Phil "The Tulok" Allen
@philistulok.bsky.social
Make Elden Ring hahas on YouTube (he/him)
When you counterspell the counterspell
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When you counterspell the counterspell
I think I made it to Philly!
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I think I made it to Philly!
Sometimes Entertainment Weekly having an abbreviated website works out great.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sometimes Entertainment Weekly having an abbreviated website works out great.
Look at this BEAST of an eggroll. Size ain't everything, but let me tell you, that thing was CRISPY and loaded with flavor.
September 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Look at this BEAST of an eggroll. Size ain't everything, but let me tell you, that thing was CRISPY and loaded with flavor.
I guess im gonna watch Hacks now
September 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I guess im gonna watch Hacks now
Ok, so YouTube analytics still aren't being helpful, but at least they're being honest now.
September 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Ok, so YouTube analytics still aren't being helpful, but at least they're being honest now.
Please stop putting multiple currencies in your video games. Its more work for you, and less fun for me.
September 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Please stop putting multiple currencies in your video games. Its more work for you, and less fun for me.
"Wow this card could be so broken"
Wrong, because I could fix her
Wrong, because I could fix her
September 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"Wow this card could be so broken"
Wrong, because I could fix her
Wrong, because I could fix her
Just felt like posting a picture of this handsome man.
No other reason.
No other reason.
August 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Just felt like posting a picture of this handsome man.
No other reason.
No other reason.
Look at this cool thumbnail, it would be cool if it was a video huh?
August 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Look at this cool thumbnail, it would be cool if it was a video huh?
Gonna start streaming on YouTube with a special idea.
Tomorrow. Probably.
Tomorrow. Probably.
August 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Gonna start streaming on YouTube with a special idea.
Tomorrow. Probably.
Tomorrow. Probably.
Gonna be honest, it'll be pretty hard to top this one.
July 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Gonna be honest, it'll be pretty hard to top this one.
Hey, if you're at SDCC, today is the day to watch me DM my first game with a live audience!
We're at the Omni Hotel, in the Grand Ballroom, at 12PM!
Its a fantasy cooking competition, complete with wild ingredients, sabotage, and a dragon that eats the losers. What more could you want?
We're at the Omni Hotel, in the Grand Ballroom, at 12PM!
Its a fantasy cooking competition, complete with wild ingredients, sabotage, and a dragon that eats the losers. What more could you want?
July 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hey, if you're at SDCC, today is the day to watch me DM my first game with a live audience!
We're at the Omni Hotel, in the Grand Ballroom, at 12PM!
Its a fantasy cooking competition, complete with wild ingredients, sabotage, and a dragon that eats the losers. What more could you want?
We're at the Omni Hotel, in the Grand Ballroom, at 12PM!
Its a fantasy cooking competition, complete with wild ingredients, sabotage, and a dragon that eats the losers. What more could you want?
Fixed a meme that was incorrect.
July 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Fixed a meme that was incorrect.
Porn Reply Bot will be in the audience, you should be too!
July 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Porn Reply Bot will be in the audience, you should be too!
When someone asks what my favorite Zelda game is, I say OOTD, which means "Ocarina of Time, Dude!"
Unrelated, this is my outfit of the day. If you see someone who looks like this at SDCC, let me know.
One of us is a clone. You'll have to ask us personal questions to find out which of us is real.
Unrelated, this is my outfit of the day. If you see someone who looks like this at SDCC, let me know.
One of us is a clone. You'll have to ask us personal questions to find out which of us is real.
July 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When someone asks what my favorite Zelda game is, I say OOTD, which means "Ocarina of Time, Dude!"
Unrelated, this is my outfit of the day. If you see someone who looks like this at SDCC, let me know.
One of us is a clone. You'll have to ask us personal questions to find out which of us is real.
Unrelated, this is my outfit of the day. If you see someone who looks like this at SDCC, let me know.
One of us is a clone. You'll have to ask us personal questions to find out which of us is real.
Obviously, anyone who wrote a letter to Epstein is not having the best day. Also obviously, most of the coverage is about the connection to Trump.
But damn, imagine being the guy who wrote an acrostic poem for your monster friend's 50th birthday.
Oh, final obviously, everyone involed burn in hell.
But damn, imagine being the guy who wrote an acrostic poem for your monster friend's 50th birthday.
Oh, final obviously, everyone involed burn in hell.
July 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Obviously, anyone who wrote a letter to Epstein is not having the best day. Also obviously, most of the coverage is about the connection to Trump.
But damn, imagine being the guy who wrote an acrostic poem for your monster friend's 50th birthday.
Oh, final obviously, everyone involed burn in hell.
But damn, imagine being the guy who wrote an acrostic poem for your monster friend's 50th birthday.
Oh, final obviously, everyone involed burn in hell.
This looks like a thumbnail for the video "Reviewing my son's new step-father'
July 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This looks like a thumbnail for the video "Reviewing my son's new step-father'
"Aetherdrift isn't my favorite set, but I'll scoop up these two prerelease kits to play with my GF. Probably won't get the same value as buying singles, but its more about having fun." - Me before opening a $97 card.
July 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"Aetherdrift isn't my favorite set, but I'll scoop up these two prerelease kits to play with my GF. Probably won't get the same value as buying singles, but its more about having fun." - Me before opening a $97 card.
Well that's probably the best pack ill ever open.
June 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Well that's probably the best pack ill ever open.
My landfall-loving seeing Gruul landfall support in Edge of Eternites. Right after Landfall support in FF.
June 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My landfall-loving seeing Gruul landfall support in Edge of Eternites. Right after Landfall support in FF.
I went on the Vegas Ferris Wheel and omg look who was on it
June 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I went on the Vegas Ferris Wheel and omg look who was on it