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Conor
@hey-cj.bsky.social
Minneapolis • Software engineer • he/him • Happily married 🏳️‍🌈

Occasionally NSFW
she’s perfect ✨
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
happy hump day, I’m wondering what my ass would look like if I played hockey for absolutely no reason whatsoever
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
GAY!
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
please
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I looove being the passenger princess tbh
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
well, yes
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨

33 next month 😵‍💫
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
gobble gobble 😜
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
kind of just want to read and play video games all day 😮‍💨
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
another day another dollar or whatever they say
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
hey hi hello
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
wishing I was still at the pool but at least it’s already hump day 🤪
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
okay fine one more pool day
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
couldn’t ask for anything more tbh
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
skipped the gym all week so i’m really counting on tomorrow’s (1) pilates class to whip me into shape before my trip
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
happy hump day feat. blue briefs to celebrate last night’s blue wave 🌊
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
✅ civic duty
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
could honestly spend all day in bed 💤
November 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
so there’s thing called walking down to the neighborhood bar to meet a friend after work on a crisp fall evening
October 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
haven’t celebrated hump day in a minute
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
BOOSTED, baby!!
October 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
we love a cool & rainy fall morning 🙂‍↕️
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
gm pookies
October 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
well I changed my mind
October 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
y’all convinced me 😌
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM