Nolan
@mspnoodle.bsky.social
I meant gay as in stupid and bad. Chronically online. Occasionally nsfw. Married. Mpls.
What if I start using Hevy?
January 18, 2026 at 3:38 PM
What if I start using Hevy?
Very Obama Era of me but I’ve been rewatching Schitt’s Creek and I know it’s passé to say but god damn this show is so good! We didn’t know how good we had it!
January 10, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Very Obama Era of me but I’ve been rewatching Schitt’s Creek and I know it’s passé to say but god damn this show is so good! We didn’t know how good we had it!
I’m in Hawaii, btw. 😤
December 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I’m in Hawaii, btw. 😤
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hudson williams u are so gorgeous and i need u so bad xx
December 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
hudson williams u are so gorgeous and i need u so bad xx
Husband informed me I spent the whole night grinding my teeth in my sleep for the second night in a row. 😅🙃
December 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Husband informed me I spent the whole night grinding my teeth in my sleep for the second night in a row. 😅🙃
Damn bitch I am FUCKED up 😭😭
December 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Damn bitch I am FUCKED up 😭😭
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The amount of food I’ve consumed today could sustain a small village for a week.
December 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The amount of food I’ve consumed today could sustain a small village for a week.
Schitts Creek season 3 so good!!
December 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Schitts Creek season 3 so good!!
God damn gay hockey porn show got me fucked up 😭😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
God damn gay hockey porn show got me fucked up 😭😭😭😭
Annie Murphy should have like 4 Emmys for Schitts Creek idk.
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Annie Murphy should have like 4 Emmys for Schitts Creek idk.
And who the fuck is Mandolin?
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
And who the fuck is Mandolin?
If y’all need your presents wrapped Nolan’s Gift Shop is open TODAY for 24 hours only!!
December 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If y’all need your presents wrapped Nolan’s Gift Shop is open TODAY for 24 hours only!!
She was everything to me. 😭😍
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
She was everything to me. 😭😍
Uh oh thinking about getting a perm teehee
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Uh oh thinking about getting a perm teehee
Thinking about Blue Ivy Carter.
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Thinking about Blue Ivy Carter.
Would CRUSH a Bloody Mary right now
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Would CRUSH a Bloody Mary right now
No sunday scaries here. 🥰
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
No sunday scaries here. 🥰
Would die for her btw
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Would die for her btw
FINALLY saw Wake Up Dead Man. God damn it Rian Johnson you bastard you’ve done it again!!!!!! My KING!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
FINALLY saw Wake Up Dead Man. God damn it Rian Johnson you bastard you’ve done it again!!!!!! My KING!!!!
Might have to go live on insta or something to do a storytime about the restaurant experience we’re having right now lmao I’m losing my mind.
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Might have to go live on insta or something to do a storytime about the restaurant experience we’re having right now lmao I’m losing my mind.
House fires are no laughing matter!! Make sure your tree has plenty of water at all times!
just walked in to see my husband “checking the tree’s water level” 🤤
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
House fires are no laughing matter!! Make sure your tree has plenty of water at all times!
If im Carol in Pluribus I think I’m dialing 0 and I’m just like hey can Andrew Garfield come over and fuck me? Idk why she’s having such a hard time with this.
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If im Carol in Pluribus I think I’m dialing 0 and I’m just like hey can Andrew Garfield come over and fuck me? Idk why she’s having such a hard time with this.