cheetah farmer
@holey.bsky.social
my name is Dog 🐩 he/him 💅 29 🙏 mtl 🗑 furry trash 🐆 the cheetah thing is not a bit. It is actually my life's goal to raise and keep cheetahs.
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I really like how I'm looking lately
March 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I really like how I'm looking lately
It's tacky to call someone your wife before you're officially married but I have signed the papers so likeeee
March 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It's tacky to call someone your wife before you're officially married but I have signed the papers so likeeee
Do men make podcasts as reverse therapy? Because I would also like to get paid to talk about myself instead of the inverse
March 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Do men make podcasts as reverse therapy? Because I would also like to get paid to talk about myself instead of the inverse
I'm so glad I could impress my new therapist with my diagnoses
March 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I'm so glad I could impress my new therapist with my diagnoses
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shout out MTL graffiti
March 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
shout out MTL graffiti
Singing The Giver is quietly to myself while my girlfriend (the exclusive top in our relationship) sleeps, to avoid the embarrassment
March 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Singing The Giver is quietly to myself while my girlfriend (the exclusive top in our relationship) sleeps, to avoid the embarrassment
I've decided it's not that serious and also I am normal
March 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I've decided it's not that serious and also I am normal
The other night while I was face down getting fucked I was thinking about how it's a good thing I'm fat because it must be really exciting to get to see all this ass backing up on it
March 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The other night while I was face down getting fucked I was thinking about how it's a good thing I'm fat because it must be really exciting to get to see all this ass backing up on it
If I don't one day own a house with a checkered kitchen floor/dining room combo then life is absolutely not worth living
February 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
If I don't one day own a house with a checkered kitchen floor/dining room combo then life is absolutely not worth living
If your beard is a different colour from your hair I do not want to hear it
February 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
If your beard is a different colour from your hair I do not want to hear it
One day an ex or someone who hates me will find this account and just see me tweeting about freezer meals and my life goal of raising disabled cheetahs in rural Ontario
February 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
One day an ex or someone who hates me will find this account and just see me tweeting about freezer meals and my life goal of raising disabled cheetahs in rural Ontario
My favourite part of this freezer meal thing is now when I don't want to cook my fiancée and I just eat birria burritos. We almost always have the rest of the things for them or can grab it easily and so it takes like 5-10 minutes to put together
February 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My favourite part of this freezer meal thing is now when I don't want to cook my fiancée and I just eat birria burritos. We almost always have the rest of the things for them or can grab it easily and so it takes like 5-10 minutes to put together
I have some edible glitter around my spices and every single time I cook I think about how fun it would be to make my soup shiny
February 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I have some edible glitter around my spices and every single time I cook I think about how fun it would be to make my soup shiny
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I cannot get myself to eat in groups of people 90% of the time, especially when I know I'll be doing drugs, and today I paid the ultimate price: tummy ache and ravenous at home at 2 AM
January 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I cannot get myself to eat in groups of people 90% of the time, especially when I know I'll be doing drugs, and today I paid the ultimate price: tummy ache and ravenous at home at 2 AM
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wow we're already doing remakes of bluesky Classic Moments
January 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
wow we're already doing remakes of bluesky Classic Moments
The chaser energy of this is past what I can reasonably get away with
January 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
The chaser energy of this is past what I can reasonably get away with
My life is a movie, but that movie is in the style of a 2024 musical that only has 4 whisper-sung songs that don't contribute to the plot and come out of nowhere
January 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
My life is a movie, but that movie is in the style of a 2024 musical that only has 4 whisper-sung songs that don't contribute to the plot and come out of nowhere
The fact I'm a dude but have the fattest tits out of anyone in my family is hate crime territory
January 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The fact I'm a dude but have the fattest tits out of anyone in my family is hate crime territory
I've been sleeping in until 1-2 PM lately, happy 2025
January 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I've been sleeping in until 1-2 PM lately, happy 2025
All friends have benefits :) friendship! And sometimes, pu
January 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
All friends have benefits :) friendship! And sometimes, pu
T4T dick n pussy is just frotting from the back
January 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
T4T dick n pussy is just frotting from the back
I promise one day I'll post more than selfies here
December 31, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I promise one day I'll post more than selfies here
Thinking of this photo of me from nearly a decade ago that makes me look like a creature
December 27, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Thinking of this photo of me from nearly a decade ago that makes me look like a creature
Bought my first knotted dildo...forget gender affirmation this is furry affirmation
December 21, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Bought my first knotted dildo...forget gender affirmation this is furry affirmation