How To Date A Cylon
@howtodateacylon.bsky.social
Entertainment Tech Director. Canadian living & working in the USA.
Currently overthinking and finalizing a script, FX cues, cruise playlists… and how to date a Cylon.
Currently overthinking and finalizing a script, FX cues, cruise playlists… and how to date a Cylon.
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #33 Why She Might Say No:
When we go for a walk, I’ll wear a 25 lb weighted vest… and the neighbors will think the Colonial Marines have been deployed.
Rumor is the Cylons invaded Georgia.
I told them to relax—I’m just training to keep up with her. 😏
#SayYESTricia #DateME
Reason #33 Why She Might Say No:
When we go for a walk, I’ll wear a 25 lb weighted vest… and the neighbors will think the Colonial Marines have been deployed.
Rumor is the Cylons invaded Georgia.
I told them to relax—I’m just training to keep up with her. 😏
#SayYESTricia #DateME
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #33 Why She Might Say No:
When we go for a walk, I’ll wear a 25 lb weighted vest… and the neighbors will think the Colonial Marines have been deployed.
Rumor is the Cylons invaded Georgia.
I told them to relax—I’m just training to keep up with her. 😏
#SayYESTricia #DateME
Reason #33 Why She Might Say No:
When we go for a walk, I’ll wear a 25 lb weighted vest… and the neighbors will think the Colonial Marines have been deployed.
Rumor is the Cylons invaded Georgia.
I told them to relax—I’m just training to keep up with her. 😏
#SayYESTricia #DateME
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #32 Why She Might Say No:
If I’m barefoot and cold, I’ll steal your socks—right off your feet.
But don’t worry… I’ve got other ways to keep you warm. 😏
#SayYESTricia #DateME
Reason #32 Why She Might Say No:
If I’m barefoot and cold, I’ll steal your socks—right off your feet.
But don’t worry… I’ve got other ways to keep you warm. 😏
#SayYESTricia #DateME
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #32 Why She Might Say No:
If I’m barefoot and cold, I’ll steal your socks—right off your feet.
But don’t worry… I’ve got other ways to keep you warm. 😏
#SayYESTricia #DateME
Reason #32 Why She Might Say No:
If I’m barefoot and cold, I’ll steal your socks—right off your feet.
But don’t worry… I’ve got other ways to keep you warm. 😏
#SayYESTricia #DateME
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #31 Why She Might Say No:
I talk to animals… And furniture.
Once complimented a squirrel’s posture…
Thanked an elevator.
Apologized to a chair.
If you ever feel unseen—don’t worry, I probably already flirted with your couch.
#SayYESTricia #DateMe #TriciaHelfer
Reason #31 Why She Might Say No:
I talk to animals… And furniture.
Once complimented a squirrel’s posture…
Thanked an elevator.
Apologized to a chair.
If you ever feel unseen—don’t worry, I probably already flirted with your couch.
#SayYESTricia #DateMe #TriciaHelfer
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #31 Why She Might Say No:
I talk to animals… And furniture.
Once complimented a squirrel’s posture…
Thanked an elevator.
Apologized to a chair.
If you ever feel unseen—don’t worry, I probably already flirted with your couch.
#SayYESTricia #DateMe #TriciaHelfer
Reason #31 Why She Might Say No:
I talk to animals… And furniture.
Once complimented a squirrel’s posture…
Thanked an elevator.
Apologized to a chair.
If you ever feel unseen—don’t worry, I probably already flirted with your couch.
#SayYESTricia #DateMe #TriciaHelfer
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #30 Why She Might Say No:
Don’t take me to a china shop.
Not unless you want to see what happens when a 6’4” 227 lbs bull tries to flirt and walk at the same time.
Spoiler: Something always shatters. Usually my dignity
#DontDateMe #sayNoTricia #104ReasonsWhySheMightSayNo
Reason #30 Why She Might Say No:
Don’t take me to a china shop.
Not unless you want to see what happens when a 6’4” 227 lbs bull tries to flirt and walk at the same time.
Spoiler: Something always shatters. Usually my dignity
#DontDateMe #sayNoTricia #104ReasonsWhySheMightSayNo
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #30 Why She Might Say No:
Don’t take me to a china shop.
Not unless you want to see what happens when a 6’4” 227 lbs bull tries to flirt and walk at the same time.
Spoiler: Something always shatters. Usually my dignity
#DontDateMe #sayNoTricia #104ReasonsWhySheMightSayNo
Reason #30 Why She Might Say No:
Don’t take me to a china shop.
Not unless you want to see what happens when a 6’4” 227 lbs bull tries to flirt and walk at the same time.
Spoiler: Something always shatters. Usually my dignity
#DontDateMe #sayNoTricia #104ReasonsWhySheMightSayNo
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #29 Why She Might Say No:
One THC gummy and I become furniture.
Six hours on the couch wondering if I still have legs.
Three days convinced everyone knew…
On the bright side, I’m a cheap date.
Just don’t ask me to walk… or blink like a normal person.
#DontDATEMe
Reason #29 Why She Might Say No:
One THC gummy and I become furniture.
Six hours on the couch wondering if I still have legs.
Three days convinced everyone knew…
On the bright side, I’m a cheap date.
Just don’t ask me to walk… or blink like a normal person.
#DontDATEMe
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #29 Why She Might Say No:
One THC gummy and I become furniture.
Six hours on the couch wondering if I still have legs.
Three days convinced everyone knew…
On the bright side, I’m a cheap date.
Just don’t ask me to walk… or blink like a normal person.
#DontDATEMe
Reason #29 Why She Might Say No:
One THC gummy and I become furniture.
Six hours on the couch wondering if I still have legs.
Three days convinced everyone knew…
On the bright side, I’m a cheap date.
Just don’t ask me to walk… or blink like a normal person.
#DontDATEMe
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #28 Why She Might Say No:
I’m more behind-the-camera than center-stage. I don’t take many selfies or social media posts.
I like catching magic in motion, sunsets, smiles, spark moments.
Not just being the view.
But hey, if you’re in the frame next to me… maybe.
#DateMe
Reason #28 Why She Might Say No:
I’m more behind-the-camera than center-stage. I don’t take many selfies or social media posts.
I like catching magic in motion, sunsets, smiles, spark moments.
Not just being the view.
But hey, if you’re in the frame next to me… maybe.
#DateMe
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #28 Why She Might Say No:
I’m more behind-the-camera than center-stage. I don’t take many selfies or social media posts.
I like catching magic in motion, sunsets, smiles, spark moments.
Not just being the view.
But hey, if you’re in the frame next to me… maybe.
#DateMe
Reason #28 Why She Might Say No:
I’m more behind-the-camera than center-stage. I don’t take many selfies or social media posts.
I like catching magic in motion, sunsets, smiles, spark moments.
Not just being the view.
But hey, if you’re in the frame next to me… maybe.
#DateMe
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #27 Why She Might Say No:
I’m that guy.
The one who writes our names in the sand, heart around it.
Carries your shoes like it’s sacred duty.
Walks the shoreline holding your hand…
then pushes you into a wave and runs like hell fearing for my life.
#dontdateme #youllgetwet
Reason #27 Why She Might Say No:
I’m that guy.
The one who writes our names in the sand, heart around it.
Carries your shoes like it’s sacred duty.
Walks the shoreline holding your hand…
then pushes you into a wave and runs like hell fearing for my life.
#dontdateme #youllgetwet
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #27 Why She Might Say No:
I’m that guy.
The one who writes our names in the sand, heart around it.
Carries your shoes like it’s sacred duty.
Walks the shoreline holding your hand…
then pushes you into a wave and runs like hell fearing for my life.
#dontdateme #youllgetwet
Reason #27 Why She Might Say No:
I’m that guy.
The one who writes our names in the sand, heart around it.
Carries your shoes like it’s sacred duty.
Walks the shoreline holding your hand…
then pushes you into a wave and runs like hell fearing for my life.
#dontdateme #youllgetwet
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #26 Why She Might Say No:
I’m shy at first…
But don’t let the quiet fool you.
That’s just me reading the room…
before I steal the spotlight and your fries.
You’ll get bashful smiles at brunch,
and wicked whispers by dessert.
#TriciaHelfer #DateME #SayYESTricia
Reason #26 Why She Might Say No:
I’m shy at first…
But don’t let the quiet fool you.
That’s just me reading the room…
before I steal the spotlight and your fries.
You’ll get bashful smiles at brunch,
and wicked whispers by dessert.
#TriciaHelfer #DateME #SayYESTricia
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #26 Why She Might Say No:
I’m shy at first…
But don’t let the quiet fool you.
That’s just me reading the room…
before I steal the spotlight and your fries.
You’ll get bashful smiles at brunch,
and wicked whispers by dessert.
#TriciaHelfer #DateME #SayYESTricia
Reason #26 Why She Might Say No:
I’m shy at first…
But don’t let the quiet fool you.
That’s just me reading the room…
before I steal the spotlight and your fries.
You’ll get bashful smiles at brunch,
and wicked whispers by dessert.
#TriciaHelfer #DateME #SayYESTricia
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #25 Why She Might Say No:
I unwind my day with adult cartoons.
South Park. Rick & Morty. Family Guy. Bob’s Burgers.
It’s not mindless—it’s emotional support animation. Crude humor, chaos, and the occasional talking burger
It’s cheaper than therapy and twice as effective.
Reason #25 Why She Might Say No:
I unwind my day with adult cartoons.
South Park. Rick & Morty. Family Guy. Bob’s Burgers.
It’s not mindless—it’s emotional support animation. Crude humor, chaos, and the occasional talking burger
It’s cheaper than therapy and twice as effective.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #25 Why She Might Say No:
I unwind my day with adult cartoons.
South Park. Rick & Morty. Family Guy. Bob’s Burgers.
It’s not mindless—it’s emotional support animation. Crude humor, chaos, and the occasional talking burger
It’s cheaper than therapy and twice as effective.
Reason #25 Why She Might Say No:
I unwind my day with adult cartoons.
South Park. Rick & Morty. Family Guy. Bob’s Burgers.
It’s not mindless—it’s emotional support animation. Crude humor, chaos, and the occasional talking burger
It’s cheaper than therapy and twice as effective.
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #24 Why She Might Say No:
As a TD, my house occasionally looks like a haunted rave.
Smoke. Strobes. Flames.
Neighbors think I’m summoning demons or DJ’ing for Hell.
It’s just my toys… most of the time.
If the roof’s on fire, don’t call 911.
Just bring marshmallows. 🔥
Reason #24 Why She Might Say No:
As a TD, my house occasionally looks like a haunted rave.
Smoke. Strobes. Flames.
Neighbors think I’m summoning demons or DJ’ing for Hell.
It’s just my toys… most of the time.
If the roof’s on fire, don’t call 911.
Just bring marshmallows. 🔥
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #24 Why She Might Say No:
As a TD, my house occasionally looks like a haunted rave.
Smoke. Strobes. Flames.
Neighbors think I’m summoning demons or DJ’ing for Hell.
It’s just my toys… most of the time.
If the roof’s on fire, don’t call 911.
Just bring marshmallows. 🔥
Reason #24 Why She Might Say No:
As a TD, my house occasionally looks like a haunted rave.
Smoke. Strobes. Flames.
Neighbors think I’m summoning demons or DJ’ing for Hell.
It’s just my toys… most of the time.
If the roof’s on fire, don’t call 911.
Just bring marshmallows. 🔥
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #23 Why She Might Say No:
I’m competitive.
Not in an asshole way… more like “first one to the elevator wins.”
I’ll challenge you to cart races at Target.
And yes, if you take the last fry, it’s war.
I once raced a 6 year old to the slide.
No regrets. I won.
Barely.
Reason #23 Why She Might Say No:
I’m competitive.
Not in an asshole way… more like “first one to the elevator wins.”
I’ll challenge you to cart races at Target.
And yes, if you take the last fry, it’s war.
I once raced a 6 year old to the slide.
No regrets. I won.
Barely.
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #23 Why She Might Say No:
I’m competitive.
Not in an asshole way… more like “first one to the elevator wins.”
I’ll challenge you to cart races at Target.
And yes, if you take the last fry, it’s war.
I once raced a 6 year old to the slide.
No regrets. I won.
Barely.
Reason #23 Why She Might Say No:
I’m competitive.
Not in an asshole way… more like “first one to the elevator wins.”
I’ll challenge you to cart races at Target.
And yes, if you take the last fry, it’s war.
I once raced a 6 year old to the slide.
No regrets. I won.
Barely.
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #22 Why She Might Say No:
I have a Snap-on addiction.
Before your mind runs wild,
they’re mechanic tools, not sex toys.
Though… if you’re into torque, grip, and precision handling—
we might still be talking your language.
And if you’re lucky, I’ll let you hold my wrench.
Reason #22 Why She Might Say No:
I have a Snap-on addiction.
Before your mind runs wild,
they’re mechanic tools, not sex toys.
Though… if you’re into torque, grip, and precision handling—
we might still be talking your language.
And if you’re lucky, I’ll let you hold my wrench.
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #22 Why She Might Say No:
I have a Snap-on addiction.
Before your mind runs wild,
they’re mechanic tools, not sex toys.
Though… if you’re into torque, grip, and precision handling—
we might still be talking your language.
And if you’re lucky, I’ll let you hold my wrench.
Reason #22 Why She Might Say No:
I have a Snap-on addiction.
Before your mind runs wild,
they’re mechanic tools, not sex toys.
Though… if you’re into torque, grip, and precision handling—
we might still be talking your language.
And if you’re lucky, I’ll let you hold my wrench.
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #21 Why She Might Say No:
After sex, I’ll be the one looking down asking,
“Are you alive?” 😉
If your eyes flutter open—round two’s already started.
If not?
Proof…Cylons aren’t the only ones who leave bodies twitching.
Brace yourself, I don’t just impress…
I reboot. 😏
Reason #21 Why She Might Say No:
After sex, I’ll be the one looking down asking,
“Are you alive?” 😉
If your eyes flutter open—round two’s already started.
If not?
Proof…Cylons aren’t the only ones who leave bodies twitching.
Brace yourself, I don’t just impress…
I reboot. 😏
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #21 Why She Might Say No:
After sex, I’ll be the one looking down asking,
“Are you alive?” 😉
If your eyes flutter open—round two’s already started.
If not?
Proof…Cylons aren’t the only ones who leave bodies twitching.
Brace yourself, I don’t just impress…
I reboot. 😏
Reason #21 Why She Might Say No:
After sex, I’ll be the one looking down asking,
“Are you alive?” 😉
If your eyes flutter open—round two’s already started.
If not?
Proof…Cylons aren’t the only ones who leave bodies twitching.
Brace yourself, I don’t just impress…
I reboot. 😏
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #20 Why She Might Say No:
I have a famous name. It gets me teased in airports… and weird looks at dinner reservations. Not me—I’ve got his height, but he’s a little darker… and has way more game. 😏
Want to know my real last name?
You’ll have to ask nicely.
#DateMe
Reason #20 Why She Might Say No:
I have a famous name. It gets me teased in airports… and weird looks at dinner reservations. Not me—I’ve got his height, but he’s a little darker… and has way more game. 😏
Want to know my real last name?
You’ll have to ask nicely.
#DateMe
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #20 Why She Might Say No:
I have a famous name. It gets me teased in airports… and weird looks at dinner reservations. Not me—I’ve got his height, but he’s a little darker… and has way more game. 😏
Want to know my real last name?
You’ll have to ask nicely.
#DateMe
Reason #20 Why She Might Say No:
I have a famous name. It gets me teased in airports… and weird looks at dinner reservations. Not me—I’ve got his height, but he’s a little darker… and has way more game. 😏
Want to know my real last name?
You’ll have to ask nicely.
#DateMe
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #19 Why She Might Say No:
If we ever disagree, you’d need 6” stilettos or a step ladder just to see eye to eye.
Let’s be honest—you’d still lose.
That’s the 15% asshole in me.
But I’ll kneel if you ask nicely.
’Cause baby… that 85% gentleman? Still plays dirty. 😏
#DateME
Reason #19 Why She Might Say No:
If we ever disagree, you’d need 6” stilettos or a step ladder just to see eye to eye.
Let’s be honest—you’d still lose.
That’s the 15% asshole in me.
But I’ll kneel if you ask nicely.
’Cause baby… that 85% gentleman? Still plays dirty. 😏
#DateME
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #19 Why She Might Say No:
If we ever disagree, you’d need 6” stilettos or a step ladder just to see eye to eye.
Let’s be honest—you’d still lose.
That’s the 15% asshole in me.
But I’ll kneel if you ask nicely.
’Cause baby… that 85% gentleman? Still plays dirty. 😏
#DateME
Reason #19 Why She Might Say No:
If we ever disagree, you’d need 6” stilettos or a step ladder just to see eye to eye.
Let’s be honest—you’d still lose.
That’s the 15% asshole in me.
But I’ll kneel if you ask nicely.
’Cause baby… that 85% gentleman? Still plays dirty. 😏
#DateME
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #18 Why She Might Say No:
If you walk around naked in the station… I can’t be held responsible.
At 55, my little engine doesn’t think it can—it knows it can.
Some men need a jumpstart.
Mine hums like new.
Hope you like express service.
No delays. No refunds.
#DateME
Reason #18 Why She Might Say No:
If you walk around naked in the station… I can’t be held responsible.
At 55, my little engine doesn’t think it can—it knows it can.
Some men need a jumpstart.
Mine hums like new.
Hope you like express service.
No delays. No refunds.
#DateME
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #18 Why She Might Say No:
If you walk around naked in the station… I can’t be held responsible.
At 55, my little engine doesn’t think it can—it knows it can.
Some men need a jumpstart.
Mine hums like new.
Hope you like express service.
No delays. No refunds.
#DateME
Reason #18 Why She Might Say No:
If you walk around naked in the station… I can’t be held responsible.
At 55, my little engine doesn’t think it can—it knows it can.
Some men need a jumpstart.
Mine hums like new.
Hope you like express service.
No delays. No refunds.
#DateME
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #17 Why She Might Say No:
I’ve been called a man’s man—
big hands, heavy lifts, fix-anything energy.
And yet…
I probably get more pedicures than you do. Cuticles trimmed. Hot towel wrapped. Zero shame.
Just don’t act surprised when my feet are smoother than yours.
#DateMe
Reason #17 Why She Might Say No:
I’ve been called a man’s man—
big hands, heavy lifts, fix-anything energy.
And yet…
I probably get more pedicures than you do. Cuticles trimmed. Hot towel wrapped. Zero shame.
Just don’t act surprised when my feet are smoother than yours.
#DateMe
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #17 Why She Might Say No:
I’ve been called a man’s man—
big hands, heavy lifts, fix-anything energy.
And yet…
I probably get more pedicures than you do. Cuticles trimmed. Hot towel wrapped. Zero shame.
Just don’t act surprised when my feet are smoother than yours.
#DateMe
Reason #17 Why She Might Say No:
I’ve been called a man’s man—
big hands, heavy lifts, fix-anything energy.
And yet…
I probably get more pedicures than you do. Cuticles trimmed. Hot towel wrapped. Zero shame.
Just don’t act surprised when my feet are smoother than yours.
#DateMe
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #16 Why She Might Say No:
You’ve walked red carpets.
I’ve walked through airport security (still waiting on TSA)
Your world sparkles.
Mine… knows where to find the best tacos at 2 am
One of us shines in front of cameras.
The other shines when you’re too tired to perform
Reason #16 Why She Might Say No:
You’ve walked red carpets.
I’ve walked through airport security (still waiting on TSA)
Your world sparkles.
Mine… knows where to find the best tacos at 2 am
One of us shines in front of cameras.
The other shines when you’re too tired to perform
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #16 Why She Might Say No:
You’ve walked red carpets.
I’ve walked through airport security (still waiting on TSA)
Your world sparkles.
Mine… knows where to find the best tacos at 2 am
One of us shines in front of cameras.
The other shines when you’re too tired to perform
Reason #16 Why She Might Say No:
You’ve walked red carpets.
I’ve walked through airport security (still waiting on TSA)
Your world sparkles.
Mine… knows where to find the best tacos at 2 am
One of us shines in front of cameras.
The other shines when you’re too tired to perform
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #15 Why She Might Say No:
I’m a light sleeper. If I wake up in the night, I have to reach over, hand or foot, just to touch you. It’s how I fall back asleep, knowing you’re safe. It’s not control. It’s me protecting you.
Side effects include surprise foot cuddles at 2 a.m
Reason #15 Why She Might Say No:
I’m a light sleeper. If I wake up in the night, I have to reach over, hand or foot, just to touch you. It’s how I fall back asleep, knowing you’re safe. It’s not control. It’s me protecting you.
Side effects include surprise foot cuddles at 2 a.m
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #15 Why She Might Say No:
I’m a light sleeper. If I wake up in the night, I have to reach over, hand or foot, just to touch you. It’s how I fall back asleep, knowing you’re safe. It’s not control. It’s me protecting you.
Side effects include surprise foot cuddles at 2 a.m
Reason #15 Why She Might Say No:
I’m a light sleeper. If I wake up in the night, I have to reach over, hand or foot, just to touch you. It’s how I fall back asleep, knowing you’re safe. It’s not control. It’s me protecting you.
Side effects include surprise foot cuddles at 2 a.m
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #14 Why She Might Say No:
I show up. Even when you don’t ask. I’m the shoulder you didn’t know you needed—tall enough to bury your face into when you’re tired of being strong.
Yeah… it scares people.
Warning: may cause emotional disarmament via unexpected forehead kisses.
Reason #14 Why She Might Say No:
I show up. Even when you don’t ask. I’m the shoulder you didn’t know you needed—tall enough to bury your face into when you’re tired of being strong.
Yeah… it scares people.
Warning: may cause emotional disarmament via unexpected forehead kisses.
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #14 Why She Might Say No:
I show up. Even when you don’t ask. I’m the shoulder you didn’t know you needed—tall enough to bury your face into when you’re tired of being strong.
Yeah… it scares people.
Warning: may cause emotional disarmament via unexpected forehead kisses.
Reason #14 Why She Might Say No:
I show up. Even when you don’t ask. I’m the shoulder you didn’t know you needed—tall enough to bury your face into when you’re tired of being strong.
Yeah… it scares people.
Warning: may cause emotional disarmament via unexpected forehead kisses.
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #13 Why She Might Say No:
My job pulls me away sometimes-
from plans, from calls, from moments.
Not because I don’t care…
but because I said yes to something
that doesn’t always let me stay.
But know this—
I'd always want to come back to you.
#SayYESTricia #DateME
Reason #13 Why She Might Say No:
My job pulls me away sometimes-
from plans, from calls, from moments.
Not because I don’t care…
but because I said yes to something
that doesn’t always let me stay.
But know this—
I'd always want to come back to you.
#SayYESTricia #DateME
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #13 Why She Might Say No:
My job pulls me away sometimes-
from plans, from calls, from moments.
Not because I don’t care…
but because I said yes to something
that doesn’t always let me stay.
But know this—
I'd always want to come back to you.
#SayYESTricia #DateME
Reason #13 Why She Might Say No:
My job pulls me away sometimes-
from plans, from calls, from moments.
Not because I don’t care…
but because I said yes to something
that doesn’t always let me stay.
But know this—
I'd always want to come back to you.
#SayYESTricia #DateME
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #12 Why She Might Say No:
Being an introvert means after a long hard week, I shut down.
I need quiet to refocus, recharge, and breathe.
I love the Energizer Bunnies…
but I run on stillness.
Some weekends, it’s tea, jazz,
and you asleep on my chest.
#SayYESTricia #DateME
Reason #12 Why She Might Say No:
Being an introvert means after a long hard week, I shut down.
I need quiet to refocus, recharge, and breathe.
I love the Energizer Bunnies…
but I run on stillness.
Some weekends, it’s tea, jazz,
and you asleep on my chest.
#SayYESTricia #DateME
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #12 Why She Might Say No:
Being an introvert means after a long hard week, I shut down.
I need quiet to refocus, recharge, and breathe.
I love the Energizer Bunnies…
but I run on stillness.
Some weekends, it’s tea, jazz,
and you asleep on my chest.
#SayYESTricia #DateME
Reason #12 Why She Might Say No:
Being an introvert means after a long hard week, I shut down.
I need quiet to refocus, recharge, and breathe.
I love the Energizer Bunnies…
but I run on stillness.
Some weekends, it’s tea, jazz,
and you asleep on my chest.
#SayYESTricia #DateME
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They're all so sweet & adorable. I joke with my guy that he needs to rake courtin' & wooin' lessons from you
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
They're all so sweet & adorable. I joke with my guy that he needs to rake courtin' & wooin' lessons from you
Reposted by How To Date A Cylon
@howtodateacylon.bsky.social
I've read your entire feed so many times & I love it!
So glad you followed me
Have a great weekend
😈😈😈😈
I've read your entire feed so many times & I love it!
So glad you followed me
Have a great weekend
😈😈😈😈
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
@howtodateacylon.bsky.social
I've read your entire feed so many times & I love it!
So glad you followed me
Have a great weekend
😈😈😈😈
I've read your entire feed so many times & I love it!
So glad you followed me
Have a great weekend
😈😈😈😈
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #11 Why She Might Say No:
I believe couples who play together, stay together. So yeah, I’ll tease you, challenge you, and pull your hair like a 9-year-old… just to make you laugh.
Caution: Tickle fights tend to turn into pin-you-down situations.
Flirt wisely. 😈
#DateME
Reason #11 Why She Might Say No:
I believe couples who play together, stay together. So yeah, I’ll tease you, challenge you, and pull your hair like a 9-year-old… just to make you laugh.
Caution: Tickle fights tend to turn into pin-you-down situations.
Flirt wisely. 😈
#DateME
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
@triciahelfer.com
Reason #11 Why She Might Say No:
I believe couples who play together, stay together. So yeah, I’ll tease you, challenge you, and pull your hair like a 9-year-old… just to make you laugh.
Caution: Tickle fights tend to turn into pin-you-down situations.
Flirt wisely. 😈
#DateME
Reason #11 Why She Might Say No:
I believe couples who play together, stay together. So yeah, I’ll tease you, challenge you, and pull your hair like a 9-year-old… just to make you laugh.
Caution: Tickle fights tend to turn into pin-you-down situations.
Flirt wisely. 😈
#DateME