Mysterious Noodle
@hermeticseal.bsky.social
Hunger pang whispers,
Egg and noodles intertwine,
Ramen warms the soul.
I support blah blah and stand with yadda yadda
Propagator of low quality memes
Ezekiel 23:20
Ramén
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Egg and noodles intertwine,
Ramen warms the soul.
I support blah blah and stand with yadda yadda
Propagator of low quality memes
Ezekiel 23:20
Ramén
🇺🇸 ⚧ 🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦
The Republican Party is literally church and state.
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Republican Party is literally church and state.
I survived the flaming skull attacks from Russian trolls in 2016. I would send them pictures of cruise missiles targeting their troll farm. They would gang up on me and get my account suspended over and over again.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I survived the flaming skull attacks from Russian trolls in 2016. I would send them pictures of cruise missiles targeting their troll farm. They would gang up on me and get my account suspended over and over again.
Based on a true story
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Based on a true story
Because, Jesus!
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Because, Jesus!
No more Mad Magazine
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
No more Mad Magazine
Reminds me of Ann on Arrested Development.
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Reminds me of Ann on Arrested Development.
They lase a stick of frozen light and create a weapon which they point at their professor's house full of popcorn for tricking them into creating a weapon.
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
They lase a stick of frozen light and create a weapon which they point at their professor's house full of popcorn for tricking them into creating a weapon.
Wasn't that the plot to a 1980s movie?
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Wasn't that the plot to a 1980s movie?
Turd of a Feather runs in the family.
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Turd of a Feather runs in the family.
They put catnip in cat food now. WTF
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
They put catnip in cat food now. WTF
Neither is Russia, but we call it one.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Neither is Russia, but we call it one.
I've seen that look before.
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I've seen that look before.
The Orange Queen
$99 laptop with touchpad sucks for grafix.
$99 laptop with touchpad sucks for grafix.
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Orange Queen
$99 laptop with touchpad sucks for grafix.
$99 laptop with touchpad sucks for grafix.
Drab clothing is making a comeback.
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Drab clothing is making a comeback.
It's a book, too?
Kidding.
Kidding.
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It's a book, too?
Kidding.
Kidding.
