Nolan
@mspnoodle.bsky.social
I meant gay as in stupid and bad. Chronically online. Occasionally nsfw. Married. Mpls.
Husband went to the gym this morning and then stopped and got me a bagel sandwich before he came home.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Husband went to the gym this morning and then stopped and got me a bagel sandwich before he came home.
Thank you Palm Springs, you’re too good to me. ☀️🏝️💙
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Thank you Palm Springs, you’re too good to me. ☀️🏝️💙
Flying home from Palm Springs to frigid Minneapolis today I’m gonna end it all
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Flying home from Palm Springs to frigid Minneapolis today I’m gonna end it all
Sabalenka your days are numbered.
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Sabalenka your days are numbered.
Leaving for Palm Springs today 😌
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Leaving for Palm Springs today 😌
Need a new gym hat. Send recs. Keep in mind I have a very small head and most hats do NOT fit me. Please help.
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Need a new gym hat. Send recs. Keep in mind I have a very small head and most hats do NOT fit me. Please help.
Arms looked big here idk
Anyway good morning* bbs
*This pic is from 8 PM a couple days ago. I do not work out in the morning and I never will. 😘
Anyway good morning* bbs
*This pic is from 8 PM a couple days ago. I do not work out in the morning and I never will. 😘
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Arms looked big here idk
Anyway good morning* bbs
*This pic is from 8 PM a couple days ago. I do not work out in the morning and I never will. 😘
Anyway good morning* bbs
*This pic is from 8 PM a couple days ago. I do not work out in the morning and I never will. 😘
Random guy asked me to spot him on bench press at the gym today.
October 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Random guy asked me to spot him on bench press at the gym today.
They stole the jewels from the Louvre btw.
October 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They stole the jewels from the Louvre btw.
Threw my back out like two weeks ago and I thought I was on the mend so I went out with the girls last night but now it hurts so bad today I can barely move?
October 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Threw my back out like two weeks ago and I thought I was on the mend so I went out with the girls last night but now it hurts so bad today I can barely move?
Country boys make do, btw. 😤
October 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Country boys make do, btw. 😤
2nd Anniversary married to the loml. Love you, Pookie. @hey-cj.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
2nd Anniversary married to the loml. Love you, Pookie. @hey-cj.bsky.social
Almost missed the first day of Jocktober. My sincerest apologies. Please accept this late submission.
October 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Almost missed the first day of Jocktober. My sincerest apologies. Please accept this late submission.
Returning from my bluskie hiatus to say Martha Stewart can eat my ass!!
September 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Returning from my bluskie hiatus to say Martha Stewart can eat my ass!!
Hello and also goodbye to my beautiful lil bloomfies. Daddy needs to reset and stop doomscrolling for a bit. Kisses. 😘
August 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hello and also goodbye to my beautiful lil bloomfies. Daddy needs to reset and stop doomscrolling for a bit. Kisses. 😘
Just watched some clips of Glee performances and why am I sobbing after seeing Don’t Stop in the pilot? Just in case anyone was wondering where I’m at emotionally.
July 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Just watched some clips of Glee performances and why am I sobbing after seeing Don’t Stop in the pilot? Just in case anyone was wondering where I’m at emotionally.
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
Duh.
Duh.
July 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
Duh.
Duh.
