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This is the best description of a piece of writing that I have ever read in my entire whole long life.
I like the rhythm of this paragraph because each sentence is like Sideshow Bob stepping onto a new rake
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This is the best description of a piece of writing that I have ever read in my entire whole long life.
How's it going at your house?
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
How's it going at your house?
Even my dog is disgusted.
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Even my dog is disgusted.
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What stage of capitalism is it when 222,000 Arkansans are about to have their SNAP benefits cut off, but you still show up to a country club golf tourney rocking a $1,000 Hermes belt?
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
What stage of capitalism is it when 222,000 Arkansans are about to have their SNAP benefits cut off, but you still show up to a country club golf tourney rocking a $1,000 Hermes belt?
More of this please.
October 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
More of this please.
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Next: Trump orders Pam Bondi to open a criminal investigation of the Nobel committee.
October 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Next: Trump orders Pam Bondi to open a criminal investigation of the Nobel committee.
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CLIP: “Figuring out ways to love my neighbor became so hard as a Republican.”
Ex-GOP Lt. Gov. of GEORGIA Geoff Duncan, now running for Gov as a Dem, says others are having the same journey — and the “tone & tenor” inside the GOP chased him away.
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DO9e6s2...
Ex-GOP Lt. Gov. of GEORGIA Geoff Duncan, now running for Gov as a Dem, says others are having the same journey — and the “tone & tenor” inside the GOP chased him away.
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DO9e6s2...
September 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
CLIP: “Figuring out ways to love my neighbor became so hard as a Republican.”
Ex-GOP Lt. Gov. of GEORGIA Geoff Duncan, now running for Gov as a Dem, says others are having the same journey — and the “tone & tenor” inside the GOP chased him away.
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DO9e6s2...
Ex-GOP Lt. Gov. of GEORGIA Geoff Duncan, now running for Gov as a Dem, says others are having the same journey — and the “tone & tenor” inside the GOP chased him away.
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DO9e6s2...
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You know who was also a young husband and father—not to mention ex-Marine—who died, not attacking others to make himself rich and powerful, but to save the lives of others?
David Rose, the officer killed by the anti-vax domestic terrorist who attacked the CDC.
apnews.com/article/deka...
David Rose, the officer killed by the anti-vax domestic terrorist who attacked the CDC.
apnews.com/article/deka...
Law enforcement officers remember police officer killed in CDC shooting in Atlanta
Weeks after David Rose was killed while responding to a shooting this month at the CDC headquarters in Atlanta, officers are remembering the DeKalb County police officer as a courageous leader who pri...
apnews.com
September 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
You know who was also a young husband and father—not to mention ex-Marine—who died, not attacking others to make himself rich and powerful, but to save the lives of others?
David Rose, the officer killed by the anti-vax domestic terrorist who attacked the CDC.
apnews.com/article/deka...
David Rose, the officer killed by the anti-vax domestic terrorist who attacked the CDC.
apnews.com/article/deka...
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RIP Charlie Kirk, you would have loved politicizing the shooting of Charlie Kirk.
on a serious note it's incredible how little they cared about the guy. he wasn't even confirmed as dead, never mind his body cold, before they started pushing "lefist" and "trans" "terrorism" narratives. they saw the blood gush out of his neck and thought "this is an excellent opportunity."
just so you know, twitter losers are trawling through bluesky and doing their usual thing of complaining about people who are telling jokes. comedy is legal now, losers. deal with it.
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
RIP Charlie Kirk, you would have loved politicizing the shooting of Charlie Kirk.
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Charlie Kirk wasn't killed by political violence.
Charlie Kirk was killed by *gun* violence.
Charlie Kirk was killed by *gun* violence.
September 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Charlie Kirk wasn't killed by political violence.
Charlie Kirk was killed by *gun* violence.
Charlie Kirk was killed by *gun* violence.
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There are bullet holes in the windows of CDC buildings due to medical disinformation that Charlie Kirk aggressively helped spread
September 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
There are bullet holes in the windows of CDC buildings due to medical disinformation that Charlie Kirk aggressively helped spread
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This post about whether someone can use LEARNS voucher money to buy a premium subscription to ChatGPT so it can create her kid's homeschool curriculum is going to be the inciting incident in my supervillain arc.
![A very stupid woman on Facebook asks, "Does anyone know if [Arkansas LEARNS voucher money] can be used to get a premium subscription to ChatGPT? I use chat to help me develop curriculums all the time and we love going out in nature picking leaves and then I upload a photo and have her identify it and we draw in our notebooks, but I can only upload a certain amount because I don't have the premium. So just curious. I'm assuming no."
ChatGPT has thus far not helped her learn how to use commas correctly, so it's use as a curriculum designer seems limited at best.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gvflnl4oje3twbomuqxmge2j/bafkreiaotw5dxo7dwiyo66gl5teuia7wf6oqm3uwdfow7lnpryrqas227e@jpeg)
August 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This post about whether someone can use LEARNS voucher money to buy a premium subscription to ChatGPT so it can create her kid's homeschool curriculum is going to be the inciting incident in my supervillain arc.
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I think it’s worth noting this piece generated the most unsubscribes I’ve seen in a while, and the newsletter version had the lowest open rate in many months. These horrors persist in part because too many people go to great pains to avoid them.
July 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I think it’s worth noting this piece generated the most unsubscribes I’ve seen in a while, and the newsletter version had the lowest open rate in many months. These horrors persist in part because too many people go to great pains to avoid them.
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He has refused his Assent to Laws…
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world…
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury…
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences…
A Tyrant is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world…
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury…
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences…
A Tyrant is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
July 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
He has refused his Assent to Laws…
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world…
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury…
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences…
A Tyrant is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world…
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury…
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences…
A Tyrant is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
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Update: Democrat Gazette says 8,000 were there. I like to think it was 8,647. 😉
June 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Update: Democrat Gazette says 8,000 were there. I like to think it was 8,647. 😉
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Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.
June 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.
Beautiful.
June 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Beautiful.
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That didn't take long. The state health department has found a second measles case in Arkansas, this one in Faulkner County. The first was in Saline County. Both individuals are unvaccinated and were exposed during out-of-state-travel, ADH said.
Update: Second measles case reported in Arkansas - Arkansas Times
The health department said it has identified two unvaccinated individuals with measles, both of whom were exposed during out of state travel.
arktimes.com
April 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
That didn't take long. The state health department has found a second measles case in Arkansas, this one in Faulkner County. The first was in Saline County. Both individuals are unvaccinated and were exposed during out-of-state-travel, ADH said.
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He hates the military. We are just props.
April 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
He hates the military. We are just props.