Hippokloppamus
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Can't judge queues
Cheers Gaz. I didn't get that granular, thought it'd be TMI for the young pup of a platform but I'll know better in future.
a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie smiling in a room .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie smiling in a room .
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October 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Cheers Gaz. I didn't get that granular, thought it'd be TMI for the young pup of a platform but I'll know better in future.
G'evening Gaz, may I enquire as to the prompt you entered to elicit this tumescent glory?
October 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
G'evening Gaz, may I enquire as to the prompt you entered to elicit this tumescent glory?
- couldn't find your police officer wank guy 😔
a man is sitting on a couch and making a face .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch and making a face .
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October 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
- couldn't find your police officer wank guy 😔
They'll have to wait for the TV watershed to show that one.
October 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
They'll have to wait for the TV watershed to show that one.
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“Boarded” is a neutral term. They will have been violently and illegally intercepted. Solidarity with the volunteers. All eyes on Gaza
October 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“Boarded” is a neutral term. They will have been violently and illegally intercepted. Solidarity with the volunteers. All eyes on Gaza
we have piqued a little though, we're scaling some piques
September 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
we have piqued a little though, we're scaling some piques
He was wandering around the centre circle towards the end, our ability to give even the most agoraphobic of keepers an insatiable wanderlust remains undefeated, or something like that. Tough few days, be grand. Probably. Fuck it if it isn't too.
September 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
He was wandering around the centre circle towards the end, our ability to give even the most agoraphobic of keepers an insatiable wanderlust remains undefeated, or something like that. Tough few days, be grand. Probably. Fuck it if it isn't too.
already locked in wading, sorry... up the Reds though
September 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
already locked in wading, sorry... up the Reds though
A slender grasp on correct uses for bleach over in Turkey. Wouldn't mind a few dabs of it myself right now though. The shithouses.
September 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A slender grasp on correct uses for bleach over in Turkey. Wouldn't mind a few dabs of it myself right now though. The shithouses.
I'll be honest, while things aren't going great for us right now a Bradley brace to win it would be a pretty fair result here.
September 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'll be honest, while things aren't going great for us right now a Bradley brace to win it would be a pretty fair result here.
One of the benefits of signing the best striker in the league from Newcastle is Galatasaray will have no clue who he is or what he's about - I am sensing a little "fucking hell" from them already after his first few involvements.
September 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
One of the benefits of signing the best striker in the league from Newcastle is Galatasaray will have no clue who he is or what he's about - I am sensing a little "fucking hell" from them already after his first few involvements.
Not sure the conditions are correct for Ibou to relate a complicated transfer position through the medium of mime/celebration today. There's too much Europe/East - not sure what side of the Bosphorus this stadium is actually.
September 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Not sure the conditions are correct for Ibou to relate a complicated transfer position through the medium of mime/celebration today. There's too much Europe/East - not sure what side of the Bosphorus this stadium is actually.
The big guy certainly left an impression today. Maybe we deserved a draw but with the context of how we've got on so far this season maybe a loss was in the post. At least it's not systemic, few clangers, and unfocused minds.
September 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The big guy certainly left an impression today. Maybe we deserved a draw but with the context of how we've got on so far this season maybe a loss was in the post. At least it's not systemic, few clangers, and unfocused minds.
what's the open play xG comparison?
September 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
what's the open play xG comparison?