Hildred
@hildredb.bsky.social
Sapphic romance and queer fantasy author. Cat mom. Disgruntled Millennial. Rural-to-Urban Oregonian. Always looking for something new to learn.
Existence is resistance, and all that.
Existence is resistance, and all that.
I really need the universe to understand how badly I need Michelle Yeoh and Helen Mirren to costar in something together before, you know, time hits. PREFERABLY a sapphic romance but I know that's never happening so a buddy cop movie ala RED or some gritty drama would work too JUST. MAKE IT. HAPPEN.
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I really need the universe to understand how badly I need Michelle Yeoh and Helen Mirren to costar in something together before, you know, time hits. PREFERABLY a sapphic romance but I know that's never happening so a buddy cop movie ala RED or some gritty drama would work too JUST. MAKE IT. HAPPEN.
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We are a social species, and we have always prevailed through cooperation. Caring for our sick. Raising children we didn't sire or birth because they were part of our village or extended family. We are not breeders and predators, we are communicators and survivors. We evolved to UNITE.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
We are a social species, and we have always prevailed through cooperation. Caring for our sick. Raising children we didn't sire or birth because they were part of our village or extended family. We are not breeders and predators, we are communicators and survivors. We evolved to UNITE.
Oh.
UPSET
The Suica penguin has been the face of JR East's popular IC transit card since its inception in 2001. Now, the company says it will replace the iconic character with an as-yet-unannounced mascot. That's left fans both perplexed and irate.
buff.ly/otKANut
buff.ly/otKANut
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Oh.
I've got the sudden urge to pick up a novel by Joyce Carol Oates.
No idea what brought it on...
No idea what brought it on...
a girl with blonde hair is wearing a shirt that says hydrogen on it
ALT: a girl with blonde hair is wearing a shirt that says hydrogen on it
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November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I've got the sudden urge to pick up a novel by Joyce Carol Oates.
No idea what brought it on...
No idea what brought it on...
Sometimes you're just sitting in Harry Reid's food court waiting another 2 hours for your flight and like...
"Yeah, this is a good place to work on some sapphic smut."
"Yeah, this is a good place to work on some sapphic smut."
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Sometimes you're just sitting in Harry Reid's food court waiting another 2 hours for your flight and like...
"Yeah, this is a good place to work on some sapphic smut."
"Yeah, this is a good place to work on some sapphic smut."
Vegas is the horniest city in America but it's not a fun kind of horny, you know? It's like everyone is desperate to get laid, but they know they'll just feel intense shame in the morning.* Anyway, I need to write a rom com about this. Again.
*Even the married couples tbh.
*Even the married couples tbh.
November 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Vegas is the horniest city in America but it's not a fun kind of horny, you know? It's like everyone is desperate to get laid, but they know they'll just feel intense shame in the morning.* Anyway, I need to write a rom com about this. Again.
*Even the married couples tbh.
*Even the married couples tbh.
bro who dropped the ball in not telling me tATu got back together
brb gotta go eat my millennial teen lesbian feelings now
brb gotta go eat my millennial teen lesbian feelings now
a woman is eating a hamburger next to a bottle of ketchup
ALT: a woman is eating a hamburger next to a bottle of ketchup
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October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
bro who dropped the ball in not telling me tATu got back together
brb gotta go eat my millennial teen lesbian feelings now
brb gotta go eat my millennial teen lesbian feelings now
Flying out of portland last night. Got a good shot of the primary blast zone.
September 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Flying out of portland last night. Got a good shot of the primary blast zone.
I get to join the club of seeing mice in Vancouver Airport.
CANADA~ friend to all animals 😄
CANADA~ friend to all animals 😄
September 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I get to join the club of seeing mice in Vancouver Airport.
CANADA~ friend to all animals 😄
CANADA~ friend to all animals 😄
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Let me know if you are expecting to get raptured so I can feed your cats.
September 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Let me know if you are expecting to get raptured so I can feed your cats.
September 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Clara was an electric spiceweasel and I miss her dumb and crazy calico ass every day.
TOP TEN CAT BREEDS
1. Super Bingus
2. Tender Loaf
3. Crime Bean
4. Le Squishe
5. Load-bearing Tater
6. Royal Softling
7. Electric Spiceweasel
8. Pantaloosian
9. Tammy
10. Dinky Porch Pebble
1. Super Bingus
2. Tender Loaf
3. Crime Bean
4. Le Squishe
5. Load-bearing Tater
6. Royal Softling
7. Electric Spiceweasel
8. Pantaloosian
9. Tammy
10. Dinky Porch Pebble
September 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Clara was an electric spiceweasel and I miss her dumb and crazy calico ass every day.
I literally read through every comment and post I make on this site a dozen times because of the no editing.
I still end up with at least one really stupid typo every time. I'm now convinced the bsky server inserts it upon "Post."
I still end up with at least one really stupid typo every time. I'm now convinced the bsky server inserts it upon "Post."
September 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I literally read through every comment and post I make on this site a dozen times because of the no editing.
I still end up with at least one really stupid typo every time. I'm now convinced the bsky server inserts it upon "Post."
I still end up with at least one really stupid typo every time. I'm now convinced the bsky server inserts it upon "Post."
This week is a dumpster fire but at least Meiko Nakahara is now on Spotify.
September 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This week is a dumpster fire but at least Meiko Nakahara is now on Spotify.
I regret to inform everyone that, despite paying for it in my monthly rent all year, I never once got in the pool this summer. I still don't even have a swimsuit that fits my growing gut.
Woe. It is now actual summer weather. (75 and not humid.)
Woe. It is now actual summer weather. (75 and not humid.)
September 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I regret to inform everyone that, despite paying for it in my monthly rent all year, I never once got in the pool this summer. I still don't even have a swimsuit that fits my growing gut.
Woe. It is now actual summer weather. (75 and not humid.)
Woe. It is now actual summer weather. (75 and not humid.)
I've got one month of Peacock left before I send it bye-bye and I'm gonna spend it watching the best fever dream of my childhood.
GO DIXIE CUPS that woman didn't give birth to 11 songs and 1 daughter to not get fucked up on $5,000.
GO DIXIE CUPS that woman didn't give birth to 11 songs and 1 daughter to not get fucked up on $5,000.
August 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I've got one month of Peacock left before I send it bye-bye and I'm gonna spend it watching the best fever dream of my childhood.
GO DIXIE CUPS that woman didn't give birth to 11 songs and 1 daughter to not get fucked up on $5,000.
GO DIXIE CUPS that woman didn't give birth to 11 songs and 1 daughter to not get fucked up on $5,000.
lmao here we go
Japan Post just announced they will no longer deliver mail to the United States, joining Germany, Austria, Denmark, Italy, France, and Sweden.
August 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
lmao here we go
My 2020 #sapphicromance novel UNTIL WE BREAK is currently free for the next few days!
Wineries, secrets, and mail-order brides. 🔥LFG. ❤️🔥
#booksky #lesfic #sapphfic #romancelandia #romancebooks
Wineries, secrets, and mail-order brides. 🔥LFG. ❤️🔥
#booksky #lesfic #sapphfic #romancelandia #romancebooks
August 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My 2020 #sapphicromance novel UNTIL WE BREAK is currently free for the next few days!
Wineries, secrets, and mail-order brides. 🔥LFG. ❤️🔥
#booksky #lesfic #sapphfic #romancelandia #romancebooks
Wineries, secrets, and mail-order brides. 🔥LFG. ❤️🔥
#booksky #lesfic #sapphfic #romancelandia #romancebooks
My new #sapphicromance release, DOMMES IN PARIS, is currently FREE for the next couple of days!
This pair never slows down, wherever they go--and they never stop learning new things about each other. Including that. And THAT.
#sapphfic #booksky
This pair never slows down, wherever they go--and they never stop learning new things about each other. Including that. And THAT.
#sapphfic #booksky
August 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My new #sapphicromance release, DOMMES IN PARIS, is currently FREE for the next couple of days!
This pair never slows down, wherever they go--and they never stop learning new things about each other. Including that. And THAT.
#sapphfic #booksky
This pair never slows down, wherever they go--and they never stop learning new things about each other. Including that. And THAT.
#sapphfic #booksky
Not once, after a thousand workout videos and umpteen years of doing them, have I "enjoyed" one. Please stop asking me if I did at the end of the video. 😪
(We know why I'm here and it's not because I find this fun, hon.)
(We know why I'm here and it's not because I find this fun, hon.)
August 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Not once, after a thousand workout videos and umpteen years of doing them, have I "enjoyed" one. Please stop asking me if I did at the end of the video. 😪
(We know why I'm here and it's not because I find this fun, hon.)
(We know why I'm here and it's not because I find this fun, hon.)
Like I know I'm solidly entering my late 30s or whatever, but I've aged more this year than the whole past decade altogether.
August 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Like I know I'm solidly entering my late 30s or whatever, but I've aged more this year than the whole past decade altogether.
July 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Do you ever check out at Trade Joe's
And the nice, quiet middle-aged man behind the register
Is named JOE
And you just fangirl a bit.
#isthisaccidentalpoetry?
And the nice, quiet middle-aged man behind the register
Is named JOE
And you just fangirl a bit.
#isthisaccidentalpoetry?
July 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Do you ever check out at Trade Joe's
And the nice, quiet middle-aged man behind the register
Is named JOE
And you just fangirl a bit.
#isthisaccidentalpoetry?
And the nice, quiet middle-aged man behind the register
Is named JOE
And you just fangirl a bit.
#isthisaccidentalpoetry?
The first five chapters of my next fantasy release, CROSS//Prophet, can now be read for FREE on Patreon!
Someone best described this as "Harry Potter, but it's college. Also, instead of making friends with Ron, Harry lusts after bff Draco and Draco digs it.'"
#booksky #mm #fantasybooks #patreon
Someone best described this as "Harry Potter, but it's college. Also, instead of making friends with Ron, Harry lusts after bff Draco and Draco digs it.'"
#booksky #mm #fantasybooks #patreon
July 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The first five chapters of my next fantasy release, CROSS//Prophet, can now be read for FREE on Patreon!
Someone best described this as "Harry Potter, but it's college. Also, instead of making friends with Ron, Harry lusts after bff Draco and Draco digs it.'"
#booksky #mm #fantasybooks #patreon
Someone best described this as "Harry Potter, but it's college. Also, instead of making friends with Ron, Harry lusts after bff Draco and Draco digs it.'"
#booksky #mm #fantasybooks #patreon