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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

Brett Kavanaugh: yall don’t get it, you can use multiple slurp juices to invalidate a single amendment

thanks to my simple rule “just call people whatever pronoun they want who cares” i spend less time thinking about gender issues than 95% of the population. with my free time i imagine cool battles

@bsky.team Hey guys can you add a new button to Bluesky called the Peggle Nights button and have it open Peggle Nights? If not that's okay I just think it'd be an interesting twist on the formula. Would love to hear from you

visited philadelphia for a work thing (from the california bay area). before i left i had assumed philly was simply a land of beer, sandwiches, and football nerds. happy to report my assumptions were 110% accurate. cant even blame em, yuengling lager goes crazy

Bluesky just hit 21m users!

as promised: please enjoy this very good hog

bsky.app/profile/kris...

The Onion is singlehandedly keeping me sane.

we all got that one wizard homie who's always drinking blue potion

george bush weighing in on the situation is so fucking funny. the worlds number 1 conflict in the middle east understander has logged on.

holy shit my microwave has a button that disables all the beeps... this is life changing now i can make popcorn without alerting the horde

man they really are just revving up the 9/11 fryers again in the media huh. free palestine.

Heading home, but before I go I gotta say... Japan has perhaps the nicest airport restrooms on the planet.

I know it's getting to be colder out, but if you're in japan in warm weather these grape ice cream bits are the absolute GOAT. really wish i could find em stateside but nobody seems to import them.

got turned away from a sushi place here in osaka because it was japanese only. they were cool about it, i was cool about it, no worries. still sux though, i wanted that fatty tuna nigiri set.

Stayed out too late and missed the last train back to Osaka, had to walk back an hour+ to the hotel. This is just more proof I'm living an anime.