Paulie Paul
@heypauliepaul.bsky.social
doing my best. KC metro. i love music and geeky things.
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Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
Yes this is my first quote repost with this new account because by god this is still making me laugh 2 months later
The Inbox of the Beast. And now I feel obligated to maintain it.
May 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The Inbox of the Beast. And now I feel obligated to maintain it.
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fomo needs to be replaced by love of missing out if we are to regain our cool
February 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
fomo needs to be replaced by love of missing out if we are to regain our cool
Duolingo español is weirdly obsessed with fish burgers
February 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Duolingo español is weirdly obsessed with fish burgers
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an administration consisting entirely of guys who think Skyler White was a bitch and Walt was real cool
February 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
an administration consisting entirely of guys who think Skyler White was a bitch and Walt was real cool
It's officially "take a shower tonight coz it's going to be too damn cold in the morning" weather
February 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It's officially "take a shower tonight coz it's going to be too damn cold in the morning" weather
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Making a list of things you can mong:
Cheese
Fish
War
Iron
Gossip
Scandle
War
Doom
Sex
Coster
Things of this nature!!!
Cheese
Fish
War
Iron
Gossip
Scandle
War
Doom
Sex
Coster
Things of this nature!!!
February 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Making a list of things you can mong:
Cheese
Fish
War
Iron
Gossip
Scandle
War
Doom
Sex
Coster
Things of this nature!!!
Cheese
Fish
War
Iron
Gossip
Scandle
War
Doom
Sex
Coster
Things of this nature!!!
overly and irrationally proud of having successfully folded a fitted sheet for the first time ever, so I'm going to admire it for at least a day before it goes into the closet
February 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
overly and irrationally proud of having successfully folded a fitted sheet for the first time ever, so I'm going to admire it for at least a day before it goes into the closet
Spring is around the corner
February 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Spring is around the corner
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I don't know who needs to hear this but thirty years down the line there are still very, very few bands who go as hard as the Dazzling Killmen
November 12, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this but thirty years down the line there are still very, very few bands who go as hard as the Dazzling Killmen
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I rely on engagement with the public for the business, I own with my partner. (She runs it. I’m her emotional support, GenX,record-store, Slacker, dude shop boy) It’s called Planet Queen Records & Vintage. In Independence MO, on the square. Try to like this post and spread this around. #PlanetQueen
November 14, 2024 at 5:30 AM
I rely on engagement with the public for the business, I own with my partner. (She runs it. I’m her emotional support, GenX,record-store, Slacker, dude shop boy) It’s called Planet Queen Records & Vintage. In Independence MO, on the square. Try to like this post and spread this around. #PlanetQueen
Yes this is my first quote repost with this new account because by god this is still making me laugh 2 months later
Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
February 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Yes this is my first quote repost with this new account because by god this is still making me laugh 2 months later