Bozo Jabroni the Donkey Brained Dipshit
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Bozo Jabroni the Donkey Brained Dipshit
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December 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Scene Report: Man Resembling Santa Claus In A Beat Up 1994 Ford Ranger Takes A Long Drag Of Cigarette While What A Fool Believes By The Doobie Brothers Blasts
June 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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December 29, 2024 at 2:18 PM
God forbid our message be interpreted as intended. Every time I think "liberals can't get any more spineless" they somehow outdo themselves.
June 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Bro, a VPN is not piracy. I am paying for a streaming service, that service has a movie but does not show it in my region, I use a VPN to watch it that means I paid to watch the movie.
June 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
More than once I have been added to bullshit crypto group chats on Whatsapp. I immediately post either Goatse, Spyro Subway, or Wolf Job and say "this is so sexy to me" and immediately get kicked. Works every time.
June 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I think my issue with Reddit is everyone on there talks like a middle manager with a podcast.
June 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Scene Report: Man Eating Chips In The Shitter
June 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I think Mormonism is WILD. They used to say the reason there are darker people is because their race was so sinful but walked that back in 1978 because BYU was getting bodied in basketball. It's like "what's the most racist way we can be less racist?"
June 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Gonna start talking about Dr. Seuss books the same way some of these 30 year old freaks talk about Harry Potter.
May 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
AI is very important under capitalism because the worker is not alienated enough.
May 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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May 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
May 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Let's fucking go Oilers.
May 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard
Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star.

PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
May 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Scaring the patchouli hos by telling them I'm allergic to sage
May 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
At your BM's house because it smells good over here.
May 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Big bowl of dinner
May 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
God, Jodie Foster is so hot. I need to do something to impress her.
May 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Y'all wanna come over and touch old wet food in my sink? I have dried barbecue sauce stuck to the counter if you guys want snacks.
May 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Man, Twitter is full of white nationalists and bluesky is full of NIMBY libs.

Tumblr has my funny friends that do yak tranqs at toilet themed discotheques. Where are the gun owning dykes? The trans dommes? The twinks that only eat yogurt? Piss denial fetishists? Bluesky will never have this
May 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The Nazis willingly gave up control of Germany because of the Allies' kindness, respect, and willingness to work across the aisle.
May 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.
April 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Qanon stuff must hit so crazy if you're dumber than dog shit.
In 2019, QAnon convinced itself that an OCR error reading "Comey" as "Corny" in a document meant that Chuck Grassley's tweets about corn being harvested was a code for James Comey being arrested. Six years later, they believe Q's prophecy is coming to fruition.
May 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A forum type website similar to reddit but after signing up you only have access to a general board and have to unlock the more specific ones.
May 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM