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hortzog.bsky.social
@hortzog.bsky.social
🔞🔞🔞 photography account

Professional cheese wrangler.
Thinker of the ridiculous.
I think I’ve reached that point, that point where you know you have to change everything. Just up sticks and start again. Somewhere new, craving anonymity.
February 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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December 27, 2024 at 10:15 AM
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i'm women are mentally re-dressing me with their eyes years old.
January 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hello new followers, yes I am a photographer and I predominantly shoot women however, I’m not interested in anyone’s Onlyfans accounts!

Happy new year!!!!
December 31, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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On a scale of one to explaining an inside joke to somebody who didn’t care what you were talking about in the first place, how awkward are you?
December 29, 2024 at 2:39 PM
The true measure of a man’s age is how long after that first sip of coffee he needs the toilet.
Happy Christmas.
December 25, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Current Christmas mood.
December 21, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Not the best start to the day! Just burnt my bloody tongue on the toaster trying to make french toast.
December 21, 2024 at 7:08 AM
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My hips cannot lie.
They're very achy and uncomfortable.
My hips complain.
December 14, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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He's hiring a ship
He's packing his cloak
He's moving to England
To follow some bloke
Dracula is coming to town
December 14, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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I'm listening to Christmas music in hopes to catch the Christmas spirit. It's going to be difficult.

I never should have taken that vaccine.
December 20, 2024 at 12:54 AM
The past tense if William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared……
December 20, 2024 at 10:30 AM
I’ve been incredibly lucky to work with some truly amazing people over the years, none more so than the phenomenal @chiaraelisabetta.bsky.social

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December 20, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Someone just asked my if I’m putting the Christmas tree up myself…. NO!…. It’s going in the living room ffs!
December 19, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Shooting with my bestie this afternoon, going for the general theme of batshit crazy! 😂
December 19, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Weeeellllll fuck, I have to say that this has been the worst three months of the thirty something years of my working life. Never have I encountered suck fuckery!!!
December 18, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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BREAKING: Trump to install his moral compass as ceiling fan in Oval Office.
December 14, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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[first person to play the bagpipes] i think this thing is haunted
December 7, 2024 at 3:59 PM