Perfect objectivity
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Future therapist and current jewelry maker. Perfect sweetheart and genius who uses any pronouns and likes the movies
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I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
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The Animaniacs MUST ACT now!
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The Animaniacs MUST ACT now!
Pro tip if you date men:if you give a man a choice between two movies, and one of them is a mafia movie, just know he will always pick the mafia movie
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Pro tip if you date men:if you give a man a choice between two movies, and one of them is a mafia movie, just know he will always pick the mafia movie
One of my 6 year old clients showed me a furry inflation fetish video
November 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
One of my 6 year old clients showed me a furry inflation fetish video
This place sucks so much worse than twitter, but twitter is sooo bad for me
October 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This place sucks so much worse than twitter, but twitter is sooo bad for me
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if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
September 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
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the most unpopular president in history turned federal law enforcement into a kidnapping gang that snatches innocents off the street and disappears them to god knows where, and this guy thinks the masses are craving a sober discussion of healthcare subsidies. this account has to be performance art
There it is folks. The brilliant Dem strategy, according to the genius pundits with the ear of Dem leadership, is to let Trump keep doing everything he's doing but only if we can also help Republicans avoid paying a political price for hurting people long enough to hold the House and Senate in 2026
September 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
the most unpopular president in history turned federal law enforcement into a kidnapping gang that snatches innocents off the street and disappears them to god knows where, and this guy thinks the masses are craving a sober discussion of healthcare subsidies. this account has to be performance art
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Bluesky has too many people with masters degrees posting "kush got me feeling like the Irish Alf"
September 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Bluesky has too many people with masters degrees posting "kush got me feeling like the Irish Alf"
I could fuck up some tikka masala fries right now
September 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I could fuck up some tikka masala fries right now
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
August 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.
August 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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Adam Raine, 16, died from suicide in April after months on ChatGPT discussing plans to end his life. His parents have filed the first known case against OpenAI for wrongful death.
Overwhelming at times to work on this story, but here it is. My latest on AI chatbots: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/t...
Overwhelming at times to work on this story, but here it is. My latest on AI chatbots: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/t...
A Teen Was Suicidal. ChatGPT Was the Friend He Confided In.
www.nytimes.com
August 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Adam Raine, 16, died from suicide in April after months on ChatGPT discussing plans to end his life. His parents have filed the first known case against OpenAI for wrongful death.
Overwhelming at times to work on this story, but here it is. My latest on AI chatbots: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/t...
Overwhelming at times to work on this story, but here it is. My latest on AI chatbots: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/t...
I remembered how much I enjoyed Bokeem Woodbine in the Fargo series so I wanted to see what movies he’s in. It seems to be only trash and minor roles in movies, which is a shame
August 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I remembered how much I enjoyed Bokeem Woodbine in the Fargo series so I wanted to see what movies he’s in. It seems to be only trash and minor roles in movies, which is a shame
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I want a lot of bad things to happen to a lot of people so the world can become a better place
August 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I want a lot of bad things to happen to a lot of people so the world can become a better place
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in all things in online life, personal and political, one must always keep this post in mind
August 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
in all things in online life, personal and political, one must always keep this post in mind
Lets see what adderall, double shot of espresso, and creatine powder do for me
August 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Lets see what adderall, double shot of espresso, and creatine powder do for me
Works that create fandoms are generally mediocre, which creates demand for fans to add on to the existing property. Meanwhile genuinely transcendent works rarely have a fandom culture surrounding them because there’s not much else to add to what the work is already saying
August 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Works that create fandoms are generally mediocre, which creates demand for fans to add on to the existing property. Meanwhile genuinely transcendent works rarely have a fandom culture surrounding them because there’s not much else to add to what the work is already saying
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Actually your partner Does want you to terrorize them when they wanna go to bed. You Should be laying on top of them being annoying with kisses until you can't breathe giggling!
July 29, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Actually your partner Does want you to terrorize them when they wanna go to bed. You Should be laying on top of them being annoying with kisses until you can't breathe giggling!
I’ve ways hated true crime people, but now I think something must be done about them
July 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’ve ways hated true crime people, but now I think something must be done about them
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Let’s change gears. Do some good
Sign this. Make it go viral. Protect sex workers. End payment processor discrimination
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Sign this. Make it go viral. Protect sex workers. End payment processor discrimination
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy.
Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.
action.aclu.org
July 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Let’s change gears. Do some good
Sign this. Make it go viral. Protect sex workers. End payment processor discrimination
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Sign this. Make it go viral. Protect sex workers. End payment processor discrimination
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
My cousin is missing and I read a Fox News article on her disappearance that has me feeling sick. In the article it randomly brings up a completely unrelated case from 6 years ago in a different state where a black uber driver stabbed a white college girl to death. There’s no current suspicion of
July 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My cousin is missing and I read a Fox News article on her disappearance that has me feeling sick. In the article it randomly brings up a completely unrelated case from 6 years ago in a different state where a black uber driver stabbed a white college girl to death. There’s no current suspicion of
I remember one time I got a chill and I said oh I guess someone must’ve walked over my grave. And the autistic teenager I was working with, without missing a beat, said yeah you would be the kind of person to say that💀
July 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I remember one time I got a chill and I said oh I guess someone must’ve walked over my grave. And the autistic teenager I was working with, without missing a beat, said yeah you would be the kind of person to say that💀
I don’t know why so many people need to hear this, but for the love of god please check your kids’ bottles/sippy cups for mold or mildew! You should be washing that shit daily!
July 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I don’t know why so many people need to hear this, but for the love of god please check your kids’ bottles/sippy cups for mold or mildew! You should be washing that shit daily!