heuercopter
@heuercopter.bsky.social
Blues fan and Lego/model railroad enthusiast
Independence Day (and most of July) at this point is pretty much hoping your neighbors or people driving around you don’t do anything stupid that affects you.
July 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Independence Day (and most of July) at this point is pretty much hoping your neighbors or people driving around you don’t do anything stupid that affects you.
Whomever said “home ownership is the American dream” most likely did not have to deal with a crabby backyard stairwell drain that clogs up whenever you forget to offer sacrifice to it.
May 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Whomever said “home ownership is the American dream” most likely did not have to deal with a crabby backyard stairwell drain that clogs up whenever you forget to offer sacrifice to it.
When you get to have a conversation with your building’s union reps about your admin’s mess ups
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an office and saying ayyyyyy .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an office and saying ayyyyyy .
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April 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
When you get to have a conversation with your building’s union reps about your admin’s mess ups
You know it’s going to get real when the drums start #TheWhiteLotus
April 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
You know it’s going to get real when the drums start #TheWhiteLotus
Me searching the far reaches of my house for matches to light a scented candle and instead finding a bunch of unopened THC edibles I forgot about:
a close up of a man 's face looking at a woman .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face looking at a woman .
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March 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Me searching the far reaches of my house for matches to light a scented candle and instead finding a bunch of unopened THC edibles I forgot about:
Being a fan of a hard luck sports team means that there will be a lot of suffering but when the do well, there’s no other high like it #OhWhenTheBlues
March 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Being a fan of a hard luck sports team means that there will be a lot of suffering but when the do well, there’s no other high like it #OhWhenTheBlues
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March 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I one day hope to have the same amount of courage and lack of perception of the lady who decided that a hill was good point to overtake a garbage truck.
Unrelated, I need a new pair of underwear now.
Unrelated, I need a new pair of underwear now.
March 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I one day hope to have the same amount of courage and lack of perception of the lady who decided that a hill was good point to overtake a garbage truck.
Unrelated, I need a new pair of underwear now.
Unrelated, I need a new pair of underwear now.
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March 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Every normal person who hosts something at their house almost always thinks “Why’d I do this?”
March 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Every normal person who hosts something at their house almost always thinks “Why’d I do this?”
There are days where I love my job. There are days where I tolerate my job. There are days where I don’t particularly care for my job.
There are also days my job makes me think “ya know, I understand and emphasize with why Anakin Skywalker took down the Jedi Order”
There are also days my job makes me think “ya know, I understand and emphasize with why Anakin Skywalker took down the Jedi Order”
March 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
There are days where I love my job. There are days where I tolerate my job. There are days where I don’t particularly care for my job.
There are also days my job makes me think “ya know, I understand and emphasize with why Anakin Skywalker took down the Jedi Order”
There are also days my job makes me think “ya know, I understand and emphasize with why Anakin Skywalker took down the Jedi Order”
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i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today
March 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today
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I don't get how Dracula and Frankenstein have time to make cereal in between terrorizing the villagers
February 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I don't get how Dracula and Frankenstein have time to make cereal in between terrorizing the villagers
“Marshmallows are for team players. They just don’t hand them out.” Might be one my favorite random lines of all time. #Severance
February 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
“Marshmallows are for team players. They just don’t hand them out.” Might be one my favorite random lines of all time. #Severance
There are no rules when I get home from Parent Teacher Conferences. Like everything in the fridge is on the table from the thing of Swiss cheese I bought to the frozen meal I bought a couple of months ago
February 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
There are no rules when I get home from Parent Teacher Conferences. Like everything in the fridge is on the table from the thing of Swiss cheese I bought to the frozen meal I bought a couple of months ago
Everyone hits a point in their job where they look around and think “Well I guess I’m in charge of this now and this is my responsibility”
February 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Everyone hits a point in their job where they look around and think “Well I guess I’m in charge of this now and this is my responsibility”
Me seeing another email and saying “ya know what, that can wait till tomorrow morning”
a picture of a robot with the caption this will make a fine addition to my collection
ALT: a picture of a robot with the caption this will make a fine addition to my collection
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February 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Me seeing another email and saying “ya know what, that can wait till tomorrow morning”
“Apple TV+ might be the *best* streaming service out there right now”
February 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“Apple TV+ might be the *best* streaming service out there right now”
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OK, fine, Jordan Binnington can go and fake like he wants to fight one guy, as a treat.
February 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
OK, fine, Jordan Binnington can go and fake like he wants to fight one guy, as a treat.
When the mammals make a cameo in a Dinosaur documentary:
a group of people are sitting in a dark room with their hands on their faces .
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a dark room with their hands on their faces .
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February 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
When the mammals make a cameo in a Dinosaur documentary:
The midwesterner in me had me IMMEDIATELY looking outside the moment that I heard thunder.
February 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The midwesterner in me had me IMMEDIATELY looking outside the moment that I heard thunder.
“Do you gamble?”
“Well I occasionally do my laundry after 6pm so yes”
“Well I occasionally do my laundry after 6pm so yes”
February 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“Do you gamble?”
“Well I occasionally do my laundry after 6pm so yes”
“Well I occasionally do my laundry after 6pm so yes”
Coworker: You sound horrible
Me: Actually this is the best I’ve felt all week
Me: Actually this is the best I’ve felt all week
February 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Coworker: You sound horrible
Me: Actually this is the best I’ve felt all week
Me: Actually this is the best I’ve felt all week