HjFUN
@hjfun.southbronxpara.site
Glad witness to the anthropocene
Water & Wastewater
70% Water & 30% Waste
Water & Wastewater
70% Water & 30% Waste
Visiting smoke shops with my mother
December 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Visiting smoke shops with my mother
Reliable but maybe consider having a spare on hand if operationally critical
Logitech G F310 Wired Gamepad Controller is $9.99 on Amazon buff.ly/HOZD5Y9
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December 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Reliable but maybe consider having a spare on hand if operationally critical
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I recognize this type of parcel. It contains sealed orders. It's addressed to you... from Lucien Lachance.
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I recognize this type of parcel. It contains sealed orders. It's addressed to you... from Lucien Lachance.
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Beano #1640, December 22, 1973
December 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Beano #1640, December 22, 1973
Had a really nice moment with the family as the pizza was baking. All went silent as the adults flipped through their AI facebook feeds, there was a soft farting sound from my nitrile gloves as I formed cookie dough into balls for baking, the world naught but peace and mirth
December 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Had a really nice moment with the family as the pizza was baking. All went silent as the adults flipped through their AI facebook feeds, there was a soft farting sound from my nitrile gloves as I formed cookie dough into balls for baking, the world naught but peace and mirth
made a sfincione again at christmas again. Never feel like it’s worth huge praise until I realize I’ve spent 5 hours straight standing.
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
made a sfincione again at christmas again. Never feel like it’s worth huge praise until I realize I’ve spent 5 hours straight standing.
Christmas is a time for bravery like schlepping back into the store to buy the thing I spent 10 minutes agog trying to remember if that is what I bought last year
December 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Christmas is a time for bravery like schlepping back into the store to buy the thing I spent 10 minutes agog trying to remember if that is what I bought last year
Touched the bag of cayenne then coughed from it into my hand so a speck of cayenne went directly into my eye
December 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Touched the bag of cayenne then coughed from it into my hand so a speck of cayenne went directly into my eye
There's something about the TV tropes reduction of media consumption into basic elements that it a bit reminiscent of a mouse liquifier in a bio lab and how much that would actually relate to the enjoyment of mice in any capacity.
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
There's something about the TV tropes reduction of media consumption into basic elements that it a bit reminiscent of a mouse liquifier in a bio lab and how much that would actually relate to the enjoyment of mice in any capacity.
Officially asking for like three more days to prep for Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Officially asking for like three more days to prep for Christmas
Also just finished the temple quest line from Bal Foyen in Tamriel Rebuilt. Better than a lot of vanilla quests. It's just insane how I can remember 20 years ago looking at what they were planning and although hopeful, the releases seemed eons away
December 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Also just finished the temple quest line from Bal Foyen in Tamriel Rebuilt. Better than a lot of vanilla quests. It's just insane how I can remember 20 years ago looking at what they were planning and although hopeful, the releases seemed eons away
First time making caramel, on a whim I have:
1. Scorched it
2. Broken it
3. Received a blistering burn
Still have a pile of hopefully edible sugar & fat. Just gotta see what it looks like cooled
1. Scorched it
2. Broken it
3. Received a blistering burn
Still have a pile of hopefully edible sugar & fat. Just gotta see what it looks like cooled
December 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
First time making caramel, on a whim I have:
1. Scorched it
2. Broken it
3. Received a blistering burn
Still have a pile of hopefully edible sugar & fat. Just gotta see what it looks like cooled
1. Scorched it
2. Broken it
3. Received a blistering burn
Still have a pile of hopefully edible sugar & fat. Just gotta see what it looks like cooled
Think I need to be real with myself and just get people gift certificates this year lmao. I can’t see myself driving around all day today and tomorrow making myself miserable shopping and fretting
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Think I need to be real with myself and just get people gift certificates this year lmao. I can’t see myself driving around all day today and tomorrow making myself miserable shopping and fretting
Reminder to wash all utensils and otherwise you buy at the store before using. Today I saw a pair of tongs and was trying to figure out if they were like the cool ones I saw recently online and they were not so I put it back after handling the whole thing
December 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Reminder to wash all utensils and otherwise you buy at the store before using. Today I saw a pair of tongs and was trying to figure out if they were like the cool ones I saw recently online and they were not so I put it back after handling the whole thing
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
Moderate success on the christmas shopping front. Mild headache from dehydration.
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Moderate success on the christmas shopping front. Mild headache from dehydration.
Think I am going to do my brain a favor and mute the firehose finance headlines account at the very least for the duration of my vacation. All caps market updates from japan starting prime time sunday night is just not really what I need right now
December 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Think I am going to do my brain a favor and mute the firehose finance headlines account at the very least for the duration of my vacation. All caps market updates from japan starting prime time sunday night is just not really what I need right now
Once again have spilled wine around my front yard and am ready to party
IO SATURNALIA
IO SATURNALIA
Solstice libations have been poured, I am ready to get this party started
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Once again have spilled wine around my front yard and am ready to party
IO SATURNALIA
IO SATURNALIA
It's FUCKING ALIVE. "Year of the linux desktop" is a good meme but this shit is actually becoming usable by bungling fools like myself is a huge step forward
Turns out the laptop does break if it runs out of battery while updating
December 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It's FUCKING ALIVE. "Year of the linux desktop" is a good meme but this shit is actually becoming usable by bungling fools like myself is a huge step forward
So here for the sewer positivity on the website
December 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
So here for the sewer positivity on the website
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Man, am I grateful for sewers. I cleaned my apartment this morning, took a shower, use the bathroom, I’m currently running the dishwasher and doing several loads of laundry. All that dirty water is being handled by the Northwest Bergen County Utility Authority. Amazing stuff.
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Man, am I grateful for sewers. I cleaned my apartment this morning, took a shower, use the bathroom, I’m currently running the dishwasher and doing several loads of laundry. All that dirty water is being handled by the Northwest Bergen County Utility Authority. Amazing stuff.
Turns out the laptop does break if it runs out of battery while updating
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Turns out the laptop does break if it runs out of battery while updating
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Dec 20th, 1836:
A "sudden freeze" occurred in central Illinois. Around noon, a cold front with 70 mph winds swept through, dropping the temperature from 40 to near zero in a matter of minutes. Many settlers froze to death. Folklore told of chickens freezing in their tracks and men frozen to saddles.
A "sudden freeze" occurred in central Illinois. Around noon, a cold front with 70 mph winds swept through, dropping the temperature from 40 to near zero in a matter of minutes. Many settlers froze to death. Folklore told of chickens freezing in their tracks and men frozen to saddles.
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Dec 20th, 1836:
A "sudden freeze" occurred in central Illinois. Around noon, a cold front with 70 mph winds swept through, dropping the temperature from 40 to near zero in a matter of minutes. Many settlers froze to death. Folklore told of chickens freezing in their tracks and men frozen to saddles.
A "sudden freeze" occurred in central Illinois. Around noon, a cold front with 70 mph winds swept through, dropping the temperature from 40 to near zero in a matter of minutes. Many settlers froze to death. Folklore told of chickens freezing in their tracks and men frozen to saddles.
Just ordered a sandwich from a guy very obviously on the first day of a cold so guess I’ll see how that goes
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Just ordered a sandwich from a guy very obviously on the first day of a cold so guess I’ll see how that goes
HEMA videos are so interesting because the most rigorous videos seem to be dudes in their back yard giving a yea/nay on ergonomics or hacking at a side of pork under a layer of canvas
December 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
HEMA videos are so interesting because the most rigorous videos seem to be dudes in their back yard giving a yea/nay on ergonomics or hacking at a side of pork under a layer of canvas