Conor
@hey-cj.bsky.social
Minneapolis • Software engineer • he/him • Happily married 🏳️🌈
Occasionally NSFW
Occasionally NSFW
happy hump day, I’m wondering what my ass would look like if I played hockey for absolutely no reason whatsoever
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
happy hump day, I’m wondering what my ass would look like if I played hockey for absolutely no reason whatsoever
christmas tree = acquired 🤌
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
christmas tree = acquired 🤌
got home after an 11-hour drive and some kind soul had already shoveled our sidewalk and front porch 🥹
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
got home after an 11-hour drive and some kind soul had already shoveled our sidewalk and front porch 🥹
I looove being the passenger princess tbh
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I looove being the passenger princess tbh
save me, gas station coffee!
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
save me, gas station coffee!
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Entire timeline is united around gay butts on tv and I think that’s beautiful.
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Entire timeline is united around gay butts on tv and I think that’s beautiful.
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
33 next month 😵💫
33 next month 😵💫
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
33 next month 😵💫
33 next month 😵💫
I’ve never had ass envy like I did watching that first episode of heated rivalry
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’ve never had ass envy like I did watching that first episode of heated rivalry
🚨 ALL THE THE MEN AT THE ONE “GAY BAR” IN OMAHA, NE ARE STRAIGHT! SAVE YOUR COIN!! 🚨
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
🚨 ALL THE THE MEN AT THE ONE “GAY BAR” IN OMAHA, NE ARE STRAIGHT! SAVE YOUR COIN!! 🚨
might take some hotel n*des later 👀
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
might take some hotel n*des later 👀
but do NOT get it twisted! I fucking love snow and I’ve been waiting patiently this year for it so this is, overall, a happy event
got off the waitlist for pilates but it’s at 6:30 am and it’s about to snow all night 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
but do NOT get it twisted! I fucking love snow and I’ve been waiting patiently this year for it so this is, overall, a happy event
got off the waitlist for pilates but it’s at 6:30 am and it’s about to snow all night 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
got off the waitlist for pilates but it’s at 6:30 am and it’s about to snow all night 🥲
snow in tonight’s forecast thank god 😩
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
snow in tonight’s forecast thank god 😩
kind of just want to read and play video games all day 😮💨
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
kind of just want to read and play video games all day 😮💨
should I buy a $1600 mini fridge?
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
should I buy a $1600 mini fridge?
another day another dollar or whatever they say
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
another day another dollar or whatever they say
damn i’ve really walked more than 28 miles in the past week 😮💨
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
damn i’ve really walked more than 28 miles in the past week 😮💨
these bitches don’t know I have leftover lasagna soup in my fridge
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
these bitches don’t know I have leftover lasagna soup in my fridge
doubling my HSA contributions next year because I’m sick and tired!!
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
doubling my HSA contributions next year because I’m sick and tired!!
missed my bluesky anniversary by a couple days, i can’t believe i’ve only been on this app for a year 😵💫
Hi, Bluesky, I’m new here!
Please help me decide if I should aim for being funny or hot on this app, thanks!!
Please help me decide if I should aim for being funny or hot on this app, thanks!!
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
missed my bluesky anniversary by a couple days, i can’t believe i’ve only been on this app for a year 😵💫
wishing I was still at the pool but at least it’s already hump day 🤪
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
wishing I was still at the pool but at least it’s already hump day 🤪