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Conor
@hey-cj.bsky.social
Minneapolis • Software engineer • he/him • Happily married 🏳️‍🌈

Occasionally NSFW
DON’T judge my workout, I’m just a baby 🥺
February 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
push day 😤

oh and finally joined hevy btw hevy.com/workout/W0Jg...
February 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
wait now I want one of those ipods 😭
February 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
all I’ve ever wanted tbh
February 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I cleaned out the oven for gods sake
February 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
you’re gay??
February 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
did a lot of housework today so I’m rewarding myself with a sweet treat*

(*a rye manhattan)
February 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
pilates kinda paying off I think 🙂‍↕️
January 31, 2026 at 7:29 PM
a hip thrust moan
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 PM
accidentally let out a moan while doing hip thrusts at the gym
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 PM
okay i’m back
January 30, 2026 at 3:29 AM
thanks to everyone who’s checked in on me, i’m angry and sad but ultimately safe — just trying to protect my peace and be a good neighbor

be well and take care of yourselves 💗
January 23, 2026 at 8:27 PM
just hopping on to say hello — i've been on a break from socials that will probably continue for a while.

I don’t really post like this normally but… 2026 has been off to a pretty terrible start, between some personal events and ICE’s occupation in minneapolis.
January 23, 2026 at 8:27 PM
lol, oop!!
January 6, 2026 at 8:01 PM
angle* there’s only one 🥲
January 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
no promises but I’ll do my best
January 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
thanks bb 🥹
January 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
oh!!
January 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
wrote some actual code today please clap
January 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
😮‍💨😮‍💨
January 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
back to your regularly scheduled programming
January 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
red eye flight, send nudes
January 4, 2026 at 7:00 AM
trulyyyy
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 AM
not ready to fly home but I *am* ready for routine and feel very grateful for having spent a week in paradise with my besties
January 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM