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Like the country but different in some ways
Does anyone know when the cafe car opens
August 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
CALLED IT!!!!!!!!
im just different ig. i only post on instagram once a year. katy perry is a psyop to me. you j wouldnt get it
July 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Oooh... This did notttt age well.
getting pbr drunk and putting the 💯 emoji after everything i write or say or do like hulk hogan
July 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Oh so it looks like a game trailer came out. At my house though. Mustard is "coming out" of the bottle. Onto my hotdog #Lunch #Battlefield6 #Aura
July 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Preordered the edit that is going to be the most viral image of all time when #he goes.
July 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Last night was a condiment
July 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"This day is going to be mustard."

"What do you mean, mustard?

"Oh. I mean it's going to be awesome"
July 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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We could be close to the high temperature of the year on Friday. The 99 logged on June 24 is about the average annual peak value for the city. Interactive graph and forecast update at cwg.live.
July 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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🔥 The heat’s not done — expect 90s every day for the next week.
🌬️ But just as July says goodbye, models tease a cooler, comfier start to August: 80s by day, 60s by night, and less humidity.
Too good to be true? Maybe. But we’re rooting for it.
👉 Details: cwg.live
July 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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🏖️ Our weekend forecast for the MD/DE beaches is up at cwg.live
July 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Peak heat index Friday looking... pretty horrible. Max heat index so far this summer in DC is 109 so we might give it a run. Staying hot through the weekend and beyond. Details at cwg.live.
July 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hulk Hogan? Ozzy Osborne? Lets hope its freaking drumpf next. Or James Corden from Latenight TV :) I'd love to here everyones thoughts
July 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
WOULD!!!!
July 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The way mustard is lowkey awesome
July 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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@holland.bsky.social mustard is awesome
July 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Anyone else think mustard is awesome? @party4sorryrocking.bsky.social
July 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
keurig iced coffee is kind of the vodka cran of caffeine drinks
June 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude
May 20, 2025 at 8:34 AM
imagine being in the priest from fleabag’s church with an actual problem and hes off fucking fleabag. id be putting anthrax letters in the collection basket
May 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Clicking on my instagram explore page and it’s all balatro memes i feel like i just hit a diamond vein
May 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Ahem. My girl a cheese curd the way she squeak when I bite her
June 30, 2023 at 4:15 PM
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(taking my first bite of salad ever) (updating my facebook status) Le eats sweetgreen like a boss
December 11, 2024 at 5:43 PM
showed solidarity on the bus today when gay man and i saw a shirtless runner and swiveled our heads in tandem like owls hunting a little mouse as prey
November 5, 2024 at 2:03 AM
every single person in the world is looking at the sky rn. Not me. My form of augury is different than yours...
October 11, 2024 at 5:51 AM
im so serious. its gonna be 80 degrees this weekend. if just for 3 more days. brat summer is back
October 11, 2024 at 5:45 AM