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HobeFerris
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Bruins, Red Sox, Tom Waits is my god.

I apologize for my bellicosity. I’ve had a hernia operation.

Soy un Chimpance is the film that brought Spanish Rectangulism into the postmodern age.
November 6, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Gonna stress eat a bowl of ice cream.
November 6, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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Busy blocking out the world with hockey and alcohol.
November 6, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Anyone else not getting NHL app goal alerts?
November 6, 2024 at 12:36 AM
October 21, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Any entomologists on here? I’d like to train a beetle to go in my ear, scratch the itchy part, then come back out. Looking for species recommendations based on intelligence, size, and responsibility to job duties.
January 29, 2024 at 12:33 AM
If I leave it doesn’t mean I love you any less.
Three minute Zevon sketch, using a Jinhao fountain pen on paper. Assistance provided by 10mg edible.
January 25, 2024 at 12:59 AM
What about Tig Notaro?
I’m raising funds to build the Mount Rushmore of unfunny. It will be made of entirely of cow shit. Here are the four “comedians” that will be featured.
December 31, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Yup.
December 28, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Looking forward to the Bruins game on TNT tonight. I know I’m in the New England minority, but Jack Edwards is terrible.
December 28, 2023 at 12:13 AM
I’m going tomorrow to see this movie, jacked up to see it. Taking my kids and their friends. Will probably smuggle in airplane bottles of booze. Let’s go!
December 17, 2023 at 1:27 AM
You misspelled proud.
i would be so mad if my cat left a camel on the welcome mat
December 14, 2023 at 2:57 AM
For those who have never been there, NJ is exactly as you imagine it. And it is glorious.
Tommy DeVito's agent is absolutely perfect, straight from central casting
December 12, 2023 at 1:09 AM
Rooting for. Ha ha ha! Rooting for the giant!
Spent the day at MFA Boston. One of my favorites is Odysseus and Polyphemus by Bocklin. Anyone else rotting for the cycloptic giant in this work?
December 11, 2023 at 1:23 AM
This work by Turner at MFA Boston, depicts a sinking slave ship. It is violent, horrifying, beautifully painted, and as moving as any piece in the museum. The use of yellow into orange and darker reds, the hellish glow. I’m still shook by this, so emotional.
December 10, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Spent the day at MFA Boston. One of my favorites is Odysseus and Polyphemus by Bocklin. Anyone else rotting for the cycloptic giant in this work?
December 10, 2023 at 10:56 PM
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Vonnegut knew
December 3, 2023 at 3:54 PM
My dating profile:

I have back hair and bad credit. Who’s in?
November 16, 2023 at 2:11 AM
Kuemper isn’t getting his net back, is he? Charlie Lindgren won his last 3 starts, looked really solid in all three. DK is hurt again, this is how starting goalies lose their job.
November 16, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Trying to get Bluesky hockey going. Who’s with me?
November 16, 2023 at 1:21 AM
And play a game on a frozen lake. Way up north. No fans, just the teams and a couple of tv cameras.
I think the NHL should do the Frozen Frenzy thing several times a season. I also think they should mix in a couple games at awesome neutral locations like old prep school barns and outdoors games on the same day. Do this on Saturdays or Sundays, please.
November 16, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Yep @agrippanothing.bsky.social is my new best friend.
October 19, 2023 at 12:11 AM
Lid for tonight’s North Mississippi All Stars show. From Ebbbets Field Flannels, but aren’t they all?
October 16, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Never play Daniel Jones again.

Let’s go Giants!
October 16, 2023 at 2:21 AM
Enjoyed @ferrifrigida.bsky.social on Dana Gould’s podcast. Ordered her book Junk Film, too. Looking forward to reading it. Who doesn’t love a bad movie?
October 13, 2023 at 9:25 AM