this class has been so uninspiring that I've started to become my worst nightmare: apathetic
April 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
this class has been so uninspiring that I've started to become my worst nightmare: apathetic
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling over the exact definition of a concentration camp was a sign of a healthy society. “Studies of the past tell us that nitpicking the particular semantics […]
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April 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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Someone just told me that every day is a gift filled with pleasant surprises and I hissed at them.
April 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Someone just told me that every day is a gift filled with pleasant surprises and I hissed at them.
this just in: josie is a Shrek fan
April 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
this just in: josie is a Shrek fan
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Honestly, me too.
April 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Honestly, me too.
gods I forgot how much I enjoyed taz: commitment. Kardala is everything to me.
April 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
gods I forgot how much I enjoyed taz: commitment. Kardala is everything to me.
I get to read 36 essays on animal farm tomorrow so there's that I guess
April 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I get to read 36 essays on animal farm tomorrow so there's that I guess
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standard writing advice: “write what you know” “delete words like ‘that’” “kill your darlings”
my writing advice: you must be the Phil Collins writing the Tarzan soundtrack of your own life
my writing advice: you must be the Phil Collins writing the Tarzan soundtrack of your own life
March 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
standard writing advice: “write what you know” “delete words like ‘that’” “kill your darlings”
my writing advice: you must be the Phil Collins writing the Tarzan soundtrack of your own life
my writing advice: you must be the Phil Collins writing the Tarzan soundtrack of your own life
kinda bonkers that a year ago today I packed the car i no longer have with all my stuff and all my animals and set out for massachusetts
March 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
kinda bonkers that a year ago today I packed the car i no longer have with all my stuff and all my animals and set out for massachusetts
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maybe what I really need is another masters degree
March 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
maybe what I really need is another masters degree
NEVER in my life did I think I'd say this but...
The 9th graders might be my favorite
The 9th graders might be my favorite
March 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
NEVER in my life did I think I'd say this but...
The 9th graders might be my favorite
The 9th graders might be my favorite
carvana saying they want my car while my car is currently being appraised for total loss will one day be hilarious but tonight it's just fucked
March 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
carvana saying they want my car while my car is currently being appraised for total loss will one day be hilarious but tonight it's just fucked
Oof Wednesdays are hard "get out of bed days" even when I like my job ig
March 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Oof Wednesdays are hard "get out of bed days" even when I like my job ig
after 2 full weeks, my insurance finally approved my birth control prescription
a cartoon character with the words after all these years on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character with the words after all these years on the bottom
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March 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
after 2 full weeks, my insurance finally approved my birth control prescription
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Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now
March 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now
Today was the first day I didn't go to lunch with my coworkers since starting this long term sub job. I instead spent it shoveling copious amounts of pasta in my mouth and returning a phone call to the insurance company of the lady who ruined my weekend
March 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Today was the first day I didn't go to lunch with my coworkers since starting this long term sub job. I instead spent it shoveling copious amounts of pasta in my mouth and returning a phone call to the insurance company of the lady who ruined my weekend
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Eating cheese everyday makes the bad thoughts go away.
March 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Eating cheese everyday makes the bad thoughts go away.
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March 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
it'd be cool if we lived in a society where I didn't have to choose between using my paycheck to pay rent or my car payment or groceries because I can't afford more than one
March 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
it'd be cool if we lived in a society where I didn't have to choose between using my paycheck to pay rent or my car payment or groceries because I can't afford more than one
◇currently reading: what strange paradise-Omar al akkad; the stranger-Albert Camus
◇currently watching: gravity falls, the punisher, daredevil born again
◇currently playing: swtor, civ6
◇currently watching: gravity falls, the punisher, daredevil born again
◇currently playing: swtor, civ6
March 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
◇currently reading: what strange paradise-Omar al akkad; the stranger-Albert Camus
◇currently watching: gravity falls, the punisher, daredevil born again
◇currently playing: swtor, civ6
◇currently watching: gravity falls, the punisher, daredevil born again
◇currently playing: swtor, civ6
ok but gravity falls is actually a show about trauma, resilience, and coping and in this essay I will
March 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
ok but gravity falls is actually a show about trauma, resilience, and coping and in this essay I will
I can't wait to get used to this routine and do all my prep in contract hours so I can have a life* again
*life here refers to working endlessly on the same project I've been working on since 2017
*life here refers to working endlessly on the same project I've been working on since 2017
March 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I can't wait to get used to this routine and do all my prep in contract hours so I can have a life* again
*life here refers to working endlessly on the same project I've been working on since 2017
*life here refers to working endlessly on the same project I've been working on since 2017
oof these children tested tf out of me today
March 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
oof these children tested tf out of me today
can my father stop talking about urine
March 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
can my father stop talking about urine
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“Sorry boss I can’t come in tomorrow. I didn’t get enough quality time with my dog this weekend.”
March 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“Sorry boss I can’t come in tomorrow. I didn’t get enough quality time with my dog this weekend.”