
I’ve got metal in my body, so TSA’s basically foreplay. Alarms go off, I get frisked, and I’ve been touched in no-no places, all without even getting dinner first.
Still waiting on TSA to call me back… or at least buy me a drink.
#SayYESTricia
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #5 Why She Might Say No:
I’ve got metal in my body, so TSA’s basically foreplay. Alarms go off, I get frisked, and I’ve been touched in no-no places, all without even getting dinner first.
Still waiting on TSA to call me back… or at least buy me a drink.
#SayYESTricia
Reason #5 Why She Might Say No:
I’ve got metal in my body, so TSA’s basically foreplay. Alarms go off, I get frisked, and I’ve been touched in no-no places, all without even getting dinner first.
Still waiting on TSA to call me back… or at least buy me a drink.
#SayYESTricia
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #4 Why She Might Say No:
I have a baritone voice…
that flirts with tenor every time I feel something.
(So basically, I sound like a romantic threat with range.)
#SayYESTricia #DATEME #TriciaHelfer
Reason #4 Why She Might Say No:
I have a baritone voice…
that flirts with tenor every time I feel something.
(So basically, I sound like a romantic threat with range.)
#SayYESTricia #DATEME #TriciaHelfer
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #4 Why She Might Say No:
I have a baritone voice…
that flirts with tenor every time I feel something.
(So basically, I sound like a romantic threat with range.)
#SayYESTricia #DATEME #TriciaHelfer
Reason #4 Why She Might Say No:
I have a baritone voice…
that flirts with tenor every time I feel something.
(So basically, I sound like a romantic threat with range.)
#SayYESTricia #DATEME #TriciaHelfer
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #3 why she might say no:
Because I suffer from anxiety…
which means I already overthought this reason/post twelve different ways before posting it. 😅
But hey, at least I care enough to panic properly.
#DateME #SayYESTricia #TriciaHelfer
Reason #3 why she might say no:
Because I suffer from anxiety…
which means I already overthought this reason/post twelve different ways before posting it. 😅
But hey, at least I care enough to panic properly.
#DateME #SayYESTricia #TriciaHelfer
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #3 why she might say no:
Because I suffer from anxiety…
which means I already overthought this reason/post twelve different ways before posting it. 😅
But hey, at least I care enough to panic properly.
#DateME #SayYESTricia #TriciaHelfer
Reason #3 why she might say no:
Because I suffer from anxiety…
which means I already overthought this reason/post twelve different ways before posting it. 😅
But hey, at least I care enough to panic properly.
#DateME #SayYESTricia #TriciaHelfer
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #2 why she might say no:
He works too hard… even when paradise pours a drink, turns up the music, and begs him to let go.
Spoiler alert: I answered a Zoom call in swim trunks. No regrets. 😎
#SayYESTricia #DATEME #TriciaHelfer
Reason #2 why she might say no:
He works too hard… even when paradise pours a drink, turns up the music, and begs him to let go.
Spoiler alert: I answered a Zoom call in swim trunks. No regrets. 😎
#SayYESTricia #DATEME #TriciaHelfer
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #2 why she might say no:
He works too hard… even when paradise pours a drink, turns up the music, and begs him to let go.
Spoiler alert: I answered a Zoom call in swim trunks. No regrets. 😎
#SayYESTricia #DATEME #TriciaHelfer
Reason #2 why she might say no:
He works too hard… even when paradise pours a drink, turns up the music, and begs him to let go.
Spoiler alert: I answered a Zoom call in swim trunks. No regrets. 😎
#SayYESTricia #DATEME #TriciaHelfer
@triciahelfer.com Red lights, red dress, red alert—pretty sure I’ve gone full Cylon tonight.
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
@triciahelfer.com Red lights, red dress, red alert—pretty sure I’ve gone full Cylon tonight.
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #1 She Might Say No:
I overthink everything—especially when it comes to people I care about.
It’s like my brain throws surprise parties for emotions… and no one’s ever ready.
#SayYESTricia #DateMe #TriciaHelfer
Reason #1 She Might Say No:
I overthink everything—especially when it comes to people I care about.
It’s like my brain throws surprise parties for emotions… and no one’s ever ready.
#SayYESTricia #DateMe #TriciaHelfer
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #1 She Might Say No:
I overthink everything—especially when it comes to people I care about.
It’s like my brain throws surprise parties for emotions… and no one’s ever ready.
#SayYESTricia #DateMe #TriciaHelfer
Reason #1 She Might Say No:
I overthink everything—especially when it comes to people I care about.
It’s like my brain throws surprise parties for emotions… and no one’s ever ready.
#SayYESTricia #DateMe #TriciaHelfer