hillbillyswamp.bsky.social
@hillbillyswamp.bsky.social
Half hillbilly, half swamp. And a little bewildered, frankly. 🏳️‍🌈🐕💙
This is the best description of a piece of writing that I have ever read in my entire whole long life.
I like the rhythm of this paragraph because each sentence is like Sideshow Bob stepping onto a new rake
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
How's it going at your house?
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Even my dog is disgusted.
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Reposted
What stage of capitalism is it when 222,000 Arkansans are about to have their SNAP benefits cut off, but you still show up to a country club golf tourney rocking a $1,000 Hermes belt?
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
More of this please.
Watch with sound (if you can)
October 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Reposted
Next: Trump orders Pam Bondi to open a criminal investigation of the Nobel committee.
October 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Reposted
CLIP: “Figuring out ways to love my neighbor became so hard as a Republican.”

Ex-GOP Lt. Gov. of GEORGIA Geoff Duncan, now running for Gov as a Dem, says others are having the same journey — and the “tone & tenor” inside the GOP chased him away.

Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DO9e6s2...
September 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Reposted
You know who was also a young husband and father—not to mention ex-Marine—who died, not attacking others to make himself rich and powerful, but to save the lives of others?

David Rose, the officer killed by the anti-vax domestic terrorist who attacked the CDC.

apnews.com/article/deka...
Law enforcement officers remember police officer killed in CDC shooting in Atlanta
Weeks after David Rose was killed while responding to a shooting this month at the CDC headquarters in Atlanta, officers are remembering the DeKalb County police officer as a courageous leader who pri...
apnews.com
September 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Reposted
RIP Charlie Kirk, you would have loved politicizing the shooting of Charlie Kirk.
on a serious note it's incredible how little they cared about the guy. he wasn't even confirmed as dead, never mind his body cold, before they started pushing "lefist" and "trans" "terrorism" narratives. they saw the blood gush out of his neck and thought "this is an excellent opportunity."
just so you know, twitter losers are trawling through bluesky and doing their usual thing of complaining about people who are telling jokes. comedy is legal now, losers. deal with it.
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Reposted
Charlie Kirk wasn't killed by political violence.

Charlie Kirk was killed by *gun* violence.
September 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Reposted
There are bullet holes in the windows of CDC buildings due to medical disinformation that Charlie Kirk aggressively helped spread
September 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Reposted
September 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Reposted
This post about whether someone can use LEARNS voucher money to buy a premium subscription to ChatGPT so it can create her kid's homeschool curriculum is going to be the inciting incident in my supervillain arc.
August 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Reposted
I think it’s worth noting this piece generated the most unsubscribes I’ve seen in a while, and the newsletter version had the lowest open rate in many months. These horrors persist in part because too many people go to great pains to avoid them.
July 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Reposted
He has refused his Assent to Laws…

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world…

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury…

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences…

A Tyrant is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
July 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
10k mortals and one Batman in Little Rock this morning. #NoKings
June 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Reposted
Update: Democrat Gazette says 8,000 were there. I like to think it was 8,647. 😉
June 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Reposted
Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.
June 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Reposted
that's little rock, arkansas showing the hell up #nokings
June 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
All the way across the bridge, with crowds on both sides. Beautiful. #nokings
#Nokings marchers all the way across Broadway Bridge in Little Rock
#Arkansas #arpx
June 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Gathering in Little Rock. #nokings
June 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Beautiful.
Amazing. Respect the lede.
June 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Reposted
That didn't take long. The state health department has found a second measles case in Arkansas, this one in Faulkner County. The first was in Saline County. Both individuals are unvaccinated and were exposed during out-of-state-travel, ADH said.
Update: Second measles case reported in Arkansas - Arkansas Times
The health department said it has identified two unvaccinated individuals with measles, both of whom were exposed during out of state travel.
arktimes.com
April 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Reposted
He hates the military. We are just props.
April 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM