“Horsecock” Williams
@horsecockwilliams.bsky.social
Just a medium ugly guy trying to find his place in the world
Cashapp $Topflight1808
Cashapp $Topflight1808
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Y’all: “I hate summer! I can’t wait for the colder months!”
Also y’all: “WHY IS IT SO COLD?!”
Also y’all: “WHY IS IT SO COLD?!”
January 24, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Y’all: “I hate summer! I can’t wait for the colder months!”
Also y’all: “WHY IS IT SO COLD?!”
Also y’all: “WHY IS IT SO COLD?!”
Walmart was a hellscape before this snowstorm
January 24, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Walmart was a hellscape before this snowstorm
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Probably books and funko pops
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Probably books and funko pops
I literally drove past dunkin the other day and wondered why it’s not out of business
I feel like it fell off culturally but I have nothing to back that up
I feel like it fell off culturally but I have nothing to back that up
Only One Donut Shop Can Stay, Which One Are You Picking? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40 #BlackSkyOver50
January 18, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I literally drove past dunkin the other day and wondered why it’s not out of business
I feel like it fell off culturally but I have nothing to back that up
I feel like it fell off culturally but I have nothing to back that up
Why are they still making power spinoffs?! It’s insanity
January 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Why are they still making power spinoffs?! It’s insanity
Just shoveled snow for the 2nd day in a row and now I look out the window and it’s snowing again..
January 18, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Just shoveled snow for the 2nd day in a row and now I look out the window and it’s snowing again..
What the fuck is this video? Lol
“If I ain’t winning, ain’t nobody winning.”
January 18, 2026 at 3:35 AM
What the fuck is this video? Lol
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Teachers are magical fucking humans. Y’all really don’t get all that you deserve.
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Teachers are magical fucking humans. Y’all really don’t get all that you deserve.
Based on what I’ve seen on here, it don’t stop people from trying
I don't think sex work is for everyone. Some people lack sex appeal
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Based on what I’ve seen on here, it don’t stop people from trying
I’m the only guy I know that doesn’t have kids at this point
You got a kid????
DO ALL OF YALL GOT KIDS???????
DO ALL OF YALL GOT KIDS???????
Being a father is fun af. Busy af. And sometimes, overwhelming.
Shit is lit though.
Shit is lit though.
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I’m the only guy I know that doesn’t have kids at this point
Didn’t eat breakfast or take lunch and forgot my wallet at home
What a L
What a L
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Didn’t eat breakfast or take lunch and forgot my wallet at home
What a L
What a L
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I got a late Christmas card & I was excited because I just knew it was some cash in there!! Why do I have a $50 target gift card in 2026?
January 15, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I got a late Christmas card & I was excited because I just knew it was some cash in there!! Why do I have a $50 target gift card in 2026?
If we can’t do this are we really even friends?
Having to eat coochie is where I draw the line fr. We can kiss a little but you want me to eat WHAT
January 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
If we can’t do this are we really even friends?
Why is my phone unaffected by this outage? Is there something idk?
January 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Why is my phone unaffected by this outage? Is there something idk?
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You working for Tyler Perry?
I'm about to get a locs installed for the spring
January 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
You working for Tyler Perry?
My meager budding book collection
January 14, 2026 at 5:13 PM
My meager budding book collection
When you go on your phone and you see the porn that you watched the night before 🤢
January 14, 2026 at 1:45 PM
When you go on your phone and you see the porn that you watched the night before 🤢
Only Hoteps and bitches with unshaved pussy listen to J Cole
January 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Only Hoteps and bitches with unshaved pussy listen to J Cole
When I sprained my ankle stepping off of a curb that had to have been 6 inches high
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
When I sprained my ankle stepping off of a curb that had to have been 6 inches high
Affordable marketing
okay so... i have to show y'all
i have been talking about doing this for so long and now i can!
my goddesses will come in 12 inch...
I am working making my curvier ladies into 12 inches too!
i have been talking about doing this for so long and now i can!
my goddesses will come in 12 inch...
I am working making my curvier ladies into 12 inches too!
January 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Affordable marketing
It be like that sometimes
January 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
It be like that sometimes
One word I physically can’t say is femininity
January 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
One word I physically can’t say is femininity
I’m really going to go to a book festival..I’m maturing
January 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I’m really going to go to a book festival..I’m maturing
Is Meat Lovers the Glizzys of Pizzas?
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Is Meat Lovers the Glizzys of Pizzas?
Sad af today
I need pizza
I need pizza
December 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Sad af today
I need pizza
I need pizza