“Horsecock” Williams
@horsecockwilliams.bsky.social
Just a medium ugly guy trying to find his place in the world
Pinned
Trying to have more physical books after using kindle for so long
Must be nice..😞
7+ hours of sleep will really change your outlook on life in the morning
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Must be nice..😞
Sitting in silence
13. What is boring as a kid but pure joy as an adult?
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Sitting in silence
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
Great news
Raccoons Are Showing Early Signs of Domestication. “City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snout — a telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals.” [scientificamerican.com]
Raccoons Are Showing Early Signs of Domestication
City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snout—a telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals
www.scientificamerican.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Great news
I hate that me randomly coming here last night coincides with Twitter being down now it looks like I’m here because of that lol
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I hate that me randomly coming here last night coincides with Twitter being down now it looks like I’m here because of that lol
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Moving on to more positive things, I had an amazing first day. 🥰
Back to corporate bae until I can fully become nurse bae 😌
Back to corporate bae until I can fully become nurse bae 😌
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Moving on to more positive things, I had an amazing first day. 🥰
Back to corporate bae until I can fully become nurse bae 😌
Back to corporate bae until I can fully become nurse bae 😌
Rushed to work to get here early to do nothing for half the day 😌
March 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Rushed to work to get here early to do nothing for half the day 😌
I’m about to come out of hibernation, can we post gifs from your phone yet?
March 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’m about to come out of hibernation, can we post gifs from your phone yet?
You mean you don’t wanna talk about somebody’s son, anklets in the air, waist beads, and haircuts!??
I personally thought a Twitter replacement would include conversations beyond sugary grits, the worst sign, and what animes and movies well we love. But it's clear trying to engage in good faith here is just as fruitless as there cuz it's the same ppl.
January 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You mean you don’t wanna talk about somebody’s son, anklets in the air, waist beads, and haircuts!??
Talking to my gf on Aim through my PSP lol
What would you have been doing on a Friday night in 2008 ?
January 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Talking to my gf on Aim through my PSP lol
That’s hate lol
But when men don’t eat all day it’s called *intermittent fasting*
January 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
That’s hate lol
Oldest selfie on my phone
I was trying to be that meme of that guy who was high lol
I was trying to be that meme of that guy who was high lol
January 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone
I was trying to be that meme of that guy who was high lol
I was trying to be that meme of that guy who was high lol
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Lemme get my workout in before Horsecock get on here yelling at me 😩
January 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Lemme get my workout in before Horsecock get on here yelling at me 😩
When she’s the worst looking one in the friend group <<<<
a man wearing a white shirt with the number 02 on it is sitting in front of a laptop computer .
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt with the number 02 on it is sitting in front of a laptop computer .
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
When she’s the worst looking one in the friend group <<<<
Dreamt about someone I used to work with a decade ago randomly lol
Spent about a half hour trying to find them..maybe she misses me
Spent about a half hour trying to find them..maybe she misses me
January 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Dreamt about someone I used to work with a decade ago randomly lol
Spent about a half hour trying to find them..maybe she misses me
Spent about a half hour trying to find them..maybe she misses me
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Congratulations to Tom Holland and Zendaya
January 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Congratulations to Tom Holland and Zendaya
Spiderman in that coochie like a canoe lmao
January 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Spiderman in that coochie like a canoe lmao
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Me 🤝🏾 Mirror Pic 😍🙂↕️
Mini skirt thread, anyone? 🤭
I wanna see
Mini skirt thread, anyone? 🤭
I wanna see
January 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Me 🤝🏾 Mirror Pic 😍🙂↕️
Mini skirt thread, anyone? 🤭
I wanna see
Mini skirt thread, anyone? 🤭
I wanna see
I feel like most of us are depressed right now
We gonna get through it yall
We gonna get through it yall
January 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I feel like most of us are depressed right now
We gonna get through it yall
We gonna get through it yall
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Before bed, I line up all of my
vitamins (about 12 pills) on the
kitchen table stare at them for 5
minutes like I’m about to do a
line of coke.
Goodnight
vitamins (about 12 pills) on the
kitchen table stare at them for 5
minutes like I’m about to do a
line of coke.
Goodnight
January 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Before bed, I line up all of my
vitamins (about 12 pills) on the
kitchen table stare at them for 5
minutes like I’m about to do a
line of coke.
Goodnight
vitamins (about 12 pills) on the
kitchen table stare at them for 5
minutes like I’m about to do a
line of coke.
Goodnight
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Advice for my young professionals of color:
ALWAYS HAVE YOUR RECEIPTS- Save emails, avoid communicating via text, keep record of everything, forward those sketchy emails to your personal email for record, take screenshots. So when “they” try to come at you with some bs, you’re covered. Trust Me.
ALWAYS HAVE YOUR RECEIPTS- Save emails, avoid communicating via text, keep record of everything, forward those sketchy emails to your personal email for record, take screenshots. So when “they” try to come at you with some bs, you’re covered. Trust Me.
January 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Advice for my young professionals of color:
ALWAYS HAVE YOUR RECEIPTS- Save emails, avoid communicating via text, keep record of everything, forward those sketchy emails to your personal email for record, take screenshots. So when “they” try to come at you with some bs, you’re covered. Trust Me.
ALWAYS HAVE YOUR RECEIPTS- Save emails, avoid communicating via text, keep record of everything, forward those sketchy emails to your personal email for record, take screenshots. So when “they” try to come at you with some bs, you’re covered. Trust Me.
Think this Yt man is flirting with me through teams at work
I’m so uncomfortable lol
I’m so uncomfortable lol
January 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Think this Yt man is flirting with me through teams at work
I’m so uncomfortable lol
I’m so uncomfortable lol
I got tired of Twitter because of the bots but now it’s the same thing here..
The bots gotta go. Shit is beyond ridiculous
January 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I got tired of Twitter because of the bots but now it’s the same thing here..