Phil "The Tulok" Allen
@philistulok.bsky.social
Make Elden Ring hahas on YouTube (he/him)
I got to DM some of my favorite players with a live studio audience at SDCC!
Its one of the funniest games I've ever been a part of, please go entertain yourself, you deserve it!
Its one of the funniest games I've ever been a part of, please go entertain yourself, you deserve it!
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I got to DM some of my favorite players with a live studio audience at SDCC!
Its one of the funniest games I've ever been a part of, please go entertain yourself, you deserve it!
Its one of the funniest games I've ever been a part of, please go entertain yourself, you deserve it!
Reposted by Phil "The Tulok" Allen
D&D Cooking Show Live from San Diego Comic Con!
YouTube video by Jes The Human
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Finally writing a screenplay again for the first time in over a decade. Have to fight the urge to introduce "Louis, slicked back hair, Itty bitty jeans" so the audience knows he's a real piece of shit.
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Finally writing a screenplay again for the first time in over a decade. Have to fight the urge to introduce "Louis, slicked back hair, Itty bitty jeans" so the audience knows he's a real piece of shit.
This is one of the coolest things ive ever gotten to do, mark your calendars it will be something legendary
Don't miss our San Diego Comic Con live show as the VOD premieres tomorrow at 4 PT!
@philistulok.bsky.social was Adamantine Chef and Judge for
@harlikane.bsky.social @mayannaberrin.bsky.social
Sarah D. Reynolds and Carlina Parker
youtu.be/67KPadYtxZ4
@philistulok.bsky.social was Adamantine Chef and Judge for
@harlikane.bsky.social @mayannaberrin.bsky.social
Sarah D. Reynolds and Carlina Parker
youtu.be/67KPadYtxZ4
D&D Cooking Show Live from San Diego Comic Con!
YouTube video by Jes The Human
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is one of the coolest things ive ever gotten to do, mark your calendars it will be something legendary
Alright, trying In and Out to see how it matches up in the burger wars. Currently a shake shack man, but my loyalty is for sale.
(Also, actually a My Burger man, but thats only in the Twin Cities, so I dont think it can field an army for the Burger Wars)
(Also, actually a My Burger man, but thats only in the Twin Cities, so I dont think it can field an army for the Burger Wars)
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Alright, trying In and Out to see how it matches up in the burger wars. Currently a shake shack man, but my loyalty is for sale.
(Also, actually a My Burger man, but thats only in the Twin Cities, so I dont think it can field an army for the Burger Wars)
(Also, actually a My Burger man, but thats only in the Twin Cities, so I dont think it can field an army for the Burger Wars)
Some like it hot, but do I like it hot in Hades 2? Find out now!
Ranking EVERY Hestia Boon in Hades 2 from WORST to BEST Tier List
YouTube video by Tulok & Mango
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Some like it hot, but do I like it hot in Hades 2? Find out now!
Laptops are great if you need a portable computer.
As long as you dont mind that it turns into a hot plate after 10 minutes of using a word processor.
And has the worst concept of what a "mouse" is.
And cant actually do anything other that Update and Restart.
As long as you dont mind that it turns into a hot plate after 10 minutes of using a word processor.
And has the worst concept of what a "mouse" is.
And cant actually do anything other that Update and Restart.
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Laptops are great if you need a portable computer.
As long as you dont mind that it turns into a hot plate after 10 minutes of using a word processor.
And has the worst concept of what a "mouse" is.
And cant actually do anything other that Update and Restart.
As long as you dont mind that it turns into a hot plate after 10 minutes of using a word processor.
And has the worst concept of what a "mouse" is.
And cant actually do anything other that Update and Restart.
Call me Bob Ross the way i be drawing nothing but lands
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Call me Bob Ross the way i be drawing nothing but lands
Sometimes Entertainment Weekly having an abbreviated website works out great.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sometimes Entertainment Weekly having an abbreviated website works out great.
Members of the jury, let me remind you that when the murder victim saw my client at the Murder Clubs Murder party, they said he was very cordial and didn't Murder them at all!
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Members of the jury, let me remind you that when the murder victim saw my client at the Murder Clubs Murder party, they said he was very cordial and didn't Murder them at all!
Early reviews are calling this the worst tier list yet, come see everything im wrong about.
Ranking EVERY Weapon Aspect in Hades 2 Tier List
YouTube video by Tulok & Mango
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Early reviews are calling this the worst tier list yet, come see everything im wrong about.
I went through every possible commander in the new Avatar set to help you find which cards deserve your attention.
EVERY Possible Avatar MTG Commander Ranked
YouTube video by Tulok The Cardbarian
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I went through every possible commander in the new Avatar set to help you find which cards deserve your attention.
Running through Pokemon Silver, decided I'd grab a heracross.
"Oh boy! I cant wait to use this great fighting type pokemon with all its great fighting type moves"
"Oh boy! I cant wait to use this great fighting type pokemon with all its great fighting type moves"
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Running through Pokemon Silver, decided I'd grab a heracross.
"Oh boy! I cant wait to use this great fighting type pokemon with all its great fighting type moves"
"Oh boy! I cant wait to use this great fighting type pokemon with all its great fighting type moves"
Reminder everyone, its COMMANDER night at your local game store. Not COMMANDO night.
Put some undies on.
Put some undies on.
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Reminder everyone, its COMMANDER night at your local game store. Not COMMANDO night.
Put some undies on.
Put some undies on.
Mega Chimecho better be getting Special Huge Power, because otherwise JUST GIVE IT AN EVOLUTION.
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Mega Chimecho better be getting Special Huge Power, because otherwise JUST GIVE IT AN EVOLUTION.
Fools: House is a Sherlock riff because House is a Holmes and Wilson sounds similar to Wattson
Geniuses: House is a Popeye riff, and Vicodin is spinach
Geniuses: House is a Popeye riff, and Vicodin is spinach
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Fools: House is a Sherlock riff because House is a Holmes and Wilson sounds similar to Wattson
Geniuses: House is a Popeye riff, and Vicodin is spinach
Geniuses: House is a Popeye riff, and Vicodin is spinach
"No Matter Who" does a lot better when they dont suck shit, huh?
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"No Matter Who" does a lot better when they dont suck shit, huh?
*Sadly closes my box of custom T-shirts with a huge dripping hog wrapped in flaming Ghost Rider chains embroidered on them for my Rap-Metal band Dick Chainy*
Now it just feels like its in poor taste 😢
Now it just feels like its in poor taste 😢
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
*Sadly closes my box of custom T-shirts with a huge dripping hog wrapped in flaming Ghost Rider chains embroidered on them for my Rap-Metal band Dick Chainy*
Now it just feels like its in poor taste 😢
Now it just feels like its in poor taste 😢
New tierlist with a new IMPROVED term for my favorite build in the game
Ranking EVERY Hephaestus Boon in Hades 2 from WORST to BEST Tier List
YouTube video by Tulok & Mango
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
New tierlist with a new IMPROVED term for my favorite build in the game
Under capitalism, loyalty is for YOU. Not them.
Loyal to your insurance? Pay more.
Loyal to your employer? Get paid less.
Loyal to your apartment? Rent is going up.
Only way to get ahead is jumping ship to someone who wants to exploit you a little less, so THEY can exploit you instead.
Loyal to your insurance? Pay more.
Loyal to your employer? Get paid less.
Loyal to your apartment? Rent is going up.
Only way to get ahead is jumping ship to someone who wants to exploit you a little less, so THEY can exploit you instead.
Update on the CAR SAGA:
I was getting FLEECED by my insurance.
I know every car insurance commercial is like "hey call around check rates against what you have."
I am BUSY. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
Folks, make some time for that. I'm gonna get better coverage and save 100 bucks a month.
I was getting FLEECED by my insurance.
I know every car insurance commercial is like "hey call around check rates against what you have."
I am BUSY. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
Folks, make some time for that. I'm gonna get better coverage and save 100 bucks a month.
November 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Under capitalism, loyalty is for YOU. Not them.
Loyal to your insurance? Pay more.
Loyal to your employer? Get paid less.
Loyal to your apartment? Rent is going up.
Only way to get ahead is jumping ship to someone who wants to exploit you a little less, so THEY can exploit you instead.
Loyal to your insurance? Pay more.
Loyal to your employer? Get paid less.
Loyal to your apartment? Rent is going up.
Only way to get ahead is jumping ship to someone who wants to exploit you a little less, so THEY can exploit you instead.
Update on the CAR SAGA:
I was getting FLEECED by my insurance.
I know every car insurance commercial is like "hey call around check rates against what you have."
I am BUSY. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
Folks, make some time for that. I'm gonna get better coverage and save 100 bucks a month.
I was getting FLEECED by my insurance.
I know every car insurance commercial is like "hey call around check rates against what you have."
I am BUSY. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
Folks, make some time for that. I'm gonna get better coverage and save 100 bucks a month.
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Update on the CAR SAGA:
I was getting FLEECED by my insurance.
I know every car insurance commercial is like "hey call around check rates against what you have."
I am BUSY. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
Folks, make some time for that. I'm gonna get better coverage and save 100 bucks a month.
I was getting FLEECED by my insurance.
I know every car insurance commercial is like "hey call around check rates against what you have."
I am BUSY. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
Folks, make some time for that. I'm gonna get better coverage and save 100 bucks a month.
I know the economy is going great when YouTube shorts shows me "Hot Pocket home recipe tutorial" "Coca cola home recipe tutorial" and "which Kids Meal is the best value for an adult" back to back.
We're all fine here.
We're all fine here.
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I know the economy is going great when YouTube shorts shows me "Hot Pocket home recipe tutorial" "Coca cola home recipe tutorial" and "which Kids Meal is the best value for an adult" back to back.
We're all fine here.
We're all fine here.
My favorite god got his own tier list. Neat.
Ranking EVERY Zeus Boon in Hades 2 from WORST to BEST
YouTube video by Tulok & Mango
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My favorite god got his own tier list. Neat.
Zoinks! Its a new secret lair that does not exist!
Checking Out The Scooby Doo Secret Lair (That Does Not Exist)
YouTube video by Tulok The Cardbarian
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Zoinks! Its a new secret lair that does not exist!
After recognizing the success of the 2D animated Demon Slayer and Chainsaw Man, we have an exciting announcement:
Tim Burton will be directing a live action YuYu Hakusho movie, with Jared Leto as Yusuke and The Rock as Kuwabara.
Tim Burton will be directing a live action YuYu Hakusho movie, with Jared Leto as Yusuke and The Rock as Kuwabara.
October 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
After recognizing the success of the 2D animated Demon Slayer and Chainsaw Man, we have an exciting announcement:
Tim Burton will be directing a live action YuYu Hakusho movie, with Jared Leto as Yusuke and The Rock as Kuwabara.
Tim Burton will be directing a live action YuYu Hakusho movie, with Jared Leto as Yusuke and The Rock as Kuwabara.