Holy Goat Helm
@holygoathelm.bsky.social
Goat herder and official sossidge maker. Wench. All in all, just me. Resident here since the House of York fell in 1485.
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Seriously Fuckerberg, feck off - you’re clearly never gonna learn how to human.
July 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Seriously Fuckerberg, feck off - you’re clearly never gonna learn how to human.
Yoohoo #Wülferhamptiob 😁❤️ How’s things? Hope the dark lord @wulfhelm.bsky.social is feeling a bit merciful and youse aren’t being taken for granted and you’re not being beaten…
…too badly. 😢
…too badly. 😢
July 16, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Yoohoo #Wülferhamptiob 😁❤️ How’s things? Hope the dark lord @wulfhelm.bsky.social is feeling a bit merciful and youse aren’t being taken for granted and you’re not being beaten…
…too badly. 😢
…too badly. 😢
BIG UP #WÜLFERHAMPTON Belated Easter greetings to you all. Did @wulfhelm.bsky.social show any charity and compassion over the holiday? Or would that have been a true Easter miracle? 🙄
April 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
BIG UP #WÜLFERHAMPTON Belated Easter greetings to you all. Did @wulfhelm.bsky.social show any charity and compassion over the holiday? Or would that have been a true Easter miracle? 🙄
#Ukraine I SWEAR TO FUCK!
I am so fucking angry right now!!!! How dare they treat a hero and lion like #Zelenskyy like this!!!!!!! I don’t think I’ve ever seen treatment or behaviour like this!!!! The whole administration is a boil that needs lanced off of this planet! #Cunts
I am so fucking angry right now!!!! How dare they treat a hero and lion like #Zelenskyy like this!!!!!!! I don’t think I’ve ever seen treatment or behaviour like this!!!! The whole administration is a boil that needs lanced off of this planet! #Cunts
February 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
#Ukraine I SWEAR TO FUCK!
I am so fucking angry right now!!!! How dare they treat a hero and lion like #Zelenskyy like this!!!!!!! I don’t think I’ve ever seen treatment or behaviour like this!!!! The whole administration is a boil that needs lanced off of this planet! #Cunts
I am so fucking angry right now!!!! How dare they treat a hero and lion like #Zelenskyy like this!!!!!!! I don’t think I’ve ever seen treatment or behaviour like this!!!! The whole administration is a boil that needs lanced off of this planet! #Cunts
Morning #Wülferhampton Sorry for being absent and have brought a note from my mum, explaining said absence.
December 31, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Morning #Wülferhampton Sorry for being absent and have brought a note from my mum, explaining said absence.
The level of apparent delusion amongst those of you who should know better leads me to conclude that you do know better and are just fixing your flag to whatever mast best serves you over the next four years.
You know who you are.
#Cunts
You know who you are.
#Cunts
November 17, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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I’d like to say good morning #Wülferhampton but there’s sweet FA good about it to be honest. How can so many bloody people be so bloody stupid?! They seriously think he’s going to help the American people? No! It’s a vanity project, that all. Disgusted!!
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November 6, 2024 at 7:45 AM
I’d like to say good morning #Wülferhampton but there’s sweet FA good about it to be honest. How can so many bloody people be so bloody stupid?! They seriously think he’s going to help the American people? No! It’s a vanity project, that all. Disgusted!!
Morning #Wülferhampton Just off to wrestle a goat. Just incase our lord @wulfhelm.bsky.social requires it for a sacrifice. And if he doesn’t we can all have sossidge for tea, if you’re partial to a sossidge that is. 👀
November 2, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Morning #Wülferhampton Just off to wrestle a goat. Just incase our lord @wulfhelm.bsky.social requires it for a sacrifice. And if he doesn’t we can all have sossidge for tea, if you’re partial to a sossidge that is. 👀
There’s no place like home! There’s no place like home! There’s no place like home! Big up #Wülferhampton 🙌
October 31, 2024 at 4:56 PM
There’s no place like home! There’s no place like home! There’s no place like home! Big up #Wülferhampton 🙌
@wulfhelm.bsky.social Am I in the right place then, Master?
October 31, 2024 at 11:57 AM
@wulfhelm.bsky.social Am I in the right place then, Master?