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holyfuture.bsky.social
Salad Bar Sneeze Guard Thief
@holyfuture.bsky.social
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Andy or Willow
30 Any pronouns ♐
A dang ol' mess
Feel free to reach out! I'm always around! ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ
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metachoke.bsky.social
interrupting your doomscrolling to give you this drawing of rick enjoying a piece of cheese.
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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m1ss1ngtexture.bsky.social
perfectly !! normal !!
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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possqueen.dev
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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yunayuispink.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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outsidewolves.bsky.social
A cartoon drawing of three wolves surrounding an early home computer with a slot in the top for a slice of bread. Two using the computer hold a stack of cut bread and hold bread in their mouth, respectively, while looking at a bespectacled wolf stating "Mom says it's my turn on the VideoGrain™." In the background, a television monitor displays a Pong-like videogame, with the text "03 Butter 01" at top, and a pat of butter and a figure holding a piece of toast as the sprites. Below, three drawings with inset text are present. The first shows a dog holding multiple loaves of bread with the text "We're in our no loaves refused arc." The second shows the same dog with his legs spread wide atop a giant loaf of bread, with the text "You'll 'spread' joy this holiday season with VideoGrain!" The third shows various animals gleefully eyeing both a giant potato and a television set displaying a live video image of potatoes au gratin. Text reads "See also: VideoGratin™"
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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funguspotion.bsky.social
reporting for duty
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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heat--end.bsky.social
STARMAN PLEASE YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS MUCH AURA IT'S ILLEGAL. THEY'LL KILL YOU
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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janiehitem.bsky.social
The McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal

thoughts?
screenshot of a reddit post from r/nostalgia that reads "The McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea Fuck Meal". beneath there's a photo of a crab next to a sliced lemon, some sauce, and some green leaves in a carryout box.
November 20, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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toasterhors.bsky.social
Speed running my artist career by drawing both a political comic and Vaporeon inflation in one go.
April 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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peeweesparty.bsky.social
"twice as good", 2025

Trying to get better of taking photos of my work. For anyone with trouble with the text, it reads: "the world is twice as good with you here in it with me!" :0)

#acrylic #cat #dog #cartoon #painting #peeweespartyart
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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wascie.bsky.social
^_^
ms paint doodle of princess of moonbrooke holding a bone with a smiley face on it and the text bone slime is above her while light majestically god rays towards them.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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deertones.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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keionj05.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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naycelium.bsky.social
Arida Star 🐍 ⭐️
My Tsuchinoko OC Arida as a Warpstar in Kirby Air Riders made using the My Machine feature (:
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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james.sh
Stopping for a moonlit drink
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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doofivirus.bsky.social
Browsing other peoples' air ride machines and the Bepis Star made me laugh so hard I got a headache
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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pixelstay.bsky.social
FILTHY RAT🐀🐀🐀
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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pileofgarbage.net
delicious
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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lauraehall.bsky.social
Tumblr user monchursouls posts, “Harvesting my wheat” with emojis of wheat crossed out. User rat-in-the-grain replies, “Hehehehehe”. monchursouls replies, “Can I fucking help you?”
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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chuck59.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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1borzoigaming.bsky.social
#borzoi
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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curiah.city
Help combat toxic masculinity by making sure the men in your life know that talking about your feelings is not only okay, but is healthy and encouraged. Life isn't a competition. Your masculinity should not be determined by society. Break the cycle.
refrag.bsky.social Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 2d
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.

Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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jordevio.soy
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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iseenudepeople.com
Today’s #Necovember is a shitty phone doodle. (Sorry, I got family over.) Day 18!
More neco-arc tomorrow!! 🐱
Shitty neco arc note doodle
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM