Hockeymandude
@hockeyman.bsky.social
Chicago, IL. Democrat, animal lover, artist, traveler, sports fan. Fleeing the shitshow Twitter became. Bears, Bulls, White Sox, Blackhawks, Maple Leafs.
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i'd better be boinking someone with a hocky mask before the end of the day. or horribly murdered. both good
December 13, 2024 at 6:50 PM
i'd better be boinking someone with a hocky mask before the end of the day. or horribly murdered. both good
“If I only drank champagne when I’m celebrating, I’d hardly ever get to drink it.” - Black Dove netflix
December 11, 2024 at 1:58 AM
“If I only drank champagne when I’m celebrating, I’d hardly ever get to drink it.” - Black Dove netflix
Nephew had 4 goals today in an 8-1 victory.
December 9, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Nephew had 4 goals today in an 8-1 victory.
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Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey."
December 8, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey."
Why do I play the Bears? 🙄
December 8, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Why do I play the Bears? 🙄
Gave “The Madness” a half hour on @netflix.com , bored out of my mind, trying the Jon Benet Ramsey show now.
December 7, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Gave “The Madness” a half hour on @netflix.com , bored out of my mind, trying the Jon Benet Ramsey show now.
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Pete Hegseth has vowed to stop drinking and raping women and is getting his mom to call senators asking them to give him a job as [checks notes] Secretary of Defense. The Hegseths are the family of party values.
December 5, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Pete Hegseth has vowed to stop drinking and raping women and is getting his mom to call senators asking them to give him a job as [checks notes] Secretary of Defense. The Hegseths are the family of party values.
3k people following this scam artist. Block and Report.
December 4, 2024 at 4:44 AM
3k people following this scam artist. Block and Report.
I think I’ve picked about every hockey game wrong tonight. Nice blowing a 4-0 lead Sabres and I’m sure the Oilers will get me too.
a man with a beard is wearing a hat and saying `` mission failed . we 'll get em ' next time ''
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a hat and saying `` mission failed . we 'll get em ' next time ''
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December 4, 2024 at 3:25 AM
I think I’ve picked about every hockey game wrong tonight. Nice blowing a 4-0 lead Sabres and I’m sure the Oilers will get me too.
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on a scale of 1-10 my mental illness is currently at a "wash clothes again because I can't put them away"
December 3, 2024 at 3:49 PM
on a scale of 1-10 my mental illness is currently at a "wash clothes again because I can't put them away"
Just watched last week for a the first time- it’s hilarious!
December 3, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Just watched last week for a the first time- it’s hilarious!
Random post, but if you ever need a new car battery, go to @walmart it’s like $150 instead of $250-400 at your mechanic or the auto parts stores.
December 2, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Random post, but if you ever need a new car battery, go to @walmart it’s like $150 instead of $250-400 at your mechanic or the auto parts stores.
10 years ago today. RIP mom and nephews are 21 and 11 now. 😭
December 2, 2024 at 2:33 AM
10 years ago today. RIP mom and nephews are 21 and 11 now. 😭
Anyone seen Wicked or Gladiator 2 yet? Thoughts?
December 2, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Anyone seen Wicked or Gladiator 2 yet? Thoughts?
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We’re getting there!
Help us beat them.
Everyone who likes and reposts this will get a follow back!
Help us beat them.
Everyone who likes and reposts this will get a follow back!
December 1, 2024 at 10:07 PM
We’re getting there!
Help us beat them.
Everyone who likes and reposts this will get a follow back!
Help us beat them.
Everyone who likes and reposts this will get a follow back!
Throwback you in a hat
November 30, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Throwback you in a hat
Watching “Just Friends” on Hulu with Ryan Reynolds and Amy Smart. Quite funny.
November 30, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Watching “Just Friends” on Hulu with Ryan Reynolds and Amy Smart. Quite funny.
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i had a whole 9 months to develop in the womb and i probably did it all the night before
November 29, 2024 at 8:45 PM
i had a whole 9 months to develop in the womb and i probably did it all the night before
lmao dude has like 10 kids. narcissist
November 29, 2024 at 10:44 PM
lmao dude has like 10 kids. narcissist
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*walks into Bluesky with a boom box over one shoulder and a case of beer on the other*
“Have the tit accounts arrived yet?”
“Have the tit accounts arrived yet?”
November 12, 2024 at 2:28 AM
*walks into Bluesky with a boom box over one shoulder and a case of beer on the other*
“Have the tit accounts arrived yet?”
“Have the tit accounts arrived yet?”