Murph
@heymurphey.bsky.social
I couldn’t remember how to spell Macaulay Culkin’s name so I just called him Brenda Song’s husband
December 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I couldn’t remember how to spell Macaulay Culkin’s name so I just called him Brenda Song’s husband
semiwork pls give me a spiral staircase. it’s for stunts
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November 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I’m not crying ur crying (im crying)
October 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I’m not crying ur crying (im crying)
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siri, please google: what do when sadness fully envelopes heart
October 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
siri, please google: what do when sadness fully envelopes heart
y’all think Kendrick Lamar would ever narrate an audiobook?
October 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
y’all think Kendrick Lamar would ever narrate an audiobook?
Ben Starr would’ve been a guest on My Dad Wrote a Porno if that podcast was still going on, I know it in my heart and I wish we lived in that timeline
October 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Ben Starr would’ve been a guest on My Dad Wrote a Porno if that podcast was still going on, I know it in my heart and I wish we lived in that timeline
has a rapper ever sampled foggy mountain breakdown
September 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
has a rapper ever sampled foggy mountain breakdown
u know what would be a good repo level? a theme park!! clowntown usa? u can have that name, repo devs @semiwork.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
u know what would be a good repo level? a theme park!! clowntown usa? u can have that name, repo devs @semiwork.bsky.social
I really want a journal that looks like the “How To Be More Like Kendrick For Dummies” book in the Squabble Up music video, and there’s one on Etsy but instead of “For Dummies” it says “The Journal” like noooo I want it the other way ☹️
September 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I really want a journal that looks like the “How To Be More Like Kendrick For Dummies” book in the Squabble Up music video, and there’s one on Etsy but instead of “For Dummies” it says “The Journal” like noooo I want it the other way ☹️
do you think nardwuar will ever take on a squire, like a knight
August 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
do you think nardwuar will ever take on a squire, like a knight
Truly almost cried when I opened Spotify and saw a new Ezra Bell song 🥲
August 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Truly almost cried when I opened Spotify and saw a new Ezra Bell song 🥲
anyone know if the consummate professional achievement for Date Everything is still bugged 🥺👉👈
August 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
anyone know if the consummate professional achievement for Date Everything is still bugged 🥺👉👈
Aw I wish getting the pizza from Freddy before talking to Bathsheba would let me give it to her 😔
July 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Aw I wish getting the pizza from Freddy before talking to Bathsheba would let me give it to her 😔
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i need a dumb job for dumb bitches
none of this smart girl shit
none of this smart girl shit
July 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i need a dumb job for dumb bitches
none of this smart girl shit
none of this smart girl shit
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I do legit forget that I'm an adult sometimes.
Kinda sad sometimes.
I still wanna think about what I want to be when I grow up.
Kinda sad sometimes.
I still wanna think about what I want to be when I grow up.
July 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I do legit forget that I'm an adult sometimes.
Kinda sad sometimes.
I still wanna think about what I want to be when I grow up.
Kinda sad sometimes.
I still wanna think about what I want to be when I grow up.
Trying to manifest Jeremy-Culhane-Spinning-A-Big-Wheel levels of excitement in my everyday life
July 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Trying to manifest Jeremy-Culhane-Spinning-A-Big-Wheel levels of excitement in my everyday life
does Ben Starr narrate any audiobooks? I’d like him to read absolutely everything to me
July 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
does Ben Starr narrate any audiobooks? I’d like him to read absolutely everything to me
hey @raynarvaezjr.sucks do you think you’ll play “date everything” to get the achievements??
July 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
hey @raynarvaezjr.sucks do you think you’ll play “date everything” to get the achievements??
unfortunately there’s a limit to the siren’s rest umbilical. It started despawning before I could finish my very good knots :(
June 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
unfortunately there’s a limit to the siren’s rest umbilical. It started despawning before I could finish my very good knots :(
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I wish blue prince had separate Xbox achievements for the console and pc versions
May 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I wish blue prince had separate Xbox achievements for the console and pc versions
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Today we celebrate Him
April 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Today we celebrate Him
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uhh i think you guys are gonna want to see this (i try to swing the monitor around but it's not on a swivel and it snaps off its base and clatters onto the floor)
March 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
uhh i think you guys are gonna want to see this (i try to swing the monitor around but it's not on a swivel and it snaps off its base and clatters onto the floor)