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whatever does happen to horatio?
one must imagine macky happy.
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mom from footloose was never wrong about anything though i love her
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Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
i can’t with the rando ass feminist commentary in wednesday. okay, we get it.
December 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
EUGUENE FROM WEDNESDAY IS SO CUTIE NOTHING BETTER HAPPEN TO HIM!!!!
December 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I owe khan academy my life
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
if anything happened to my laptop…. god help you all
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
sometimes it’s just a girl and her water bottle against the world
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
can’t believe it’s been a year since i got bsky
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
help school is so hard
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
checking my teams messages to make sure i said something normal and didn’t cuss out my teacher
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
sometimes i feel like even romance novels hate women
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
maybe im a bad person but I cannot discuss a test after I took it. what good would it do me to know how many questions I got wrong? ill find out in due time
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
this whole eight hours of sleep thing is actually pretty great?
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
they said my arm was healed but I just did a handstand and my arm feels jammed
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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i ALSO eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 cubans who are trained to kill me
January 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
bleached every high contact surface i have
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
my friend gave me a ginger chew and my stomach is in shambles.... I think I was given drugs
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I have decided that my side profile is absolutely none of my business
October 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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what will it take for me to do my homework. being held a gunpoint?
October 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Those who aren't terrified by the authoritarianism are either the perps or they aren't paying attention.
October 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
BRING BACK IPODS
October 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
imagine being alive in the 60s
October 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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mom said it’s my turn on the White House bulldozer
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
concurring opinions that split the majority:
October 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Burying some 12-foot skeletons in my garden just to fuck with future archaeologists.
October 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM