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Can't judge queues
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It's ok. Whenever they're ready.
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Szobo is making a strong case for the immediate execution of anyone that ever decides to play him anywhere other than right in the middle of the park. An extremely polarising figure the Hungarian.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I don't know why it wasn't made clearer about Fede's fitness when we couldn't figure out why he wasn't getting more game time last season. Wouldn't have been a big deal, especially as it's being briefed now anyway.
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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“Boarded” is a neutral term. They will have been violently and illegally intercepted. Solidarity with the volunteers. All eyes on Gaza
October 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
All the technique but on top of it he's got that imagination that separates the good from the great strikers. 'Does mad shit' I think is what they call it in the industry.
Hugo Ekifirmino
September 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Curtis Jones remains a generational footballer.
September 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Someone has managed to drop a Palestinian flag at the very top of the Spire. Fair fucks. Gonna be comical watching Dublin City council trying to figure out how to get that down :)
#Speirgorm
September 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Need an Ibou goal today so we can better judge his transfer situation from the celebration. Not always a reliable source of information though, granted.
September 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The getting people to ingest bleach to get rid of corona virus and the pickpocketing players thing are both from the same strata of intellectual stables.
September 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Haha - football is silly.
September 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
👀
September 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Liverpool Football Club welcomes the introduction of the Hillsborough Law, a landmark legislation that stands as a legacy for the 97.
September 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Potential ankle breaker only getting a yellow aside I think these two weren't absolute dog-shit today, which is where I'd optimistically set the bar.
I'd like to take a moment to register my deep concern over having a ref/VAR combo of Michael Oliver and Paul Tierney today.
September 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'd like to take a moment to register my deep concern over having a ref/VAR combo of Michael Oliver and Paul Tierney today.
September 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Marvelling at the astronomical difference in Trent's defensive effort at Madrid now compared to last year for us. Literally called it in for the whole season. 🤫
September 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Reuben Peeters sizing up his latest fitness project. If he gets this one right the sky's the limit.
September 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Liverpool's media team should think about changing their formula in new player interviews of getting the player to say the same thing 8 different ways as the player becomes increasingly uncomfortable trying to rephrase the same sentiment 8 different ways.
September 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Guehi didn't get his move because he was too sound? He's going to fit in great.
September 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Isak stood firm in the face of a huge & one sided media hit campaign, personal attacks, dubious house visits from even more dubious senior PIF officials, team mate anger, club threats and fan vitriol like I've never seen, all to get to the Reds. Some lad.
September 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
If that was a 6 pointer then if we beat Arsenal at the Emirates that'll be a 12 point swing we'll have influenced between us over the season, mad. And we'll be going there with Isak as our 9.
August 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Very straight forward run now for Liverpool from after the international break to the end of the season.
August 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This is going to be the best international break ever.
August 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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turns out you really can win le ballon d’or from RB 💪
August 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
No more 'no losses' against the top 6 gimmick.
a man in a red shirt and black hat is standing in a dark room and says `` unluckeeee '' .
ALT: a man in a red shirt and black hat is standing in a dark room and says `` unluckeeee '' .
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM