Nolan
@mspnoodle.bsky.social
I meant gay as in stupid and bad. Chronically online. Occasionally nsfw. Married. Mpls.
Flying home from Palm Springs to frigid Minneapolis today I’m gonna end it all
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Flying home from Palm Springs to frigid Minneapolis today I’m gonna end it all
Sabalenka your days are numbered.
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Sabalenka your days are numbered.
Leaving for Palm Springs today 😌
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Leaving for Palm Springs today 😌
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drag race girls before all stars:
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
drag race girls before all stars:
Need a new gym hat. Send recs. Keep in mind I have a very small head and most hats do NOT fit me. Please help.
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Need a new gym hat. Send recs. Keep in mind I have a very small head and most hats do NOT fit me. Please help.
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OK PACK IT UP AND BRING IT OUT THE CHRISTMAS TREE
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
OK PACK IT UP AND BRING IT OUT THE CHRISTMAS TREE
Arms looked big here idk
Anyway good morning* bbs
*This pic is from 8 PM a couple days ago. I do not work out in the morning and I never will. 😘
Anyway good morning* bbs
*This pic is from 8 PM a couple days ago. I do not work out in the morning and I never will. 😘
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Arms looked big here idk
Anyway good morning* bbs
*This pic is from 8 PM a couple days ago. I do not work out in the morning and I never will. 😘
Anyway good morning* bbs
*This pic is from 8 PM a couple days ago. I do not work out in the morning and I never will. 😘
To the twink with the fat ass walking around at the gym: STOP!!!!! 🛑
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
To the twink with the fat ass walking around at the gym: STOP!!!!! 🛑
Shocked and alarmed to discover I shall not be in the inaugural class of my college’s Performing Arts Hall of Fame???????? Should there not be a place reserved up front for those following the time-honored tradition of getting a degree in the Performing Arts and then pivoting to Real Estate????
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Shocked and alarmed to discover I shall not be in the inaugural class of my college’s Performing Arts Hall of Fame???????? Should there not be a place reserved up front for those following the time-honored tradition of getting a degree in the Performing Arts and then pivoting to Real Estate????
Random guy asked me to spot him on bench press at the gym today.
October 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Random guy asked me to spot him on bench press at the gym today.
They stole the jewels from the Louvre btw.
October 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They stole the jewels from the Louvre btw.
Fuck it getting stoned and watching The Help idk.
October 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Fuck it getting stoned and watching The Help idk.
Threw my back out like two weeks ago and I thought I was on the mend so I went out with the girls last night but now it hurts so bad today I can barely move?
October 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Threw my back out like two weeks ago and I thought I was on the mend so I went out with the girls last night but now it hurts so bad today I can barely move?
New gym crush acquired 🤤🤤
October 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
New gym crush acquired 🤤🤤
Country boys make do, btw. 😤
October 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Country boys make do, btw. 😤
Renee Rapp is a rockstar. Lesbians are so powerful.
October 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Renee Rapp is a rockstar. Lesbians are so powerful.
At the Renee Rapp concert. I’ve never seen so many lesbians in my life. Love this for them.
October 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
At the Renee Rapp concert. I’ve never seen so many lesbians in my life. Love this for them.
2nd Anniversary married to the loml. Love you, Pookie. @hey-cj.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
2nd Anniversary married to the loml. Love you, Pookie. @hey-cj.bsky.social
Almost missed the first day of Jocktober. My sincerest apologies. Please accept this late submission.
October 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Almost missed the first day of Jocktober. My sincerest apologies. Please accept this late submission.
This weather is bullshit I wanna wear a SWEATER!!!!!!!
October 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This weather is bullshit I wanna wear a SWEATER!!!!!!!
If I get raptured tomorrow I’m gonna be so embarrassedddd like wait have I been a loser this whole time????
September 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If I get raptured tomorrow I’m gonna be so embarrassedddd like wait have I been a loser this whole time????
Returning from my bluskie hiatus to say Martha Stewart can eat my ass!!
September 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Returning from my bluskie hiatus to say Martha Stewart can eat my ass!!
Hello and also goodbye to my beautiful lil bloomfies. Daddy needs to reset and stop doomscrolling for a bit. Kisses. 😘
August 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hello and also goodbye to my beautiful lil bloomfies. Daddy needs to reset and stop doomscrolling for a bit. Kisses. 😘
