HeyItsBen
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Sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit. 29. He/Him.
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YOU - That's sad.
LIMBIC SYSTEM - Yes, it is. And you drowned in that sadness a long time ago.
YOU - What do you mean, “drowned”?
LIMBIC SYSTEM - You lost.
LIMBIC SYSTEM - Yes, it is. And you drowned in that sadness a long time ago.
YOU - What do you mean, “drowned”?
LIMBIC SYSTEM - You lost.
February 14, 2026 at 10:40 AM
YOU - That's sad.
LIMBIC SYSTEM - Yes, it is. And you drowned in that sadness a long time ago.
YOU - What do you mean, “drowned”?
LIMBIC SYSTEM - You lost.
LIMBIC SYSTEM - Yes, it is. And you drowned in that sadness a long time ago.
YOU - What do you mean, “drowned”?
LIMBIC SYSTEM - You lost.
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WELCOME TO 96.9, THE RAVEN
[EXPLOSION SFX]
WHERE IT'S NOTHING BUT NUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
[AUSTIN POWERS "YEAH, BABY"]
NUMBERS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
[JURASSIC PARK "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT"]
GET IN TO THE MIX
[HOMER SIMPSON "WOO HOO"]
STARTING *NOW*
1... 2... 3... 4...
5...
[EXPLOSION SFX]
WHERE IT'S NOTHING BUT NUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
[AUSTIN POWERS "YEAH, BABY"]
NUMBERS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
[JURASSIC PARK "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT"]
GET IN TO THE MIX
[HOMER SIMPSON "WOO HOO"]
STARTING *NOW*
1... 2... 3... 4...
5...
February 8, 2026 at 4:52 AM
WELCOME TO 96.9, THE RAVEN
[EXPLOSION SFX]
WHERE IT'S NOTHING BUT NUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
[AUSTIN POWERS "YEAH, BABY"]
NUMBERS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
[JURASSIC PARK "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT"]
GET IN TO THE MIX
[HOMER SIMPSON "WOO HOO"]
STARTING *NOW*
1... 2... 3... 4...
5...
[EXPLOSION SFX]
WHERE IT'S NOTHING BUT NUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
[AUSTIN POWERS "YEAH, BABY"]
NUMBERS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
[JURASSIC PARK "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT"]
GET IN TO THE MIX
[HOMER SIMPSON "WOO HOO"]
STARTING *NOW*
1... 2... 3... 4...
5...
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Still enjoy this one
November 16, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Still enjoy this one
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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I have no boughs and I must deck
December 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I have no boughs and I must deck
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This is incredible.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is incredible.
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
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Frank Sinatra’s first draft
I'm Doing Masturbation My Way
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Frank Sinatra’s first draft
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thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game
September 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game
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RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
September 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
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a message to uma musume players
July 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
a message to uma musume players
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I Sentence You, JOI, To Masturbation!
June 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I Sentence You, JOI, To Masturbation!
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Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead
May 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead
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Working on an adaptation of The Secret Garden as a TV procedural. Every week Mary gets shipped off to a new country estate and has to tangle with a new cruel governess, rehabilitate a new sickly cousin, etc. — we stick to the formula cause it works. I think we could get six or seven good seasons.
April 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Working on an adaptation of The Secret Garden as a TV procedural. Every week Mary gets shipped off to a new country estate and has to tangle with a new cruel governess, rehabilitate a new sickly cousin, etc. — we stick to the formula cause it works. I think we could get six or seven good seasons.
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Pop Culture Warrior Retvrn Guy but for weird b-movies. You couldn't even make A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell in these days and age and that says everything
April 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Pop Culture Warrior Retvrn Guy but for weird b-movies. You couldn't even make A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell in these days and age and that says everything
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Deleted the other one so guess this is it
November 15, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Deleted the other one so guess this is it
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This site won't be good until we get Kevin Durant on here
July 4, 2023 at 10:20 PM
This site won't be good until we get Kevin Durant on here
As my first post, here’s a picture of Stuart Broad at the cricket in Nottingham. There was a middle aged guy behind us explaining cricket to a coworker in a very flat, monotone voice and my parents hated it but I found it very soothing lol
August 19, 2023 at 7:31 AM
As my first post, here’s a picture of Stuart Broad at the cricket in Nottingham. There was a middle aged guy behind us explaining cricket to a coworker in a very flat, monotone voice and my parents hated it but I found it very soothing lol