that's me in the corner
that's me in the float point
losing my precision

Being single. No one can hurt you and all it costs is loneliness.

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

Don’t ask Ukraine to stop defending. Ask Russia to stop attacking.

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

A fundamental story of the last decade is that a lot of basically incompetent people got fed up by competent people telling them they were wrong, constructed a more welcoming alternative ecosystem of competency cosplayers, and then somehow turned the whole government over to them.

what happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?

they kaleidescope

I used to mix metaphors but that ship has flown.

Has anyone ever spiraled into control?

I was once in a band called Homeopathy. We were like Placebo, but charged more.