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holey.bsky.social
cheetah farmer
@holey.bsky.social
my name is Dog 🐩 he/him 💅 29 🙏 mtl 🗑 furry trash 🐆 the cheetah thing is not a bit. It is actually my life's goal to raise and keep cheetahs.
I really like how I'm looking lately
March 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The other night while I was face down getting fucked I was thinking about how it's a good thing I'm fat because it must be really exciting to get to see all this ass backing up on it
March 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
February 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The chaser energy of this is past what I can reasonably get away with
January 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I promise one day I'll post more than selfies here
December 31, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Thinking of this photo of me from nearly a decade ago that makes me look like a creature
December 27, 2024 at 5:57 AM
The minefield I'm traversing of trying to find plus size jeans that don't have that ugly fucking elastic band in the back
December 11, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Damn okay spectre that haunts my nightmares, subtly in the background, watching without eyes
December 9, 2024 at 6:58 AM
RIP to Pete Burns
December 9, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Why would you read me like this
December 3, 2024 at 4:27 AM
This is what $80 (I exaggerated a bit) of butter looks like
November 23, 2024 at 12:55 AM
My best friend isn't on here yet so I'm bringing him here by force, one snippet at a time
November 17, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Left for a year and I'm a guy now
November 11, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Please, I’m a star!
October 18, 2023 at 1:42 AM
I made the coolest necklaces today for me and my bestie 💅 gonna wear these to the sex function
August 14, 2023 at 12:18 AM
I’m one missed bill away from becoming an NPC on tik tok
July 29, 2023 at 3:13 AM