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hoticusmanicus.bsky.social
🦕Himbo Boiwife🦕
@hoticusmanicus.bsky.social
30ish, polyamorous, transmasculine, sloth enthusiast, professional child wrangler, chronically ill, silly little guy in the PNW. He/him/they/them
When the fog is so thick you have to drive nearly 10 under the speed limit bc no visibility
January 20, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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Swelling rage
January 19, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Talking about ai with Gen xers is so exhausting.
January 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I hate missionaries so much lol
January 18, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Hey bluesky here’s my dog. Her name is Jasper and she’s the best girl in the whole world
January 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Got my new glasses in today 🤓
January 17, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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Cancel your Spotify subscription.
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.

The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.

Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
head hurty boyfriend
January 15, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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Doing normal things feels really deeply off right now.
January 15, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I wish there was a way I could keep track of how many pounds of tomatoes I eat in a year. This number would be ridiculous considering there’s some form of it in like 90% of what I eat
January 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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#PortfolioDay

Hi I'm Moosopp, I mostly freelance and I like to design OCs!
🌻Currently working on Daybreak on Webtoon!

Other places you can find me:
🌻 moosopp.carrd.co
January 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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#portfolioday means trotting the show ponies around again
April 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Another #portfolioday filled with pics of things that ended up in the hands of cool people
January 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
doing that one chore earlier actually put me into the mind that I could clean more. so my partner and I tore apart pretty much everything in our apartment and purged so much shit. feels good
January 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Also got around to hanging my holiday present from one of my partners today.

Art by www.kverityart.com
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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it's fat girl winter
January 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I did a chore I’ve been putting off over a week, please clap
January 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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They call me Jon Arbuckle the way I’ve got the fattest pussy in town
January 10, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Every band has that one album that just makes my brain feel complete, and for Paramore it’s After Laughter for me. I heard it during a very weird transitional period in my life, and now it feels like a comfort. The lyrics feel like home
January 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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I added a few new itty-bitty paintings to my Ko-Fi shop. Only one set of each ko-fi.com/1626SLXL3044...
January 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Fuck today.
January 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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Hot flashes and mood swings and night sweats, OH MY! A full decade early, @erikamoen.bsky.social reached that very special second puberty reserved just for menstruators of a certain age: COUGARty! Let's hear some applause for MENOPAUSE!
www.ohjoysextoy.com/gone-in-a-ho...
January 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Nothing like being invited to a women’s only event as a trans man. Just the best feeling.
January 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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If the sword of Damocles were hanging over my head I would jump up at it and try to bite it.
December 10, 2024 at 4:28 AM