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Mysterious Noodle
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Hunger pang whispers,
Egg and noodles intertwine,
Ramen warms the soul.

I support blah blah and stand with yadda yadda

Propagator of low quality memes

Ezekiel 23:20

Ramén

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Pinned
my spiritual advisor
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November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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LOL, inside the White House today. Dude REALLY got red pilled this time!
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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IF THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO EVEN LOOK AT — I’VE HEARD OF CHILDREN HAVING TO ENDURE WORSE AND NOT ONLY DID NO ONE DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, BUT THEY ELECTED A LITIGATED RAPIST TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKING STATES.
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Transgender members of the US Air Force are now SUING Trump and Hegseth for unlawfully revoking their retirement pensions and benefits.
Transgender veterans sue military for denying retirement benefits
Air Force and Space Force service members claim the military is revoking the pensions and health care previously granted to them.
www.msnbc.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva (D-AZ) just signed the discharge petition to force a vote on making the DOJ release all of its Jeffrey Epstein files.

She was the 218th signature, which means the petition is now frozen and no member can remove their name.
Discharge Petition No. 9, Bill Number: H.Res. 581, 119th Congress
SPONSOR: Thomas Massie DESCRIPTION: Pursuant to clause 2 of rule XV, I, Thomas Massie, move to discharge the Committee on Rules from the consideration of the resolution entitled, a resolution providi...
clerk.house.gov
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva slams Mike Johnson ahead of her swearing-in: ‘Unconstitutional’
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
543
Days to go!
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Speaker Johnson has literally said he's "not promising anyone anything."

For once, I believe him.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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With the government shut down, flights cancelled, and hungry people going without SNAP benefits, Trump leaves his newly gilded palace for another weekend of golf and parties in Palm Beach.
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Nothing says ‘fit to lead’ like napping through your own medical endorsement. Get Grandpa Don to bed. 🤦🏽‍♂️
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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A damn daycare. This is sick. What are we doing?
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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This is the stuff of dreams—but also absolutely necessary!!!!👇👇
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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What he said: 💯 🎯
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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It's just the beginning...
Former White House Historian Offers Dire Warning After Entire East Wing Is Demolished
www.comicsands.com
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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The guy we carried through a stroke and a smear campaign — fuck off, Fetterman
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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ethical use of ai
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Just checking: the republicans that attacked and sent marshals to arrest Texas dems for not showing up to work (in an effort to protect voting rights, btw) are the same republicans that are not showing up to work, yeah?
October 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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There he goes again
Here’s the original clip of Ronald Reagan from April 25, 1987, where he delivered a complete and total rebuke against tariffs. Trump's calling Reagan’s words here “FAKE” and “fraudulent.” They’re 100% real. And the original clip is actually far worse for Trump, as much is left out of the ad:
October 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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This Tiny Electric Motor Is As Powerful As Four Tesla Motors Combined - InsideEVs insideevs.com/news/776572/...
This Tiny Electric Motor Is As Powerful As Four Tesla Motors Combined
It also weighs about as much as a bike. Combine the power and the weight, and you get a new unofficial power density record.
insideevs.com
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM