astuary king
@hismajesti.bsky.social
i don't feel it til it hurts sometimes, so come on baby hurt me tonight
32 he/him
32 he/him
people wish they had half my detachment
June 22, 2024 at 5:03 AM
people wish they had half my detachment
like what's even the point of trying to do anything to alleviate this or to do anything for myself like what's the point
May 12, 2024 at 5:46 AM
like what's even the point of trying to do anything to alleviate this or to do anything for myself like what's the point
i was really just hoping for once for anything in my life to go smoothly
May 12, 2024 at 5:45 AM
i was really just hoping for once for anything in my life to go smoothly
i've lived here for a month and a half and still don't have my altar set up
May 12, 2024 at 1:23 AM
i've lived here for a month and a half and still don't have my altar set up
nothing irritates me more than being physically incapable of doing something by myself and to have everyone around me just endlessly fuck me over about it
May 12, 2024 at 1:22 AM
nothing irritates me more than being physically incapable of doing something by myself and to have everyone around me just endlessly fuck me over about it
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I love to Take A Look at the dessert menu
April 23, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I love to Take A Look at the dessert menu
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sorry for being so graceful and easily startled and having lightly dappled coloration that helps me blend in with the branches in the slowly fading dusk
April 22, 2024 at 8:42 PM
sorry for being so graceful and easily startled and having lightly dappled coloration that helps me blend in with the branches in the slowly fading dusk
down stay at Home Depot
April 20, 2024 at 6:22 AM
down stay at Home Depot
so annoying to be horny and sick at the same time
April 5, 2024 at 7:43 AM
so annoying to be horny and sick at the same time
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brother i don't care if we can kill it or not we're all just having a blast stabbing it with our steely knives
September 25, 2023 at 3:19 PM
brother i don't care if we can kill it or not we're all just having a blast stabbing it with our steely knives
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OH GOD THEY’RE RIGHT BEHIND ME AREN’T THEY?
March 21, 2024 at 8:26 PM
OH GOD THEY’RE RIGHT BEHIND ME AREN’T THEY?
this absolutely incredible dog
March 27, 2024 at 5:18 AM
this absolutely incredible dog
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pride month is cancelled, we're doing wrath month instead
March 22, 2024 at 12:25 AM
pride month is cancelled, we're doing wrath month instead
tfw you suddenly realize you're dating an actual psychopath and that he's not kidding when he says that (he's me)
March 22, 2024 at 4:55 AM
tfw you suddenly realize you're dating an actual psychopath and that he's not kidding when he says that (he's me)
Cedar has developed so much self control and impulse control sometimes he takes my breath away - to hold a down at the starting line for chasing a lure with more than a dozen dogs within twenty feet and his brother fifteen feet away only to turn it on the second the lure moved
March 17, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Cedar has developed so much self control and impulse control sometimes he takes my breath away - to hold a down at the starting line for chasing a lure with more than a dozen dogs within twenty feet and his brother fifteen feet away only to turn it on the second the lure moved
Cedar was conked while i did hw on campus today
March 16, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Cedar was conked while i did hw on campus today
this dog is the most incredible force
March 16, 2024 at 4:54 AM
this dog is the most incredible force
had a dream about being rejected for being polyamorous and in thinking about it realized i've been out as poly since 2011, so a full 13 years now
March 11, 2024 at 11:49 AM
had a dream about being rejected for being polyamorous and in thinking about it realized i've been out as poly since 2011, so a full 13 years now
it's so delightful to watch your dumb habits (which you do for a reason but which look on the outside like they're dumb) rub off on someone who suddenly realizes exactly why you do them
March 11, 2024 at 6:38 AM
it's so delightful to watch your dumb habits (which you do for a reason but which look on the outside like they're dumb) rub off on someone who suddenly realizes exactly why you do them
so much in the dog world relies on us playing politics with each other in all these wild ways and it means even if i'm never getting a dog from someone and i don't like them personally i still have to show a certain level of support
March 10, 2024 at 5:26 AM
so much in the dog world relies on us playing politics with each other in all these wild ways and it means even if i'm never getting a dog from someone and i don't like them personally i still have to show a certain level of support
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i would own a bull terrier i think
March 8, 2024 at 7:57 AM
i would own a bull terrier i think