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reader gamer dog person house cat
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This one goes CRAZY
October 6, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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So I figure most of you here haven't seen this yet? #pixelart #art
October 19, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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avril lavigne’s debut album WAS a cultural reset
October 1, 2023 at 2:17 AM
"rhythmic, nervous" mm yeah....like a shaking Chihuahua
September 26, 2023 at 2:41 PM
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i will do almost anything im not allowed to
September 26, 2023 at 2:00 PM
the daylist is complete bullshit
September 26, 2023 at 2:31 PM
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AI will not destroy jobs, it will actually create jobs. For every AI you have to assign 2 guys to monitor it because it's stupid and sucks ass
September 22, 2023 at 6:24 PM
*nightvale ad break voice*
Attention fellow bisexuals: today is Bisexual Visibility Day. Please remember we are *visible* today. The usual Saturday Night Heists are *postponed.* Do not report to your usual stations!!!

Our powers will be restored at midnight local time. Thank you for your attention.
September 23, 2023 at 2:49 PM
who are you now,
who were you then?
that you thought somehow
you could just pretend
that you could figure it all out
the mathematics of regret
it takes two beers to remember now
and five to forget
that i loved you so

yeah, i loved you, so what
What’s a song lyric that destroys you every time?
September 22, 2023 at 6:52 PM
@lucysuddenly.bsky.social just realized there's no DM's on bluesky so i guess i have to ask publicly on the timeline how come you havent posted any hole yet
September 22, 2023 at 6:46 PM
i love getting kicked in the face by a mustard
September 22, 2023 at 6:40 PM
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JULIET: I will kiss thy lips; haply some poison yet doth hang on them!

*kiss*

ROMEO: (throwing his voice) Maybe there's poison on his dong?
September 19, 2023 at 8:35 PM
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hey guys check this out
September 19, 2023 at 6:01 PM
*dropped some ham on the ground
*accidentally stepped on it
thought 1: uhg, stepped on ham
thought 2: i'm doing a ham stand
September 19, 2023 at 5:05 PM
putting ads over pause screens produces some of the weirdest ass vibes
September 11, 2023 at 3:17 AM
I really think a bend it like beckham queer remake should have happened already. it's kind of wild that it hasn't
August 27, 2023 at 12:26 AM
I wasn't sure where to put this thought, might as well go here...it was weird to learn that being impeached means functionally nothing. literally what was the point
August 18, 2023 at 3:59 PM