Holy Goat Helm
@holygoathelm.bsky.social
Goat herder and official sossidge maker. Wench. All in all, just me. Resident here since the House of York fell in 1485.
It’s okay, he’s got some left that I gave him earlier for helmet rash.
August 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
It’s okay, he’s got some left that I gave him earlier for helmet rash.
Singed bits? Cream?! Does he know there’s a clinic for those type of symptoms up at the hospital?
July 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Singed bits? Cream?! Does he know there’s a clinic for those type of symptoms up at the hospital?
Morning M.C. I think someone mentioned them once and we had a hell of a time getting the bleeding stopped. Had to put a sossidge and a half into each ear in the end!
April 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Morning M.C. I think someone mentioned them once and we had a hell of a time getting the bleeding stopped. Had to put a sossidge and a half into each ear in the end!
Avert your eyes Master. It may be painful to watch, never mind insert. 👀
April 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Avert your eyes Master. It may be painful to watch, never mind insert. 👀
It’s not over yet. :/
April 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
It’s not over yet. :/
Don’t diss it. I’m totally fixated on Emmerdoodle. I think I have a thing for Cain Dingle.
April 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Don’t diss it. I’m totally fixated on Emmerdoodle. I think I have a thing for Cain Dingle.
Good point, well made.
a baby is sitting on a bed and laughing while wearing a varsity shirt .
ALT: a baby is sitting on a bed and laughing while wearing a varsity shirt .
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March 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Good point, well made.
Aww bugger. First parsnips and now span. The visceral pain. 😭😭😭
March 17, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Aww bugger. First parsnips and now span. The visceral pain. 😭😭😭
We can’t worship parsnips - they are a vile abomination of everything that is sacred in #Wulferhampton Please say it isn’t so, I beg of you? 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
December 31, 2024 at 7:17 AM
We can’t worship parsnips - they are a vile abomination of everything that is sacred in #Wulferhampton Please say it isn’t so, I beg of you? 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Very good, I like it.
December 31, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Very good, I like it.
Have you ever seen the movie, John Carpenters: Vampires? He’s not playing Dracula - playing a dude named, Valek - but he’s my favourite wampyr. The book was better, though.
December 31, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Have you ever seen the movie, John Carpenters: Vampires? He’s not playing Dracula - playing a dude named, Valek - but he’s my favourite wampyr. The book was better, though.