Erin Jessie
@hippybartender.bsky.social
aspiring screenwriter, published writer, bartender, movie lover, coffee addict, true crime fanatic, introvert, day dreamer 🦥🌸🧁
As a Star Wars fan, I think I just found my new favorite car sticker.
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"The Empire doesn't care about your stick family." 🤣🤣🤣
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"The Empire doesn't care about your stick family." 🤣🤣🤣
May 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
As a Star Wars fan, I think I just found my new favorite car sticker.
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"The Empire doesn't care about your stick family." 🤣🤣🤣
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"The Empire doesn't care about your stick family." 🤣🤣🤣
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natasha lyonne as fictional characters: thread
April 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
natasha lyonne as fictional characters: thread
Today is my first time behind the bar in a long time. Wish me luck.
March 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Today is my first time behind the bar in a long time. Wish me luck.
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That Lilo and Stitch trailer made me really excited to watch Lilo and Stitch. The best part is, that movie already exists and I can watch it right now at home.
March 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
That Lilo and Stitch trailer made me really excited to watch Lilo and Stitch. The best part is, that movie already exists and I can watch it right now at home.
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Drinking a large amount of water every day helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing.
Stay hydrated my friends.
Stay hydrated my friends.
March 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Drinking a large amount of water every day helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing.
Stay hydrated my friends.
Stay hydrated my friends.
I've been putting off my screenplay for far too long. I need to find my creativity.
March 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I've been putting off my screenplay for far too long. I need to find my creativity.
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you know how in the movie "titanic" the boat spent like two hours wallowing and slowly sinking after it hit the iceberg and then in a span of five minutes it was like BOOM! straight to the bottom? it really feels like america is reaching those five minutes this week.
March 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
you know how in the movie "titanic" the boat spent like two hours wallowing and slowly sinking after it hit the iceberg and then in a span of five minutes it was like BOOM! straight to the bottom? it really feels like america is reaching those five minutes this week.
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Idiocracy was meant to be a movie.
That’s all.
That’s all.
March 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Idiocracy was meant to be a movie.
That’s all.
That’s all.
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I googled my symptoms and it appears I am just old.
March 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I googled my symptoms and it appears I am just old.
Natasha Lyonne in Poker Face is a vibe.
March 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Natasha Lyonne in Poker Face is a vibe.
See a tree, post a tree 🌴💚
March 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
See a tree, post a tree 🌴💚
I can't stop thinking about Gene Hackman, his wife and his dog.
March 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I can't stop thinking about Gene Hackman, his wife and his dog.
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it took bruce willis 130 minutes to realize he was a ghost and you expect men to notice a haircut.
March 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
it took bruce willis 130 minutes to realize he was a ghost and you expect men to notice a haircut.
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I can be the type of person who will cancel all of my plans, then complain how boring my life is.
March 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I can be the type of person who will cancel all of my plans, then complain how boring my life is.
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I love how coffee tricks me into thinking im in a good mood for about 30 minutes.
March 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I love how coffee tricks me into thinking im in a good mood for about 30 minutes.
Classic SNL is always a yes for me.
March 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Classic SNL is always a yes for me.
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If l ever get taken out by a serial killer, please know I died doing what I loved: learning too much about serial killers.
March 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If l ever get taken out by a serial killer, please know I died doing what I loved: learning too much about serial killers.
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
Even though Sebastian Stan didn't win an Oscar last night, he did something no one has ever done before - he got me to watch a Donald Trump movie.
March 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Even though Sebastian Stan didn't win an Oscar last night, he did something no one has ever done before - he got me to watch a Donald Trump movie.
I can't wait for next year's Oscars when Wicked: For Good wins every award it's nominated for like it rightfully deserves.
March 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I can't wait for next year's Oscars when Wicked: For Good wins every award it's nominated for like it rightfully deserves.
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Ralph Fiennes: Can't believe I lost another fucking Oscar!
His wife: It's an inanimate fucking object!
Ralph Fiennes: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
His wife: It's an inanimate fucking object!
Ralph Fiennes: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
March 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Ralph Fiennes: Can't believe I lost another fucking Oscar!
His wife: It's an inanimate fucking object!
Ralph Fiennes: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
His wife: It's an inanimate fucking object!
Ralph Fiennes: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
Congratulations to all the first time Oscar winners tonight. 🙌🏼
March 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Congratulations to all the first time Oscar winners tonight. 🙌🏼
Please somebody explain Anora to me and why there's so much love for it. Did I miss something? Seriously, I don't get it.
March 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Please somebody explain Anora to me and why there's so much love for it. Did I miss something? Seriously, I don't get it.
Who are these singers who are butchering James Bond songs?
March 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Who are these singers who are butchering James Bond songs?